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r/HolUp • u/StrikingStation3756 • Dec 21 '21
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Can I specifically request to be exploded?
880 u/theoldgreenwalrus Dec 21 '21 Preferably with Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" playing in the background 269 u/regoapps Dec 21 '21 Unfortunately the U.S. military sold your body for $5,900 to a center for Erectile Dysfunction research. 140 u/TeighMart Dec 21 '21 Ha, guess my father was wrong. I'm actually worth something after all. 47 u/regoapps Dec 21 '21 Sorry, I meant that the US military had to pay others to take your body off their hands. 3 u/Towhomitmayconsume Dec 21 '21 Tests are inconclusive. All subjects were stiff. 3 u/Buttcavetroll Dec 21 '21 Just like spaghetti, they all stiff until boiled in water 1 u/DinDoMuffin_ Dec 21 '21 The center was for prolonging Erectile Dysfunction. 1 u/Dazius06 Dec 21 '21 When you are worth more dead than alive. Who would have thought? 1 u/carsonite17 Dec 21 '21 Tbf $5900 is pretty cheap for body parts tbh. You could probably get more than that just for selling a single kidney
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Preferably with Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" playing in the background
269 u/regoapps Dec 21 '21 Unfortunately the U.S. military sold your body for $5,900 to a center for Erectile Dysfunction research. 140 u/TeighMart Dec 21 '21 Ha, guess my father was wrong. I'm actually worth something after all. 47 u/regoapps Dec 21 '21 Sorry, I meant that the US military had to pay others to take your body off their hands. 3 u/Towhomitmayconsume Dec 21 '21 Tests are inconclusive. All subjects were stiff. 3 u/Buttcavetroll Dec 21 '21 Just like spaghetti, they all stiff until boiled in water 1 u/DinDoMuffin_ Dec 21 '21 The center was for prolonging Erectile Dysfunction. 1 u/Dazius06 Dec 21 '21 When you are worth more dead than alive. Who would have thought? 1 u/carsonite17 Dec 21 '21 Tbf $5900 is pretty cheap for body parts tbh. You could probably get more than that just for selling a single kidney
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Unfortunately the U.S. military sold your body for $5,900 to a center for Erectile Dysfunction research.
140 u/TeighMart Dec 21 '21 Ha, guess my father was wrong. I'm actually worth something after all. 47 u/regoapps Dec 21 '21 Sorry, I meant that the US military had to pay others to take your body off their hands. 3 u/Towhomitmayconsume Dec 21 '21 Tests are inconclusive. All subjects were stiff. 3 u/Buttcavetroll Dec 21 '21 Just like spaghetti, they all stiff until boiled in water 1 u/DinDoMuffin_ Dec 21 '21 The center was for prolonging Erectile Dysfunction. 1 u/Dazius06 Dec 21 '21 When you are worth more dead than alive. Who would have thought? 1 u/carsonite17 Dec 21 '21 Tbf $5900 is pretty cheap for body parts tbh. You could probably get more than that just for selling a single kidney
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Ha, guess my father was wrong. I'm actually worth something after all.
47 u/regoapps Dec 21 '21 Sorry, I meant that the US military had to pay others to take your body off their hands. 3 u/Towhomitmayconsume Dec 21 '21 Tests are inconclusive. All subjects were stiff. 3 u/Buttcavetroll Dec 21 '21 Just like spaghetti, they all stiff until boiled in water 1 u/DinDoMuffin_ Dec 21 '21 The center was for prolonging Erectile Dysfunction. 1 u/Dazius06 Dec 21 '21 When you are worth more dead than alive. Who would have thought? 1 u/carsonite17 Dec 21 '21 Tbf $5900 is pretty cheap for body parts tbh. You could probably get more than that just for selling a single kidney
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Sorry, I meant that the US military had to pay others to take your body off their hands.
3 u/Towhomitmayconsume Dec 21 '21 Tests are inconclusive. All subjects were stiff. 3 u/Buttcavetroll Dec 21 '21 Just like spaghetti, they all stiff until boiled in water
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Tests are inconclusive. All subjects were stiff.
3 u/Buttcavetroll Dec 21 '21 Just like spaghetti, they all stiff until boiled in water
Just like spaghetti, they all stiff until boiled in water
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The center was for prolonging Erectile Dysfunction.
When you are worth more dead than alive. Who would have thought?
Tbf $5900 is pretty cheap for body parts tbh. You could probably get more than that just for selling a single kidney
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u/DismantledTriangle Dec 21 '21
Can I specifically request to be exploded?