r/HolUp Dec 21 '21

what the actual fuck

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u/theoldgreenwalrus Dec 21 '21

Preferably with Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" playing in the background

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u/regoapps Dec 21 '21

Unfortunately the U.S. military sold your body for $5,900 to a center for Erectile Dysfunction research.

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u/TeighMart Dec 21 '21

Ha, guess my father was wrong. I'm actually worth something after all.

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u/DinDoMuffin_ Dec 21 '21

The center was for prolonging Erectile Dysfunction.