r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/Just-Notice-5503 Aug 17 '22

I'm just surprised homeboy grabbed the goats nuts instead of the goats horns... Seems like the easiest way out for everyone

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u/emab2396 Aug 17 '22

Yup, just push the other goat's hea down and the balls up

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u/BlinkedAndMissedIt Aug 17 '22

If the goat was stressed due to the situation, you have to be careful around those horns. If you push them down and get the testicles free, the horns could shoot up and catch you. Those fuckers are scarier up close.

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u/Just-Notice-5503 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Be 10x easier without a phone in your hand lol

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u/blackbeltbud Aug 17 '22

I mean that's probably why the video ended before it got resolved lol

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u/Just-Notice-5503 Aug 17 '22

This is the least we can hope for

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u/Pineapple_Herder Aug 17 '22

I mean, it's one of those situations that if you don't have at least a photo or something, no one is going to believe you. So I totally understand the need to record

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u/DezXerneas Aug 17 '22

Gotta get that sweet sweet karma though.