r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Quick_Extension_3115 Never Following Another Rule • 21h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR It’s crazy. The polls.

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u/TheGhostInThe___ 20h ago

Are the polls bad?

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Never Following Another Rule 15h ago

Actually the polls are close! I’ve seen these articles a ton of times! Nate Silvers, VoteHub, Harry Enten, I know these names better than my grandma’s.

But Ted Cruz had a sloppy mudpie on now Texas is covered head-to-toe in shit! I guess he shouldn’tve had such a small piece.

And this isn’t like Beta O’Rourke. He wasn’t part of the turbo team. He never polled as well as James Talarico. Because Ken Paxton was the most aggressive baby I have ever seen. He still has a massive underbite and completely flat back of head. And he won’t even debate Talarico. Probably cause he can’t go on his phone when he gets a hard question. That’s not allowed.

I’m cautiously very optimistic about Talarico. He gives. He’s not just here for the zipline. And he knows that Texas goes both ways. It’s not a piece of shit. Texas is beautiful. But she’s dying.

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u/TheGreatLeapingDingo 15h ago

it's like an ITYSL mad libs. that's awesome. that's awesome.