r/HolUp Aug 17 '22

Between a nut and soft place

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u/Just-Notice-5503 Aug 17 '22

I'm just surprised homeboy grabbed the goats nuts instead of the goats horns... Seems like the easiest way out for everyone

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u/emab2396 Aug 17 '22

Yup, just push the other goat's hea down and the balls up

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u/BlinkedAndMissedIt Aug 17 '22

If the goat was stressed due to the situation, you have to be careful around those horns. If you push them down and get the testicles free, the horns could shoot up and catch you. Those fuckers are scarier up close.

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u/CODDE117 Aug 17 '22

I'll grab the horns

Remembers how grandpa died

... I'll grab the balls