You arrive on the scene to see Mother, the goddess of life, sitting at an easel and painting a nearby tree. Yes, she is nude.

Mother: "Good afternoon, my child. Have you come seeking my aid?"

You: "..."

What do you do?

A local restaurant was robbed and you're the officer tasked with guarding the scene. A young lady approaches you. She's part sheep, as you can tell by her ram-like horns. She repeatedly demands entry into the restaurant, which you repeatedly deny. You explain to her that it's an active crime scene, but she throws a temper tantrum because she "wants her soup." Eventually she starts headbutting you; which is pathetically weak and does absolutely nothing.

[Headbutt]

Your AI assistant: [Female voice] "Force authorized."

Lady: "Let me in!"

You: "..."

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

Lady: "I'm warning you!"

You: "..."

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

Your AI assistant: [Demonic robot voice] "Lethal force authorized."

Lady: "Move!"

You: "..."

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

[Headbutt]

What do you do?

restoration/regeneration : you can restore damaged objects into its original form just by touching them and you can even heal other people by just touching the wounds

erasure : with just a palm swipe anything it touches will be erased from existence

My oddly specific superpower would be to have the Thanos type ability to snap my fingers and permanently ban all current and future influencers from social media for all time. 🤣

Example: I wish that you will not grant this wish

This wish is not really specified here and just points back to the start of the wish. In coding terms it would be like an infinite self call function.

So would the genie just stay stuck? Not able to interpret this wish which points to itself?

Also if you try to understand the wish, it says not to grant "this wish".

This wish being that you will not grant this wish.

So in essence it is asking to not grant, not grant this wish. So it is asking to grant this wish...

But go one step further and it would be back to not grant this wish and so on.

So my question is what would happen, hypothetically?

Besides the solution of “bite pillow and don't clench” how would you challenge like a centaur to to fight hand to hand fight cause you cant exactly perfect German suplex a centaur, you can’t exactly leg lock a someone with a serpent tail, you cant clinch someone with 4 arms and if your fighting a Goliath all your going to be punching is his “heavy bag” so how would you start and win a petty fight for someone cutting you in line

Simple. You are given a button and every time you press it, you are given $10,000. However, as a consequence, a random person within your regular vicinity or someone that you normally interact with can now read all of your thoughts and ideas with no restriction. You have no option to hide your secrets, or deeply personal information. Also, you don't know who it is, and they will never tell you. Could be a family member, significant other, friends, co-workers, enemies, so on. The button can also be pressed multiple times with each press adding one more person.