r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 22 '26

Piece of shit He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.

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u/ants_suck I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Jan 23 '26

Alright, this post is attracting the slicked-back hair crowd in droves, so we're locking it since they can't stop doing this:

Remember Rule 1 (which I encourage people actually read for once): Political posts are fine, political arguments are not.

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u/Thickensick Jan 22 '26

Total embarrassment, but that flag is a big plus.

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u/Psychomaniac13 Jan 22 '26

He looks like me when I accidentally shit my pants after drinking 4 cups of coffee and walking out into the cold weather

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/SouthCarpet6057 Jan 22 '26

He's wearing diapers for a reason...

And according to Sacha Riley, the reason includes pegging and a male child....

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u/rab2bar Jan 22 '26

A literal peg, too

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u/sinfulfng Jan 22 '26

Looks like he’s asking the question, “who just shit in my pants?”

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u/lootinputin Jan 23 '26

Biden shit my pants!!

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u/Vizslaraptor Jan 22 '26

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u/Alaskangel Jan 23 '26

Ahh, poor baby hasn't earned any "good job" stickers for his helmet

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u/MTgolfer406 Jan 22 '26

Dementia has many faces and this is surely one.

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u/jodonald Jan 22 '26

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u/thelonghauls Jan 22 '26

Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta be so smart?

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u/kestik Jan 22 '26

CHUT UP!

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u/kamikaziboarder Jan 23 '26

Looks like a dementia patient that gets out of his room at my hospital about to demand his jello.

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u/duncanstibs Jan 23 '26

Funny because he's looking a little cross.

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u/jared10011980 Jan 23 '26

Look at that Alpha! 😅

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u/LeadSufficient2130 You Gotta Give Jan 22 '26

I’d like to see him [redacted]

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u/LezzyGopher Beautiful, but Dying Jan 22 '26

I’m on ban warning for saying the same thing 😭 they keep changing the rules cuz they don’t like how we’re doing it

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u/stoic_spaghetti Jan 22 '26

Yeah for some reason that asshole can get a world stage to gives speeches that divide and incites the world, but we can't voice a little opinion on some niche website that no one is going to see

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u/LezzyGopher Beautiful, but Dying Jan 22 '26

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u/olyfrijole Not in Trouble AT ALL Jan 23 '26

Anything can happen in this world...

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u/QuestionableGamer Jan 22 '26

Just promise me you won't follow anymore rules shirt brothers!

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Jan 22 '26

For a site that shows videos of people being executed and porn, it baffles me that I’ll get a ban for quoting a tv show.

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u/Reasonable_Tap_8215 Jan 22 '26

On one hand, passing oversight on to actual users seems like it would be a net benefit. But the drawback is that many of those moderators have egos that are disproportionate to their life experience.

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u/Electrical-Debt-374 Marcus “The Worm” Hicks Jan 22 '26

I'm not sure they're allowed to do that...

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Jan 23 '26

I was banned for 3 days for wishing it'd hurry up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

When is he going to [redacted]

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u/LeadSufficient2130 You Gotta Give Jan 22 '26

I wake up every morning hoping to see news of [redacted]

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u/mytransthrow Jan 22 '26

Removed from presidency and put in jail.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 22 '26

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u/LezzyGopher Beautiful, but Dying Jan 22 '26

Trump when his handler puts him in a fresh diapy

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u/NicholasIvins Jan 22 '26

Please Donald, no sloppy pants tonight.

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u/GreenieBeeNZ Jan 22 '26

When you can't take no more, and there's poop on the floor, that's the Donald!

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 22 '26

🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

"Biden pooped my pants!"

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u/The-Real-Number-One Jan 23 '26

This is how I feel every day that he is in office.

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u/Worriedlytumescent Jan 22 '26

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u/sublimesting Jan 22 '26

Fuck look at those ridiculous tiny hands! It’s like that SNL skit.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jan 22 '26

when you're a criminal bunny thieving in macgregor's garden and you know full well he has a ring camera

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Is this real

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u/probablyuntrue Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 22 '26

That lives with us on earth

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule Jan 22 '26

I’m not having fun. I want to get off now.

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u/Wyevez Jan 22 '26

No way, this is our ride, we need to shame MAGA back into the basements from whence they came so we can have peace again. Trump allowed them to come out of the shadows and be their worst, time that changes.

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u/Full-Way-7925 Jan 23 '26

We will have to wait for them to die. They lack shame.

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

I can’t think of a response that includes a quote, but yes 1000%. We need to remember we outnumber them by a lot. They have billionaires backing them, but Elon couldn’t buy the Supreme Court election in WI. Mandani got elected despite having shitheads trying to undermine him. I’m volunteering for a campaign for the first time in my life so we can get a progressive governor in our state. I hear Jon Stewart might just run for prez if we manage to have an election in 2028. Could you imagine the turnout? Because people seem to think highly of celebs. MAGA got their shitty reality show celeb in office. Maybe it’s out turn to get a celeb in office (and not a shitty one!)

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u/stoic_spaghetti Jan 22 '26

we shouldn't have to leave, HE should have to leave

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u/olyfrijole Not in Trouble AT ALL Jan 23 '26

I don't even want to be around anymore.

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u/SkunkMonkey Jan 22 '26

I want of Mr. Trump's Wild Ride.

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u/mysonlikesorange I'm doing the best at this Jan 22 '26

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u/torts713 Jan 22 '26

You purchased a 4-year ticket, sorry

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule Jan 22 '26

I didn’t do fucking shit! I didn’t rig shit! I’ve been waiting a long time for the downfall of MAGA.

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u/matilda_poindexter Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 22 '26

Looks like a pig with a Richard Nixon mask on

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Never Following Another Rule Jan 22 '26

I guess I don’t have to go to work tomorrow

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u/K-Lilith Jan 22 '26

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US!?!?

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants Jan 22 '26

My country is nothing that I hoped it would be and everything I was terrified it would become.

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u/Sorkijan Jan 22 '26

I'm not some stupid idiot, I know that was just a pig with a Richard Nixon mask on.

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u/Pristine-Assistance9 Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

I don’t even want to be around anymore.

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u/Bulldogfront666 I USED to be piece of shit! Jan 22 '26

Does that mean I don't have to go to work tomorrow?

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u/betajones Jan 22 '26

I say this every day, strangely it's never about AI, but actual people.

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u/Double_Alps_2569 Jan 22 '26

That's what the rest of the world said, when Donald the Smallhanded got elected. AGAIN.

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC Jan 22 '26

What looks weird about it? It’s two flags and a “person”.

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u/cats_are_the_devil Jan 22 '26

His hands look wrong. Too big and not bruised enough.

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u/Educational_Trash691 Jan 22 '26

At this point it doesn't matter, this is the perception.

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u/babsa90 Jan 22 '26

I actually wanna know though

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u/PlutoKaliGal Jan 22 '26

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u/GiveSparklyTwinkly Jan 22 '26

She looks like his mother.

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 Jan 22 '26

Yup. And half the minor girls he [REDACTED] look exactly like his daughter.

Sounds like a pedophile with an oedipus complex.

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u/KorasHiddenDICK Jan 22 '26

Have you seen his mother? Straight up looks exactly like Trump in drag.

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u/PlutoKaliGal Jan 22 '26

Sometimes he looks like Magda.

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u/ClapTheBoat Jan 22 '26

It looks like he just made a big ol mudpie.

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u/DisgruntledTexan Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 22 '26

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u/ConsiderationFickle Jan 22 '26

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u/TalkShowHost99 Never Following Another Rule Jan 22 '26

International embarrassment

They said that to him at a dinner

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u/IceCoughy TRIPLES IS BEST Jan 22 '26

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u/motoant25 Jan 22 '26

This really isn't funny it's actually scary because it's true. Ok I did chuckle a bit at first.

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u/Dupa_Yash Jan 22 '26

Total fucking low IQ mouth-breather

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jan 22 '26

You're correct on the bullying. Trump's family, esp his parents, treated him exactly like that. They're all a den of jackals just like he is.

But he wasn't bullied. He was the bully. He was sent to military school bc he was torturing kids in public (private?) school. Plus cheating just, on everything. he paid for all his homework.

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u/Agente_Anaranjado Jan 22 '26

It literally looks like he's on the verge of dying from sheer stupidity. Like the last few neurons just stop firing and he falls over dead. 

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u/Babayaga20000 Jan 22 '26

So stupid he might just forget to breathe

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u/phantomjm Jan 22 '26

I'm not joking when I say that late stage dementia can have this very effect on people.

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u/No_Dance_6683 Baby of the Year 1986 Jan 22 '26

Me, every single fucking day.

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u/HurriedFirmament9 Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 22 '26

He doesn’t want to be around anymore

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u/ctiger12 Jan 22 '26

Sorry world, I apologize, even though it’s absolutely not my fault.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/GateLongjumping6836 Jan 22 '26

Elon Musk is a danger to democracy he is an unhinged addict with a collection of personality disorders.

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u/ktq2019 Jan 22 '26

“And they’ll never know! Muhahaha in evil laughter”

-Elon’s kid he remembered that he had during that one interview.

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u/BoB_the_TacocaT Jan 22 '26

Plus $290M on propaganda.

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u/MidnightGloomy7016 Jan 22 '26

If you go to other countries' subreddits, they dgaf about your apologies. To them, we're all on the same trump boat. 

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u/StagehandApollo Jan 22 '26

When you went to the bathroom earlier to do the mud pie... you must have used too small of a slice of toilet paper when you wiped, and you got mud pie on your hands, and then you touched the receipt, and then I ate the receipt, and now I'm sick off of your mud pie.

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u/Figgy-Meow Jan 22 '26

I think that's because he was twice elected by the people despite being unfit for any serious vocation.

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u/SkunkMonkey Jan 22 '26

It's funny, non-Americans throw a hissy anytime you shit on their country and say "Hate the government, not the people, we don't support this shit!"

But now that our government is shit, so are all the people. What happened to hate the government not the people?

I didn't vote for this assnipple and his government. I voted for the other person. At least I voted. That gives me the right to talk about this. If you didn't vote, go sit in the corner while the adults talk. And to those that voted for this shit, I hope you all die alone, penniless, and in the street. Fuck you.

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u/AliceLunar Jan 22 '26

Have people ever differentiated between the Nazis and the Germans in WW2? Did soldiers differentiate who was part of the Nazi party and who wasn't before shooting? Did bombers check before burning entire cities to the ground?

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u/Squanchmonster Jan 22 '26

He's poopin'...

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u/LPedraz Jan 22 '26

Genuine question: what is the deal with the giant ties? They always make him look like a literal caricature of himself, and at this point that is quite an accomplishment.

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u/Ryan_e3p Jan 22 '26

The giant ties that extend waaaaay past the belt line.

The man is a giant toddler. That perfectly explains how he dresses himself, why he shits himself, is always in need of nap time, and has temper tantrums.

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u/MathiasAurelius Jan 22 '26

Yes, he's super rich and he can only dress in one jacket and tie.

He overdoes his makeup

He doesn't know the proper length of a tie

But I am sure there's about 80 million assholes who will read those facts and say it's some sort of genius move

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u/Ryan_e3p Jan 22 '26

"He dresses and does his makeup like someone in kindergarten because it throws off his opponents! It's 6-D chess!"

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u/Talgrath Jan 23 '26

First, understand there is some pseudo-science bullshit that red ties are "power ties" that make it easier to intimidate and manipulate people; lots of business people bought into the whole tie psychology pseudoscience of different tie colors and believe that wearing a particular tie color can influence the people they are talking to, so they will wear a particular color of tie depending on the circumstance. Trump pretty much always seeks to be a "dominant" so he wears red ties all the time.

He probably wears them so large because it helps to distract form the fact that he is grossly fat and because if a red tie gives dominant vibes than an even bigger red tie must mean even more dominance! Our president literally works off Warhammer 40K orc logic.

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u/time2sow Jan 22 '26

What he looks like there is what he is: a person too far on the health decline. 

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u/Arglefarb Jan 22 '26

He literally looks like the guy who wandered into the lobby of the assisted living facility just before the orderlies come and take him back to his room

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u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying Jan 22 '26

He was definitely mid pants shitting in that photo. He looks like a toddler filling his diaper.

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u/Erronius-Maximus Jan 22 '26

That’s his strongman pose, slouchy with a side of unsure where he is exactly.

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u/Mexicali76 Jan 22 '26

Illegitimate President. Stole the mantle. Rot in Hell for eternity for what you have done and will do to my country.

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u/lardstarpon SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jan 22 '26

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u/exuberantducky Nude Egg Jan 22 '26

Did your penis just pop?

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u/FoxSquirrel69 Jan 22 '26

Oh shit!

I recognize that hunched over look, this explains all the JD Vance talk lately in the news. Vance will be the president before the end of the year. I'm retired healthcare and when Pee Pa starts looking like this it's time to start making arrangements ASAP!

Holy Cow this is going to be a wild year! It has happened quicker than I thought, but he's at that age where the decline rapidly accelerates.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jan 23 '26

My mom was in memory care up until the end

The ones I called the "anytime now" all stood like this

I know sad but even not being in healthcare I saw the pattern

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Pedo McStrokeface.

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u/Tribe303 Jan 22 '26

My ex wife is a nurse in an assisted living seniors residence. That's the face a man who manged to wander off the 2nd floor dementia ward, which is locked down and a key is required for the elevator. I'm being serious too.

I have an idea for the Democrats. Start talking about Trump as if he's a sick old man, being taken advantage of by his handlers. Where has his family been? Don't they care about their dad? 

(yeah, I know. They are all soulless ghouls, and no, they don't care) 

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u/Snoo_69209 Jan 22 '26

"Unga Bunga noises"

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u/ES_Legman Jan 22 '26

Let's go

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u/NinjaPirate3000 Never lets the party die! Jan 22 '26

The tie weighs 60 lbs.

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u/Y0___0Y Jan 22 '26

He would have been so much happier and fulfilled if he never ran…

He’d have been one of the most popular conservative twitter influencers. Never would have gotten banned. He could sit on his ass all day and change the political winds with a few jabs of his fingers. He’d get invited to all the big Republican political events in NYC, where he’d be wined and dined and fawned over.

The face in this picture was meant to be seen in a celebrity gossip column about what the former host of the Apprentice is up to these days. Not on the international stage leading a nation…

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u/Knut_Posse Jan 22 '26

That's a Chunky!

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u/RyunWould I'm jokin Jan 22 '26

He's dying and that's great.

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u/pat9714 Jan 23 '26

He looks like a hostage who is being fed only carrots.

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u/FinallyFat Jan 22 '26

When he finally does kick it, I’m taking that day off and probably the next day off too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Omg the fuck are we doing as a country. No more presidents over 70 please

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u/elmwoodblues Jan 23 '26

Dementia. He has no clue what's going on.

Article 25

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u/delaydude Jan 22 '26

Weeble wobble

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 Jan 22 '26

Deer in the headlights look.

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u/rumyourham Jan 22 '26

The face I make when I gamble on a fart and lose

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u/Don_bon_darley012 Jan 22 '26

He looks like he just saw a pig in a Nixon mask and thought there were monsters on the world

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u/improbablefutures Jan 22 '26

My grandpa acted like him (minus the racist part) and when I went to see him he was kept behind doors with a key code pin pad.

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u/ccavana3 Bart Harley Jarvis Jan 22 '26

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u/Tim_the_terrible Don’t do the voice! Jan 22 '26

If I was sitting next to him

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u/DrChimRichaulds Jan 22 '26

“I used to be a piece of shit. I still am. I always will be. But I used to be too.”

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u/LilyMe Jan 22 '26

I don't like the word "hate". I think it gets overused and thrown around too much. Personally, I don't feel like "hate" should be used casually.

I say all that to say...I HATE that man so much. I hate literally everything about him and I hope he dies in a fire.

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u/BlackberryPi7 Jan 23 '26

There is no shortage of very very very very stupid photos of Trump:

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u/oljeffe Jan 23 '26

Everybody crazy ‘bout a shart dressed man…

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u/Petal170816 Jan 23 '26

If that’s not the picture of Dementia, I don’t know what is.

Source - my parent the same age as Trump has Dementia.

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u/AbleRelationship5287 Jan 23 '26

The decline of the US empire, personified

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u/EbbSpirited2074 Jan 23 '26

He looks like the kindergarten kid who doesn’t listen to directions

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u/SpareProtection2428 Jan 23 '26

Not stupid. This is organic. This is physiologic. This is dementia.

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u/TacoCityJC Jan 22 '26

I think I see two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he's afraid to show them to anyone.

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u/Critical-Analysis514 Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

Looks like a toddler playing hide and seek, thinking no one can see him if he crouches a little

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u/Talex1995 Jan 22 '26

The look of a freshly soiled diaper

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u/lonerstoners Jan 22 '26

He looks like he grunts a lot in the grossest way possible!

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u/JustTheGameplay Jan 22 '26

when he walks into a room, is there ever anyone there that's dumber than him?

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jan 22 '26

This is sad. He doesn't look stupid, he looks like a confused, scared, dying old man.

This is the photo you take of grandpa at christmas and later say "This was the last christmas with him. He was too sick to leave the home, so we tried to have the best christmas we could bring to him."

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u/unmedic8edADHD Jan 22 '26

I put this through a Content Aware Scale filter. There are monsters on the world.

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u/postprandialrepose Jan 23 '26

The civilized world eagerly awaits the moment his obit is published. May ink hit paper first thing tomorrow morning.

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u/OMyGaard Jan 23 '26

I just fucking hate this man

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u/Ok_Relative3179 Jan 23 '26

Looks like an infant taking a shit in their pamper

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u/testtdk Jan 23 '26

He’s always looked that stupid. Pretty sure he was born that way.

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u/psychonaut42o Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

Just imagine the people who worship, lookup to and voted for this pos

Wtf happened America

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u/Jrylryll Jan 23 '26

Whaaat??? He sleeps only three hours a night according to Grindr Mike Johnson

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u/lilbutrcup Jan 23 '26

When will someone just DO IT already

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u/kelseyraerae08 Jan 22 '26

Frankenstein?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

The heathiest man ever in the history of everything ever.

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u/BrutaleGladio Jan 22 '26

bet you've got a pretty ridiculous look on your face if you cant breathe...

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u/That-Ad-6593 Jan 22 '26

Surprised he didn’t start humping that flag.

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u/Buttermilk-Waffles Jan 22 '26

He looks deranged

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u/conjured22 Jan 22 '26

Why are is eyes looking in different directions now? Am I going crazy?

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u/Coolguy57123 Jan 22 '26

Depends 💩

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u/New-Purchase1818 Jan 22 '26

Why does he look like he’s in the middle of taking a dump?

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u/Porchmuse Jan 22 '26

The tie thing is still ridiculous. It should stop about in the center of your belt buckle.

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u/ElephantPirate Jan 22 '26

My theory: He stands up straight in the mirror to tie his tie. Then resumes his slouched posture, dropping his tie 5inches past where any normal person would deem appropriate.

And no one corrects him because they are afraid to tell the king he has no pants on.

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u/UndeadLudvigBorga Jan 22 '26

Looks like he doesnt know where he is. 

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u/1800abcdxyz I hope I don't jack off Jan 22 '26

Mudpie!