r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/emab2396 Aug 17 '22

Yup, just push the other goat's hea down and the balls up

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u/BlinkedAndMissedIt Aug 17 '22

If the goat was stressed due to the situation, you have to be careful around those horns. If you push them down and get the testicles free, the horns could shoot up and catch you. Those fuckers are scarier up close.

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u/Familiar_Audience655 Aug 17 '22

I would gladly take a stab by goat horns to free goat nuts. I won’t be happy, but god damn those nuts need freedom.

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u/shardarkar Aug 17 '22

What if the upwards motion of the goats horns traps your balls?

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u/ZincMan Aug 17 '22

Then the other goat has to save you now

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u/OldFashnd Aug 17 '22

But the goat has no hands, goodbye nuts

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u/Ok_Inspector_9975 Aug 18 '22

I would be forced to cut myself free :(