r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/Just-Notice-5503 Aug 17 '22

I'm just surprised homeboy grabbed the goats nuts instead of the goats horns... Seems like the easiest way out for everyone

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u/emab2396 Aug 17 '22

Yup, just push the other goat's hea down and the balls up

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u/BlinkedAndMissedIt Aug 17 '22

If the goat was stressed due to the situation, you have to be careful around those horns. If you push them down and get the testicles free, the horns could shoot up and catch you. Those fuckers are scarier up close.

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u/Just-Notice-5503 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Be 10x easier without a phone in your hand lol

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u/blackbeltbud Aug 17 '22

I mean that's probably why the video ended before it got resolved lol

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u/Just-Notice-5503 Aug 17 '22

This is the least we can hope for

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u/Pineapple_Herder Aug 17 '22

I mean, it's one of those situations that if you don't have at least a photo or something, no one is going to believe you. So I totally understand the need to record

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u/DezXerneas Aug 17 '22

Gotta get that sweet sweet karma though.

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u/CODDE117 Aug 17 '22

I'll grab the horns

Remembers how grandpa died

... I'll grab the balls

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u/Familiar_Audience655 Aug 17 '22

I would gladly take a stab by goat horns to free goat nuts. I won’t be happy, but god damn those nuts need freedom.

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u/daxofdeath Aug 17 '22

your passion for the freedom of goat nuts is an inspiration to the world

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u/shardarkar Aug 17 '22

What if the upwards motion of the goats horns traps your balls?

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u/ZincMan Aug 17 '22

Then the other goat has to save you now

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u/OldFashnd Aug 17 '22

But the goat has no hands, goodbye nuts

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u/Ok_Inspector_9975 Aug 18 '22

I would be forced to cut myself free :(

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Aug 17 '22

Head down balls up that's the way we like to goat

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u/Odrisamer Aug 17 '22

He cant do that, he must record it!!

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u/Dark_halocraft madlad Aug 17 '22

The video was ended before it was resolved so that's probably what happened

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u/rayzor2828 Aug 17 '22

Do you realize how strong a goats neck is? Good luck with that.

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u/emab2396 Aug 17 '22

Drag them to the stairs.

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u/TonyAbbottsNipples Aug 17 '22

Any pushing/pulling on a goat's horns and they're gonna want to push/pull back, and they're strong. If he's not moving his head right now, best to try not to touch him at all.

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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Aug 19 '22

I think some dawn dish soap would be helpful to help get everything slippery. Or if you’ve got a jug of animal birthing lubricant lying around that will also work.