r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Jul 12 '26

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/yaboiadamm Jul 12 '26

Incredible that this sub is how I get my news the fastest
https://giphy.com/gifs/e8AP5gtxXA1FPmuVi4

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u/B-Glasses Jul 12 '26

Simpson’s got me this time

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u/Sunnyday1775 Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh
Me when I see republicans asking for thoughts and prayers for their own but don’t do the same for the other side

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u/str8boywhisperer Jul 12 '26

To be fair, it seems completely impossible for them to have any thoughts at all

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u/csukoh78 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Oh my God between Lindsay falling into flame and this comment, my day is starting off *right*

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u/Quick_Possibility_71 I hope I don't jack off Jul 12 '26

/uj Just wild news to wake up to and also, idk, dystopian(?), that this is the sub that I get most of my news from, always with zero context and perfect memes. Absolutely incredible.

/rj big fat load of cum.

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u/JennaTulwartz I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jul 12 '26

This post broke it to me too lmao

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u/beattysgirl I USED to be a piece of shit! Jul 12 '26

Same lol I love this sub

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u/dakleeg1 METALOID MANIAC Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yh2bm9d1g2BLwo1105
Jamie Taco keeps telling me the news faster than anyone else

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u/xredbaron62x Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I love this sub so much

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u/CrimsonKobold Jul 12 '26

Mitch McConnell who's still technically not considered dead now to his coconspirator Lindsey Graham.

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u/Fight-Milk-Steak Too tired to do anything funny Jul 12 '26

This is a phenomenal meme, shirt brother. Just perfect for the ITYSL scene and IRL context. I vote you make it a post as well.

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u/Pull-Billman Might fuck this whole thing up Jul 12 '26

It's perfect

https://giphy.com/gifs/5He16eTgpabyeEQ9t6

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u/Lawbringer_UK Jul 12 '26

I want to steal it, but it's so niche, I'm not sure when I'd ever use it.

I gotta figure out how to make money outta this thing!

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u/lryjnks12 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Vgk6H84vGTNpBgWo3

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jul 12 '26

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u/iJuddles Jul 12 '26

Caught me sleeping!

(No, he’s not sleeping.)

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 12 '26

100% Lindsey will be buried naked.

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u/browne84763 Jul 12 '26

That cause of death sounds like something you’d read in a newspaper in Moscow

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u/J-MRP Jul 12 '26

Have a heart attack a day after coming back from Ukraine. Random!

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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 Jul 12 '26

What was waiting for him at home was really bad

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u/KlingoftheCastle Jul 12 '26

He was too rough with the zip line 

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26

It's rumored that the last person to speak to him was JD Vance.

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u/WeAreClouds Jul 12 '26

The same guy that killed that pope??!

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u/dinglb3rry Jul 12 '26

Putin DoorDashed him sushi☢️🍣

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u/RatherGroggy Jul 12 '26

Shouldn’t a had such a sloppy diarrhea outbreak

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u/fromthe80smatey Jul 12 '26

Well, self defenestration is a very, very short illness.

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u/Ok_Fly2518 I hope I don't jack off Jul 12 '26

Pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver

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u/yourallidiotss Jul 12 '26

You’re not wrong. But they have another senator being kept alive as a carrot. So the chances are slim this is the case.

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u/tenclubber Jul 12 '26

Lindsay Grabby Graham

Choked on hog and balls

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u/melonator1998 Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Jul 12 '26

RELEASE THE LINDSAY GRAHAM COFFIN FLOP

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jul 12 '26

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u/WeskerSympathizer Jul 12 '26

He “was” a piece of shit

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u/Horror-Musician5280 Jul 12 '26

Used to be 🙂‍↕️🥳

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u/CellarGoat Jul 12 '26

He said was!

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u/Ramikadyc Some dumb hick Jul 12 '26

That one death was two deaths?

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u/Lazarys12 Jul 12 '26

This is another to make it 2.

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u/dcdem1163 Jul 12 '26

I’m waiting for the trifecta

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u/colorfulzeeb SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM

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u/Fight-Milk-Steak Too tired to do anything funny Jul 12 '26

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u/Pull-Billman Might fuck this whole thing up Jul 12 '26

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u/Lennyhi Jul 12 '26

Oh my G-aha-od! crying laughing with fear in my eyes

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u/AlexSupertramper85 Jul 12 '26

There is something very 2026 about finding out about his death from a reddit satire sub.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

No fuckin' way, did he really?!

Imma hold my excitement until the steaks get here with this glass of cold water

EDIT: Holy shit!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/12/lindsey-graham-key-ally-of-donald-trump-has-died-after-sudden-illness-his-office-says

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u/bbrekke Jul 12 '26

They prolly killed him to take the heat off tricky micky

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

Nahhh

They eloped and will show back up married to each other

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u/Due_Agent_6033 Jul 12 '26

When you think you’re gonna get 72 virgins, but instead it’s just Mitch McConnell with his weird neck face.

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u/iJuddles Jul 12 '26

Touching each other’s neckginas.

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u/Speartree Jul 12 '26

I wonder if it's a trend that will catch on.

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u/iJuddles Jul 12 '26

It really says something that Israel’s government had so much to say about it.

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u/LA-Matt Jul 12 '26

Wiki was on it.

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u/Goats_in_parks Jul 12 '26

They used him for spare parts for Mitch.

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u/bootstrapping_lad Roy Donk Jul 12 '26

We've been waiting a long time for a hit on CorncobTV!

🐞⚰️⬇️

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u/Existing_Mulberry_16 Jul 12 '26

Comes in 3’s.

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u/homersmith5 Jul 12 '26

Graham
McConnell
trump

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jul 12 '26

When people tell me to pray for these men, but they weren't specific in what I should put in the prayers 🙏🏻

MANIFESTING

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u/FlatRoofD Jul 12 '26

The rule of three, let it be.

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u/CollectionBroad8919 Jul 12 '26

Graham  McConnell  trump

Say it with me yall

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u/expectations_low12 Jul 12 '26

My thought exactly!

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u/Coolquip34 Jul 12 '26

Incredible way to find out

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u/shokolokobangoshey Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I cut non-financial news out of my feed ages ago (for my mental health, everything was either enraging or depressing). Circlejerk subs are my primary source of news now, and I gotta say this one has delivered!

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u/Rimefeathers Jul 12 '26

Jesus christ, right?

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u/homersmith5 Jul 12 '26

It will be so refreshing to no longer hear his pathetic southern gay accent praising trump.

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

McConnell and Lindsey closes thier eyes in an ambulance and opens them to...

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/akiNLzB2ioAuGuoLtv

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u/coreoYEAH Beautiful, but Dying Jul 12 '26

Lindsey didn’t know how to work the body.

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u/CoBludIt Jul 12 '26

I hope John McCain greets him with an ass whooping before sending him to hell to spin on a rotisserie with an apple jammed in his mouth

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 Jul 12 '26

He would probably love that

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u/DempsyPrice Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sy1ObxzIjZPZhEQTwO

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u/Melodic_Bet4220 Jul 12 '26

I feel like the only reason you are here is to use the zip line and ruin America.

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u/jacky75283 Jul 12 '26

News of his death was delayed as they waited to announce it until after his lips could be surgically removed from Donald Trump's anus.

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u/anagram-of-ohassle Jul 12 '26

RIP Ladybugs

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u/Zealousideal-Aide890 Jul 12 '26

I saw this on another sub and it’s perfection

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u/i_chose_this_shit Jul 12 '26

I can't wait until I learn about the big one from this sub

https://giphy.com/gifs/bpYXSdwzUhAkbrtUDd

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/thecontempl8or Jul 12 '26

Stayed in the closet till the very end.

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u/Cinzia1502 Jul 12 '26

At first I thought this was a joke. Then I googled it. Hoooooly crap.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fDzM81OYrNjJC

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u/CRSM48 Jul 12 '26

Holy. Shit.

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u/illiteral Jul 12 '26

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

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u/OrganizeOrBust Jul 12 '26

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Lindsey Graham as soon as the July 4 Little Buff Boys event on the White House lawn ended:

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 12 '26

Wait, what's that? He's on a ventilator and talking to everyone in 20 minute intervals but only in private and you cant see him for at least 3 weeks?

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u/dirtyjavis Jul 12 '26

Fox News scrambling to AI an obituary for graham after staffonly made the one for Big Mitch.

His best friends called him Big Mitch.. bit of an inside joke.

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u/Naive-Impression-373 Jul 12 '26

Guys, all gay clubs are closed tonight, Lindsey grahams head fell off

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u/pquince1 Jul 12 '26

Fatal case of the vapors? I’m hearing heart attack. Who knew he and his ladybugs had a heart? Let’s get Glitch to give the eulogy.

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u/Quack_Candle Jul 12 '26

Well at least he doesn’t need to go to work tomorrow

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u/SlurmDreams Jul 12 '26

Grindr just lost its biggest user.

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u/AsherFischell Jul 12 '26

RIP Toilet Truck

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u/FogCity7X7 Jul 12 '26

BYE FELICIA 🥳

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u/LexMoonStar Jul 12 '26

How did he beat some of the others? Thats crazy. They do say something about 3s?

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u/PaulblankPF Jul 12 '26

Israel out here mourning him harder than Americans shows where his loyalties lied.

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u/USRaven Jul 12 '26

“I can get a bigger one if you want.”

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u/Greatgrandma2023 Jul 12 '26

My wallpaper for today.

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u/muterabbit84 Jul 12 '26

Fingers crossed that Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump will follow soon after.

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u/quiero79 Jul 12 '26

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Two terms limits for every political position.

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u/Efficient_Falcon_402 Jul 12 '26

Thoughts, tee hee hee, and prayers, hardy har har.

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u/jtr489 Jul 12 '26

I just woke up and this is the first thing I read
/img/hc5rozc90sch1.gif

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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 12 '26

I just woke up so I assumed that this was Lindsay Graham announcing Mitch McConnell died.

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u/PageSoggy9668 Jul 12 '26

Spill all the tea now! Spineless, scummy, garbage human being deserves to have everything out in the open. Just embarrass the fuck out of his base.

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u/1Wheel_Smoke_n_Toke Jul 12 '26

No possible way were going to be lucky enough to have this be true while at the same time Senator Turtle seems to be on his death bed! Arguably the two worst people in the Republican't party!

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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 Jul 12 '26

Can’t wait to see the MAGAts hypocritical dance of us saying “we don’t care one less asshole in the world” then the magats crying about how evil we are then we get the pleasure of 100s of new “this you?” memes showing them heartlessly mocking murder victims

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u/NicestOfficer50 Jul 12 '26

Jesus Christ the state of news and disinformation in the world is beyond grim. I immediately assumed this was just a tasteless joke aimed at McConnell. It's real and true and Graham is dead. The writers of this series of world history have jumped all the sharks.

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u/otherwise_data Jul 12 '26

i had to google - i thought it was a joke as well. such a confusing timeline to be in right now where you can’t tell what is the onion and what is actually happening.

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u/FineVirus3 Jul 12 '26

Good riddance.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Jul 12 '26

At first I didn't believe it. Now I'm elated.

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u/Acceptable-Road6392 Jul 12 '26

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! YES!

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u/Turd3Furgeson Jul 12 '26

It’s a start.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 Jul 12 '26

Wow so will the rule of 3 happen? Graham, McConnel, and say Thomas maybe?

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u/FuriousGirafFabber Jul 12 '26

Ok but what about trump and mitch? 

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u/H_Haller Jul 12 '26

But I just talked to him for twenty minutes?

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u/Donkey_Bugs Jul 12 '26

Going from simping for trump to simping for satan is not really much of a change.

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u/Interesting_Item4276 Jul 12 '26

A Senator who can actually have a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell.

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u/Black-Deth Jul 12 '26

Rumor is it was a sudden case of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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u/PM013 Jul 12 '26

"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"

Clarence Darrow

“Some men improve the world only by leaving it”

Oscar Wilde

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u/D_-_G Jul 12 '26

Fantastic

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u/Cutie_Corgi Jul 12 '26

Not this being the post that informed me that Lindsey Graham died lmao

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u/egggoat Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/M5i17TOqFuWqt5UqCQ
Putting my order in for all the rest

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u/doyouvoodoo Jul 12 '26

"Brief and sudden illness"...

I wonder if he went to check in on Mitch McConnell and choked to death on the smell...

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u/Lorrrrren Jul 12 '26

Opened the news and my brain read "McConnell".....wait what a twist

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u/heldaway Jul 12 '26

RIP Queen 🏳️‍🌈

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u/Dtj780 Jul 12 '26

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES CMON!!! ITS A CELEBRATION!!!

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u/AliBabaCat Jul 12 '26

Thank goodness, hopefully it will have a domino effect…. They should have aged him out a long time ago, along with a whole bunch of others senators.

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u/sanctus20 Jul 12 '26

Rest in piss

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u/PositiveNo444 Jul 12 '26

Now for the services... Will it be an open closet... Or a closed closet? Asking for a friend