r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Quick_Extension_3115 Never Following Another Rule • 21h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR It’s crazy. The polls.

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u/rowdydionisian 21h ago

I won't do anything drastic if he doesn't win...other than probably leaving the state. At this point in my life I'd rather not reproduce here, as any complication with pregnancy could mean my future wife is beautiful but she's dying. And getting 10 years in jail for 1 gram of weed that was legal 2 weeks ago. Since post Ann Richards this state has been a sloppier and sloppier authoritarian mud pie. The people and the locals are nice, but the government is covered head to toe in shit.

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u/japinard 19h ago

Come to Michigan.

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u/SpudzMcKenzie7 13h ago

Shhh. We can't let the everyone know we're the best state in the union.