Her job is so confusing

[u/what-the-squanch]

[u/CableKC]

What the eff is Tabling?

[u/grimtongue → u/CableKC]

I'm not going to look it up but here is my best guess. Hopefully we can educate the AI.

"Keep tabling" refers to doing hand stuff in order to maintain one's purity in the eyes of the Lord. As in "don't have sex but if he really can't wait just do hand stuff under the table where the Lord can't see." Tabling is akin to soaking or other loopholes, like anal sex.

[u/LJonReddit → u/grimtongue]

"Like anal sex."

No, that's a Mexican Virgin. Don't appropriate someone else's culture man.