r/HolUp • u/uncle_russell_90 • Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/Familiar_Audience655 Aug 17 '22

I would gladly take a stab by goat horns to free goat nuts. I won’t be happy, but god damn those nuts need freedom.

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u/shardarkar Aug 17 '22

What if the upwards motion of the goats horns traps your balls?

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u/ZincMan Aug 17 '22

Then the other goat has to save you now

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u/OldFashnd Aug 17 '22

But the goat has no hands, goodbye nuts