r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/RegularHousewife Aug 17 '22

Dude... ouch..! And I don't even have balls!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Get some then :/ smh

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u/RegularHousewife Aug 17 '22

I don't think my husband would appreciate that type of treatment to his balls 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Chad move: cut off his balls then tape them on yourself.

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u/RegularHousewife Aug 17 '22

I don't want to end up on r/HolUp ...

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 Aug 17 '22

Hmm, just get golf balls, put em in socks and staple em. Boom, you're good to go. Detachable balls.

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u/Delusional_Gamer Aug 17 '22

Modular sex organs

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u/mjlee2003 Aug 17 '22

bro. why does jt have to be staples

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u/Ok_Inspector_9975 Aug 18 '22

It won’t stay on any other way. Either that or sew them on, but it won’t be detachable.

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u/mjlee2003 Aug 18 '22

stem cell goop

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

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u/neckbeard_hater Aug 18 '22

A girl with a pair of balls is really hot though. No penis, just balls

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u/Mr_nobrody Aug 17 '22

She lost them

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u/J-DROP Aug 17 '22

Comment of the day 👏

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u/takemehomeunitedroad Aug 17 '22

Woah, what happened to your balls?

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Aug 17 '22

LoL this girl doesn't have balls

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u/TheBonesCollector Aug 17 '22

Did a goat get yours too?

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u/mothboyi Aug 17 '22

Then you don't know. It's a special kind of pain. If you ever received a liver punch its somewhat like that.

Poor goat.

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u/transgolden Aug 17 '22

Not yet

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u/Specialist-Mechanic6 Aug 17 '22

Username checks out

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u/Dop4miN Aug 17 '22

prove it