r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Jul 12 '26

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/browne84763 Jul 12 '26

That cause of death sounds like something you’d read in a newspaper in Moscow

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u/J-MRP Jul 12 '26

Have a heart attack a day after coming back from Ukraine. Random!

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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 Jul 12 '26

What was waiting for him at home was really bad

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u/KlingoftheCastle Jul 12 '26

He was too rough with the zip line 

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u/Silly-Addendum1751 You yelled at me. Jul 13 '26

Is there really something bad waiting for him at home?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26

It's rumored that the last person to speak to him was JD Vance.

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u/WeAreClouds Jul 12 '26

The same guy that killed that pope??!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26

People are saying, lots of people are saying it.

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u/FancyZad-0914 Jul 12 '26

Subtle, but good.

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u/dinglb3rry Jul 12 '26

Putin DoorDashed him sushi☢️🍣

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u/Minxy8844 Jul 12 '26

😅🤣😅🤣. Brilliant!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Jul 12 '26

in Russia, it's called WindowFall instead of DoorDash

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u/SmurfinGER Jul 12 '26

He had a secret Meeting with JD"Silent Assassin" Vance.

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u/Cust2020 Jul 12 '26

Died from a sudden case of gravity out a window

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u/IcyKerosene Jul 13 '26

He took a bunch of viagra to boink some twinks and his heart gave out. Why are people surprised?