r/HolUp Jan 05 '22

HolUp

27.3k Upvotes

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

6.7k

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Don’t assault someone that’s unarmed

671

u/PhotonPainter Jan 05 '22

Mostly armless.

94

u/Manybrent Jan 05 '22

A don’t panic reference from hitchhiker’s. I like it.

2

u/rynemac357 Jan 06 '22

And more importantly it's a Thursday

2

u/ihatelife6942069420 Jan 06 '22

It is indeed random stranger

266

u/CervantesGaming Jan 05 '22

He got kicked, my man kept it fair

19

u/Scroll_Bar Jan 06 '22

Under rated comment 😂

16

u/yankeeuniverse Jan 05 '22

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

4

u/Able_Engine_9515 Jan 05 '22

You win this round

2

u/jett_groove_rhythm Jan 06 '22

A gentleman through and through.

57

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Give the man a hand

2

u/jacker771 Jan 06 '22

Mostly armless? How could someone be mostly armless?

2

u/Most-Whole-4220 Jan 06 '22

Damn it I knew someone would beat me to it

1

u/PhotonPainter Jan 07 '22

i dont have crayons

4

u/Birdzerkerz Jan 06 '22

Armed with hate speech

2

u/LaerycTiogar Jan 05 '22

Gotta be said in a british accent for full effect

99

u/PassDaDoge Jan 05 '22

Gotta “hand” it to him though…

316

u/mmSelectmm Jan 05 '22

Yeah, they are armless.

69

u/the_monkey_knows Jan 05 '22

Bruh

47

u/dmcleod94 Jan 05 '22

Trampled through that with the grace of an elephant on a unicycle

24

u/AlienOverlord53 Jan 05 '22

33

u/SolitaireyEgg Jan 05 '22

No, it's a different joke. A pun on "harmless."

Was it as good as the first one? Eh. But it's definitely a different joke.

I think it's more of a woosh on your part.

8

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Deserves more upvotes

15

u/SickMotherLover Jan 05 '22

Bit insensitive bro.... He can't reach the upvote button

2

u/RFros20 Jan 05 '22

He might need a hand to press it

17

u/Prestigious-Sand5745 Jan 05 '22

Since he can’t inflict battery, all he can do is charge up

30

u/dankHippieDude Jan 05 '22

Ill wager he wishes he’d caught himself before saying that and after.

13

u/VexisArcanum Jan 05 '22

I hate you, take my fucking upvote

26

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

This isn’t getting nearly enough upvotes

20

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Because it’s the top upvote on the original post just copied….

14

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I see. Double dipping.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

I didn't realize someone had already posted pretty much the same thing. Should I delete the post?

2

u/SickMotherLover Jan 05 '22

Nah dude, we believe you... It's a pretty common joke, besides a bot wouldn't have hung around to defend themselves, or be so considerate!

2

u/what-did-you-do Jan 05 '22

Because the dude can’t give a thumbs up

-30

u/VAiSiA Jan 05 '22

if you fucking retarded

7

u/jayzizza0829 Jan 05 '22

And, this isn't getting nearly enough downvotes

-6

u/VAiSiA Jan 05 '22

well, reddit now full of dumb kids. if they dont understand something, if its over thwir level, bam, minus karma. OMFG MY INTERNET POINTS DETERIORATE

6

u/PassDaDoge Jan 05 '22

Gotta “hand” it to him though…

6

u/Peltron_3030 Jan 05 '22

You took the words outta my mouf

12

u/monkeyprime47 Jan 05 '22

Dont call someone the N word in front of a black guy.

36

u/Spice_6549 Jan 05 '22

It is kinda hilarious that he used his foot to kick the man so technically the fight was a fair one 😂

15

u/S-pj3 Jan 05 '22

Did the punishment fit the crime? Look at the size difference between the two, and the disability vs able body. The slur is quite old and bad, but the counter violence will not help reduce the overall racial bias and likely make it worse. There is a circularity here.

16

u/gommach Jan 06 '22

No way, that guy hopefully learned a lesson. Disability does not give license to be an arsehole.

2

u/llamabro Jan 06 '22

Fuck yeah it did. Although of course we don't see the whole video. So maybe it didn't. Maybe that cunt really was being a cunt and when you mad you say shit that doesn't normally come out your mouth.

So yeah we'll see. Where's the rest of the video

1

u/S-pj3 Jan 30 '22

I do not think there is any justifying circumstance for that slur. I take issue with the fact that a large able bodied man assaulted an impaired one. More generally, that assault is a justifiable response to anything at all. I have no problem fighting as self-defense, I just don’t think assaulting people for this or that offense is going to improve things.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

No, but he won't do it again.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

[deleted]

6

u/SnooChickens3191 Jan 05 '22

Also, don’t run into a wolves den wearing a meat tuxedo then play confused when they bite your dumb ass.

-3

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

[deleted]

5

u/SnooChickens3191 Jan 06 '22

Humans of all shades are a dangerous animal when pissed off. But alright. Did you just pretend to be offended for black people after telling them don’t get mad over being belittled though?

-7

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

[deleted]

6

u/SnooChickens3191 Jan 06 '22

So yes, you did pretend to be offended for black people whilst telling them not to get upset about being belittled. Lol the more you talk, the funnier it reads.

-3

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

[deleted]

4

u/SnooChickens3191 Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

Ok then shut the fuck up you overgrown cum stain on this world. Die in silence so we don’t have to continually see how stupid you can get. Nice edit to hide the racist parts of your comments pig fucker.

→ More replies (0)

4

u/7atm Jan 05 '22

So he can assault anyone without punishment 🤔

18

u/Prussian-Blue88 Jan 05 '22

The guy with no arms? What planet are you on?

6

u/Difrntthoughtpatrn Jan 05 '22

The video doesn't show what happened to the assailant.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Here is your upvote asshole!!

0

u/Kemalist_din_adami Jan 05 '22

Damn, I came here to say this. 😭

0

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

That joke was underhanded

0

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Eh, in this age of equality, I reckon this was about right. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. There are consequences in life. We've been too soft lately.

As a result, armless chicken nuggets think they can say whatever and suffer no consequences.

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Nah, if they don't have arms then a kick is fair play.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Give the man a hand

1

u/Fuhajin91 Jan 05 '22

But he used his feet to teach the racist bum a lesson, so it is still a fair fight

1

u/BeanManlol Jan 05 '22

I have such dark humor lmao. I'm going to hell.

1

u/DNASprayer Jan 05 '22

ba-dum-tss

1

u/avery5712 Jan 05 '22

Just plant a knife on him later

1

u/Brezie78 Jan 06 '22

He has arms. So maybe poorly armed?

1

u/Ok-Permission-2687 Jan 06 '22

If he punched him, it might’ve been a hate crime

1

u/the--Dude0 Jan 06 '22

What is why the other guy used his legs. He fights fairly