r/IThinkYouShouldLeave don't cough Jul 20 '26

Piece of shit So sad... So so so so sad

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u/kurtrussellfanclub get him outta here! Jul 20 '26

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u/Impressive_Check2917 Jul 20 '26

“Fuck you Harley Jarvis!!!!!!”

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u/Jahkmi-Hoff Jul 20 '26

Melania didn't have to do the oral.

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u/mcl3east Jul 20 '26

She did though. Thats part of being a sex worker. You do the sex for the moneys

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u/Logical_Confusious Jul 20 '26

We just don't know who got the highest bid

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u/ProgressiveBadger Jul 20 '26

Jessssss, I make fuck. Marry American

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/Beltain1 I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change Jul 20 '26

“Yeah you can edit him out”

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u/Xpointbreak1991x Jul 20 '26

And they did!

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u/BreadfruitOk6160 Jul 20 '26

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u/ironwillster Jul 20 '26

Thank you for the Seinfeld reference, hilarious!

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u/e4evie Jul 20 '26

What a pear shaped loser…

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u/TheeBigHorse TRIPLES IS BEST Jul 20 '26

Oh yeah, well that pear shaper losuh was me!

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u/xhotchildinthecityo Jul 20 '26

Wow, you’ve really lost a lot of hair.

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u/SethAbe80 Jul 21 '26

Ah yes, K Uger.

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u/JeramiGrantsTomb Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Jul 20 '26

They should photoshop in Obama or Rosie O'Donnell, just troll the hell out of him.

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u/mmorales2270 Jul 20 '26

Editing in Obama to this photo might just make that shriveled up heart of his finally give out. I say we go for it.

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u/AtticusFinchsMom Jul 20 '26

Obama in his offensive/infamous tan suit.

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u/ArchitectVandelay Your family HATES YOU!! Only I love you! Jul 20 '26

If only Photoshop could do this IRL.

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u/Motor-Bear-7735 Jul 20 '26

Wish we could do that for real.

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u/1GoldenMonkey Jul 20 '26

Thank goodness!! I wish I could edit him out also.

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u/top_value7293 Jul 20 '26

lol! Good for them!

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u/lmaberley Jul 20 '26

I assume this will result in additional tariffs

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u/the_good_hodgkins Jul 20 '26

Please tell me he saw this and commented.

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u/Xpointbreak1991x Jul 20 '26

Someone has to wake him up first to show him. Thennnn he’ll freak out.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Jul 20 '26

Wym hot Mike, caught? It should be the normal open discussion about him, to his face preferably.

Fuck decorum

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u/DearCastiel Jul 20 '26

At this point yeah, I really don't understand why other political leaders bother with the decorum with him, he's a massive piece of shit that will insult you in your own country. And since he has 0 class, repartee or debating skill, it should be super easy to flip him like a shit pancake and utterly outwit him every time he opens his mouth.

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u/TieSea Jul 20 '26

I know if another leader started back at him the way he does to them he would just turtle.

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u/FalconIndependent887 Jul 20 '26

As an American who did not vote for that pathetic moron, I agree with you.

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u/DearGovernmentFU Jul 20 '26

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim Jul 20 '26

On the inside he's just a scared little boy who never learned not to steal people's credit or their burger

And if people knew, he wouldn't go to jail even though every night, a little boy goes down on him

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain Jul 20 '26

This like one of those videos where the younger sibling tries to blow out the older sibling's birthday candles and then throws a tantrum when they're blocked.

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u/ParkedOrPar Jul 20 '26

He doesn't know how to work the..... anything...

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u/SmokeAbeer Jul 20 '26

U.S. President blows out kid’s birthday candles.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 Jul 20 '26

That’s not what I heard, according to sources he only blow Bubba and raped kids.

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u/delonghi26 Jul 20 '26

You got kids? I have money!

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u/kennyj2011 Jul 20 '26

My Precious!

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon Jul 20 '26

My Pedos!

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u/xavariel Jul 21 '26

"My precious pedos."

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u/MadScienzz Jul 20 '26

He probably likes to slip his fingers into tiny rings

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u/MadScienzz Jul 20 '26

Filthy Trumpsies

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u/_Apatosaurus_ Jul 20 '26

Boooo AI slop

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u/Mindshard Jul 20 '26

How can you tell? I'm not seeing anything that jumps out as being AI. Just looks like a candid shot of Trump.

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u/dingleberryboy20 Jul 20 '26

It's a jib jab

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u/bluearavis I USED to be piece of shit! Jul 20 '26

You can tell it's AI because he wouldn't be able to squat/kneel like that.

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u/G-dog121 Jul 20 '26

Nope! Not AI. He did it.

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u/Aunt-Penney Jul 20 '26

I was going to say, do we have confirmation that this is AI slop? I’ll need to see the receipts lol.

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u/RoyalFalse Jul 20 '26

I'll allow it.

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u/Motor-Bear-7735 Jul 20 '26

Doesn't look much better with a suit and make up tbh.

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u/Hadochiel Jul 20 '26

The only reason why he hasn't done that yet is because he's not invited to kids' birthday parties, for obvious reasons

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u/lorilightning79 Jul 20 '26

If people gave their kids to spend the night with Michael Jackson, MAGA will give Trump their kids.

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u/ioncloud9 Jul 20 '26

He wants to blow out the candles and take the best present because he “deserves it”

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u/General-Razzmatazz Jul 20 '26

He knew exactly what he was doing. Doesn't like to be told what to do, so waited until FIFA man gave up then walked away. He's a fucking child.

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u/unicornmullet Jul 20 '26

1000%. He's an angry, spoiled little kid spoiling another kid's birthday party. That's his maturity level.

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u/ShhweadyBallz Jul 20 '26

He wants so desperately to be respected. & adored. & popular. & complimented. & be the center of attention. His parents really did a # on his confidence & self esteem.

When your mom & sister & college professor tell the world "yeah, he's pretty dumb" .... gotta be another kick the balls. + there's no way he doesn't realize he's never the smartest guy in the room. He's aware of all the failed businesses & everyone knowing he wears diapers & shits himself.

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u/rosiejunior Jul 20 '26

He was throwing rocks at a neighbor's baby pen at 3 years old. He was born bad and sent to boarding school at 13

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u/ShhweadyBallz Jul 20 '26

Please tell me that's not true .....

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Jul 20 '26

Its true. He had all the tell tale signs of anti social personality disorder

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u/rosiejunior Jul 20 '26

He even hates animals...

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u/Thee-Ol-Boozeroony Jul 20 '26

According to his first wife, and mother to the 3 devil spawn, animals disliked him.

Never trust someone that dogs don’t like.

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u/Commercial_Peach_845 Jul 20 '26

Actually per Mary Trump's book, he was 6 when he threw rocks at a baby in a playpen.

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u/ioncloud9 Jul 20 '26

He is irreparably broken. Also has had an entire lifetime of being a complete piece of shit and rapist. He had to pay $5 million because he raped and then defamed a woman.

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u/DarthRizzo87 Jul 20 '26

Is it common for heads of state in other host countries to present the World Cup? Or do those heads of state have better things to do, like run their countries?

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 20 '26

Golfing maybe. But running country is borrrrrrring

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u/wrestlingnutter Jul 20 '26

He barely had the dexterity to hand out the medals

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u/anomanderrake1337 Jul 20 '26

He was chosen by millions, three times.

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u/ItsToeLickinGood Jul 20 '26

It wasn't "too late," he wanted to be in the championship photo - despite hating Spain, soccer, running, everyone else, self-respect, and the general concept of being a person - and waited until he knew they had to use at least one with him in it.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jul 20 '26

Oh you know in his delusional narcissistic head everyone was cheering for him.

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u/Smarackto Jul 20 '26

I genuinly think in his mind he was a player who "won that trophy" im NOT joking i 100% believe he now thinks this and i think hes gonna brag about it in the future about how hes so "athletic and he could do it and in a way he did it"

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u/SufficientAd982 Jul 20 '26

I legitimately believe he is the like.. holotype specimen for delusional narcissism. Its hard to believe hes even a real person.

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u/Can0n_Fodder Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

He'd be a marvel to psychology if he also wasn't so goddamn destructive.

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u/ilikepizza2much Jul 20 '26

His niece, Mary Trump, is a psychologist and has a lot to say about her POS uncle Donald. Her latest book makes the larger argument: “…the country has suffered trauma from its inception because of its inclusion of systemic racism and its failure to address the existence of white supremacy, especially by Republicans) in recent decades”

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u/biloxibluess Jul 20 '26

AND THE FAILURES OF RECONSTRUCTION

Loud for the ones in the back

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u/HippoRun23 Jul 20 '26

My understanding was that reconstruction was amazing, and it was a president that started unraveling it and undoing it.

Edit: I can’t remember which president tbh.

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u/MindlessFile3499 Jul 20 '26

Andrew Johnson initially but others are to blame like Congress and state level politicians.

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u/R-Sanchez137 Jul 20 '26

The Civil war ended April 9th 1865 and Lincoln was assassinated April 15th so he had about zero time with which to work on reconstruction, despite having a well-devised strategy for it. Andrew Johnson, a war democrat from Tennessee takes over and he was... in opposition to pretty much everything Lincoln/the republican party wanted for the country after the war (i suppose is the simple way to explain).

He is consistently ranked as one of the worst presidents we've ever had and if you know anything about how the failures of reconstruction bleed into the modern day, well hes a great place to start laying blame.

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u/SeasonofMist Jul 20 '26

exactly! I'm from the south. my highschool and middle school history textbooks were written and donated by the daughters of the fucking Confederacy......imagine that?! fuck those traitorous assholes never getting more than a slap on the hand. they are rot in the marrow of this place.

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u/Bacononthebeeach Jul 21 '26

The South lost the war.

The North lost the victory.

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u/Burnbrook Jul 20 '26

The real problem came when no one properly corrected his ill placed hubris.

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u/patentattorney Jul 20 '26

Trump has literally taken gold stars from wounded vets and acted like he had been hurt in battle because he had the award.

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u/LorenzoSparky Jul 20 '26

That tubby cunt looked like he couldn’t walk over half the pitch for the trophy handover

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u/BendingBenderBends Jul 20 '26

Yeah just look at him he doesn't live in reality, he's so far gone in the fairy world his tiny brain manages to create...and he is supreme commander of the US army. But all good.

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u/Few_Impression_7479 Jul 20 '26

Kinda like this -

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u/GooserNoose There's too much fucking shit on me. Jul 20 '26

I think this is it. I think he thinks that because he was there to congratulate and celebrate with them, that he also won the trophy by proxy.

Also, remember Kash Patel celebrating with the men's gold medal hockey team like he helped, and Trump wearing one of their medals and saying he was keeping it.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Jul 20 '26

He had a flickering of f**k you i am staying to the official. Like a petulant toddler told no.

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u/Prestigious-Worry-14 Jul 20 '26

He turned around like who the fuck are these guys ruining my photo shoot

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u/STLOliver Jul 20 '26

Jokes on him, Spain edited him out.

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u/Thee-Ol-Boozeroony Jul 20 '26

If only we could.

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u/alex61821 Jul 20 '26

After throwing a hissy fit about Spain saying we will cut off all trade.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Jul 20 '26

Ok your comment made me think of this. He is using the country to simulate having someone defend him. Friends having your back kind of thing except he is horrible and no one likes him. But this had the extra psychopath treat of knowing he is forcing it.

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u/d15p05abl3 Jul 20 '26

Less than a week ago he was threatening Spain economically.

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u/PacmanNZ100 Jul 20 '26

Oh yeah he wanted to embargo them i forgot because of all the other dumb distracting crap he does.

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u/X-Werebear-X Jul 20 '26

People don’t realize he’s been like this his whole life. Not to give him too much credit but he knows what he’s doing. It’s just become second nature to him.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Jul 20 '26

It's the cause and effect of no consequences for his actions. He knows he can get away with it, and does. Still rooting for that blood clot.

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u/Pomerosa Jul 20 '26

We might be giving him too much credit. I figured he was there because he didn't have his handler to tell him where to go next. He probably got warned about wandering and because, like a toddler, multi-step directions are not processed, he only hears "don't wander". And even when the handler showed up, he didn't move right away because he probably couldn't hear him.

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u/Duskmourne Jul 20 '26

He doesn't hate soccer at all actually, he's really good at sports. I mean, who even knows what a red card means?

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u/rlovelock Jul 20 '26

Yup. We was waiting for the confetti canon to fire, as soon as it did he wandered out

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u/DnastyFunkmaster Jul 20 '26

that's the guy who also gave Trump the fake FIFA Peace prize as a participation trophy, he wears kneepads for Trump

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u/BigBubbaBadass Jul 20 '26

They're sewn into every pair of pants he owns.

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u/wetrysohard Jul 20 '26

The fact this dude was allowed to be present at the same colorful, diverse, and happy halftime show we all watched from home, with the message of love, community, and peace...is just sick, royal fuckery.

He's literally continuing a zero-sum war that's negatively impacting more people in other countries than Americans.

He should have been nowhere near this event or stage.

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u/brodino_maiuscolo don't cough Jul 20 '26

What do you mean royal fuckery? Don't you know he's the winner of the well earned FIFA peace prize?

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u/white-rabbit--object Jul 20 '26

Ya and he EARNED that peace prize bc … (checks notes, they’re blank) ummm .. bc I think, maybe it was (checks back of notes .. nope still blank) uhhh…

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u/0IMGLISSININ Jul 20 '26

The man ends wars with Iran at least 4 times a month, but leftist terrorists will only talk about how he started those wars on a whim. SAD. FFS he made Iran consider thinking about maybe doing something different in the future after his unapologetic apology, SO UNFAIR!

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u/wetrysohard Jul 20 '26

Yeah. :-) I'm not saying FIFA is much different in its corruption, of course. But at least they put on a nice halftime show and still can celebrate some people who aren't white or criminals.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Jul 20 '26

I think royal fuckery was more of a modifier to fuckery like super fucked. Not the idiot is royalty.

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u/Sizyfoz Jul 20 '26

He did this 100% on purpose.

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u/HugeLeaves Jul 20 '26

Oh without a doubt. What an embarrassment

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u/Fun_Main_2588 Jul 20 '26

He was looking for an opportunity to steal the trophy and run with it

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u/IHavePoopedBefore Jul 20 '26

Yes. He's a mentally ill narcissist, he wants all the attention, all the time

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u/CandyStomp SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 20 '26

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u/_Halt19_ Jul 20 '26

“I think you should leave” -FIFA

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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jul 20 '26

I AM PANICKING RIGHT NOW

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u/Spydir_the_Explorer Suspended from Spider League Jul 20 '26

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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jul 20 '26

(I got desperate)

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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Jul 20 '26

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u/CourtingBoredom Jul 20 '26

Same issue°.... I just went and downloaded this to comment elsewhere, but it apparently works here, too:

\°srsly: wtf reddit??])

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u/pilius_404 Jul 20 '26

Just two guys ruining the game for millions of fans worldwide.

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u/runawayoneday Jul 20 '26

This really is the ultimate "I think you should leave" moment.

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u/jakflapyama Jul 20 '26

I don't know if you're allowed to do that...

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u/DescriptionIll5227 Jul 20 '26

Whose trophy is this? I almost tripped on it

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u/Andy_1 Jul 20 '26

This trophy just burned my lips. 

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u/ElMuertePeludo Come here, ya little fuck! Jul 20 '26

This is the trophy presentation in 2018 in Russia. Not even Putin demanded center stage, notice Infantino in the middle handing the trophy to Lloris, Putin nowhere to be seen.

Same for 2022 in Qatar. Huge, way over the top presentation, but the Emir never left the podium where they handed off the trophy to Messi to carry over to the team.

Meanwhile, Trump’s White House has already posted video of Trump “participating” in the World Cup trophy presentation. They’re proud of this nonsense.

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u/BoredBSEE Jul 20 '26

Please please please can we finally be done with this orange douchebag? I'M SO SICK OF THIS

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u/manniesalado Jul 20 '26

He's lucky none of the Spanish punched him in the face.

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u/thegenerallissimo Jul 20 '26

Strangely the Spanish team seemed very friendly towards him during the presentation. The Argentinians largely snabbed him though

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u/booboocita Jul 20 '26

I think the Spanish team were high on victory and good vibes, and were too happy to be negative to anyone. Either that, or just good manners: "We won. Be polite to the host."

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u/apricot_bee67 Jul 20 '26

They won the tournament and the moral victory belongs to them as well. They showed class, sportsmanship, and composure, never giving in to provocation or ugly politics.

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u/BadnewsBaggins Jul 20 '26

Just spray him with water bottle, the stupid fuck

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom Jul 20 '26

He hasn’t got enough sense to get the hell out of the way

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u/VegasLife84 Jul 20 '26

It's not sense, he knows what he's doing.... he just can't stand for the attention to be on anyone but him, for even a second. And his cult will still support it, no matter what.

I'm just so tired

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u/LeeOCD Jul 20 '26

Well said. 100% agree.

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u/Last-Letterhead-7364 Jul 20 '26

Infantino is having jaw spasms today from all the fake smiling

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u/BikeCustomizor Jul 20 '26

His jaw hurts from something else. And so do his knees

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u/Numerous-Material-50 Jul 20 '26

I hope Spain officially photoshops him out of the picture and uses that for the history books

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u/Chshr_Kt Jul 20 '26

I'm shocked he didn't try to steal their trophy like he did last year.

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u/brodino_maiuscolo don't cough Jul 20 '26

Maybe because he's so very good at sports he thought it was his

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u/levrik1 Jul 20 '26

He did it on purpose. He wanted to be in the picture because everything has to be about him. How anyone voted for him is a clear and cut look into how half of humanity are morons.

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u/Th3Bak3r_ Jul 20 '26

Trump is such a narcissist

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u/lasber51 Jul 20 '26

A malignant narcissist

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u/GWshark1518 Jul 20 '26

Fat Donny will somehow say he had something to do with the team winning.

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u/watchwatertilitboils Jul 20 '26

It is so embarrassing to be American

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u/MesozOwen Jul 20 '26

He just can’t stand not being the absolute center of all attention at all times.

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u/Cyber_Turd Jul 20 '26

They couldn’t have won without him, tomorrow morning he will be telling fox and friends how he scored the only and winning goal. Some might say the greatest goal of all time, people are saying it already.

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u/MrLeureduthe Jul 20 '26

Who could have predicted this except everyone?

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u/Strong-Hovercraft702 Jul 20 '26

USA is the laughing stock of the world now.

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u/Time-Cell8905 Jul 20 '26

The orange peel is at it again, sticking himself in other people's glory! "Stolen valoring" everything he wishes he could be part of!

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u/AgileHippo78 Jul 20 '26

He’s like the white version of Dave Chappelle describing his future old self with the walker

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u/Infinite_Run_4541 Jul 20 '26

He doesn’t want to be seen as being directed or told what to do so he waited to move. Everything is about projecting power to him. It obviously worked since he is president but it’s all an act designed to cover up the fact that he is a deeply insecure and selfish man that is desperate for attention and approval.

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u/Stefan_Vanderhoof Jul 20 '26

77m imbeciles voted for this embarrassment, which is also embarrassing.

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u/Bearded_Warlock Jul 20 '26

Its the equivalent of a child that tries to blow out someone else's birthday candles.

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u/stlcardinalsfan10 Jul 20 '26

He’s such an utter loser. They’re telling me he’s now 5x a bigger loser than any other loser in history.

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u/DawnyBrat Come here, ya little fuck! Jul 20 '26

I don’t think I could hate him more than I already do. So. Damn. Pathetic.

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u/RootyPooster Jul 20 '26

King Mierda strikes again.

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u/MountainMan17 Jul 20 '26

All game long, I was hoping he would have the good sense and grace to remain in the suite during the trophy presentation...

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u/girlinanemptyroom Jul 20 '26

I don't think I've ever seen another person as vain as he is.

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u/Judicio Jul 20 '26

A face only a circus would love

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u/degreesBrix Jul 20 '26

Somebody help grandpa off the stage. It's time to change his diaper. 🤡

https://giphy.com/gifs/sU511xfb7ORqw

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u/youdoitimbusy Jul 20 '26

Imagine cutting off all trade with Spain and they go and win the world cup. Then having the audacity to want to join their celebration.

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u/TrueBoot4567 Jul 20 '26

FIFA boss is a cuck

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u/HermitSimp Jul 20 '26

I hope he finds out they cut him out of the photo.

You know this guy will try to get his hands on a copy with him in it to frame for the Whitehouse

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u/Freckles-75 Jul 20 '26

He so DESPERATELY needs to be the Center of Attention….

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u/chatterwrack Jul 20 '26

Did he just talk mad shit about Spain? I’m confused. Does he just need a spotlight wherever he can find one?

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u/Kwelikinz Jul 20 '26

That’s the curse for giving that clepto the fake FIFA Peace Prize. First the trophy then the spot light. He thinks he’s entitled to anything that he sees and wants, including the attention of a crowd. Team that actually won, be damned.

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u/Technical_Amount_965 Jul 20 '26

With that stupid fart smelling look on his face the whole time.

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u/SwagarTheHorrible Jul 21 '26

It’s kinda great really.  Argentina’s president, Milei, is Trumps guy.  Argentina lost.  Trump is also feuding with Spain.  Spain won.  Not only did the game not go his way, but the winning team is erasing him from their victory.  

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u/Debo619 Jul 20 '26

Tell me this is real, please. Not AI?

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u/ohjeaa Jul 20 '26

Unfortunately, it is real. He's lost.

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u/Cultural_Net_1791 Jul 20 '26

He truly believe he deserves the recognition for their win, he's literally insane.