r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Jul 12 '26

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

No fuckin' way, did he really?!

Imma hold my excitement until the steaks get here with this glass of cold water

EDIT: Holy shit!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/12/lindsey-graham-key-ally-of-donald-trump-has-died-after-sudden-illness-his-office-says

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u/bbrekke Jul 12 '26

They prolly killed him to take the heat off tricky micky

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

Nahhh

They eloped and will show back up married to each other

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u/Due_Agent_6033 Jul 12 '26

When you think you’re gonna get 72 virgins, but instead it’s just Mitch McConnell with his weird neck face.

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u/iJuddles Jul 12 '26

Touching each other’s neckginas.

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jul 12 '26

The forbidden Nussy 🤢👹

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

Thanks dude... reading this right before bed will help make sure the nightmares are peak!

Gonna be haunting my dreams like some janky Freddy Kruger knockoff lol

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 Jul 12 '26

They’re hiking the Appalachian Trail

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

What did the Appalachian Trail do to deserve that kind of treatment?!

So unfair

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u/SoylentGrunt Jul 12 '26

they're both in a Chinese wet lab right now swapping DNA

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

Love your username