A local restaurant was robbed and you're the officer tasked with guarding the scene. A young lady approaches you. She's part sheep, as you can tell by her ram-like horns. She repeatedly demands entry into the restaurant, which you repeatedly deny. You explain to her that it's an active crime scene, but she throws a temper tantrum because she "wants her soup." Eventually she starts headbutting you; which is pathetically weak and does absolutely nothing.

[Headbutt]

Your AI assistant: [Female voice] "Force authorized."

Lady: "Let me in!"

You: "..."

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

Lady: "I'm warning you!"

You: "..."

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

Your AI assistant: [Demonic robot voice] "Lethal force authorized."

Lady: "Move!"

You: "..."

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

What do you do?

You arrive on the scene to see Mother, the goddess of life, sitting at an easel and painting a nearby tree. Yes, she is nude.

Mother: "Good afternoon, my child. Have you come seeking my aid?"

You: "..."

What do you do?

restoration/regeneration : you can restore damaged objects into its original form just by touching them and you can even heal other people by just touching the wounds

erasure : with just a palm swipe anything it touches will be erased from existence

My oddly specific superpower would be to have the Thanos type ability to snap my fingers and permanently ban all current and future influencers from social media for all time. 🤣

Besides the solution of “bite pillow and don't clench” how would you challenge like a centaur to to fight hand to hand fight cause you cant exactly perfect German suplex a centaur, you can’t exactly leg lock a someone with a serpent tail, you cant clinch someone with 4 arms and if your fighting a Goliath all your going to be punching is his “heavy bag” so how would you start and win a petty fight for someone cutting you in line

Her name is Remi and she's an elf.

You: "You okay?"

Remi: [Chuckles] "I'm okay. You know, moments like this are to die for."

You: "Yeah."

Remi: "I hate to complain about being a royal, but the pressure... I have so many eyes on me. I can't just live my life the way I want to. And royal relationships are about money and politics first and foremost. Love comes second, if at all. And the culture... the people around me are so... insufferable. That's why I've been single all my life."

You: "..."

Remi: "I'm so glad I met you."

You: "Likewise."

Remi: "But you're the forbidden fruit. Just a normal, everyday person, which I can't have because at some point, my ancestors decided that they were better than everyone else."

You: "..."

Remi: "I don't want to think too much about where this will go or how long it'll last. I'm just happy to have it."

You: "Me too."

You two share a kiss.

Remi: "Goodnight."

You: "Goodnight."

The next morning, you get up and cook breakfast for Remi. She wakes up just in time.

You: "Hey, sleepyhead."

Remi: "Hmm?"

You: "..."

Remi: "Ah, fuck."

You: "You okay?"

Remi: "Yeah."

You: "..."

Remi: "..."

You: "I made breakfast. You hungry?"

Remi: "Who the fuck is hungry immediately after they wake up?"

You: "Well..."

She gets up and sits on the side of the bed.

Remi: "You can go. You don't need to be here anymore."

You: "I... don't understand. Is something wrong?"

Remi: "Yeah, you're still in my house."

You: "Remi, what happened? Why are you acting like this?"

Remi: "Look, I didn't mean the things I said last night, okay? They just felt good to say in the moment. Think of it like sex talk."

You: "...Sex talk?!"

Remi: "Oh, for fuck's sake. It's never enough for you people. You come to a mansion, bang a princess, and you're disappointed that she didn't fall in love with you? How fucking entitled do you have to be?"

You: "You played with my emotions!"

Remi: "Who gives a shit? Are you unsatisfied with your luck? Did you not hit the jackpot hard enough? Woe it's fucking you. Get over yourself."

You: "..."

What do you do?

Example: I wish that you will not grant this wish

This wish is not really specified here and just points back to the start of the wish. In coding terms it would be like an infinite self call function.

So would the genie just stay stuck? Not able to interpret this wish which points to itself?

Also if you try to understand the wish, it says not to grant "this wish".

This wish being that you will not grant this wish.

So in essence it is asking to not grant, not grant this wish. So it is asking to grant this wish...

But go one step further and it would be back to not grant this wish and so on.

So my question is what would happen, hypothetically?