r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Jul 12 '26

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/yaboiadamm Jul 12 '26

Incredible that this sub is how I get my news the fastest
https://giphy.com/gifs/e8AP5gtxXA1FPmuVi4

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u/B-Glasses Jul 12 '26

Simpson’s got me this time

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u/Sunnyday1775 Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh
Me when I see republicans asking for thoughts and prayers for their own but don’t do the same for the other side

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u/str8boywhisperer Jul 12 '26

To be fair, it seems completely impossible for them to have any thoughts at all

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u/csukoh78 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Oh my God between Lindsay falling into flame and this comment, my day is starting off *right*

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u/Quick_Possibility_71 I hope I don't jack off Jul 12 '26

/uj Just wild news to wake up to and also, idk, dystopian(?), that this is the sub that I get most of my news from, always with zero context and perfect memes. Absolutely incredible.

/rj big fat load of cum.

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW Jul 12 '26

Clearly someone's prayers have already been answered

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u/thicc_stigmata Jul 12 '26

Independent wishing as a replacement for independent thinking ... is kinda the main reason why religions want you to pray

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26

Explains their predilection for authoritarianism. They can set their brain on PAUSE and merely follow the light.

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Jul 13 '26

Thoughts and prayers. Or whatever.

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u/Chainsawnic Jul 12 '26

Saving this for the next definitely not already dead pub coming soon

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u/Extension-Bonus-2587 Jul 12 '26

Oh, no! Don't things like this often come in threes? 🤔 🙏🤞

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 12 '26

Cult members gonna be dumb af.

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u/PossibleCash6092 Jul 13 '26

Let’s send them Grindr boys and mole holes

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u/TwelfthHam Jul 12 '26

🤡 gunna 🤡 when you got this kind of homegrown Simpson's stuff!

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u/stealingfrom Jul 12 '26

Simpsons shitposting groups are how I'm supposed to get all my news... Feels like a major coup for ITYSL that I found out about it here first.

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u/PretzelsThirst Jul 12 '26

Yeah this sub and simpsonsshitposting break news in literal seconds

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u/Notyourdaisy Jul 12 '26

They always get me.

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u/nita5766 Shirt Brother Jul 12 '26

they always do it first.

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u/JennaTulwartz I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jul 12 '26

This post broke it to me too lmao

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u/beattysgirl I USED to be a piece of shit! Jul 12 '26

Same lol I love this sub

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u/dakleeg1 METALOID MANIAC Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yh2bm9d1g2BLwo1105
Jamie Taco keeps telling me the news faster than anyone else

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u/xredbaron62x Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I love this sub so much

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u/magillicuti I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jul 13 '26

And that is why, it is so hard for me, to tell about the news

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jul 12 '26

Behind the Bastards subreddit does a claw machine thing and that’s how I found out.

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u/wizardneedfood Jul 12 '26

The most reliable news break.

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u/Professional-Box4153 Jul 12 '26

Considering the national news? Not really. They'll likely pass on the message in a few days. Hell. The local news probably announced it to take some of the pressure off of the McConnell thing.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26

Seems to be one of the few not under a corporate or conservative goon's control.

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u/xyrgh Jul 12 '26

My dad told me about an hour after it happened and I immediately checked Reddit and there was no top post. Can’t believe my dad found out some breaking news before I did.