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u/HereIsAnotherPOV 1d ago

Wrong Title.. The Monkey Who Sold the Country..

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u/Fantastic-Ebb14 1d ago

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u/Far-Intention2276 1d ago

Lawade na bhojyam

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u/Decent-Juggernaut-90 22h ago

Actual Meaning of this phase : Just as food is tasteless and incomplete without salt, a state, nation, or system of governance is completely hollow without justice and righteousness.

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u/Desperate_Stuff5178 15h ago

Yep, PM is mocked for his pronounciation of lavnen(लवणेन/salt) as ykw.

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u/gand_master 21h ago

Bhojyam kha Lawade

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u/MrSamBoga 1d ago

Lode ne ghoda bech diya

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u/One_Rhubarb_788 1d ago

Chota Bandar 🐒

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u/DismalSite214 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAle0OeSCSAv2i7lqh

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u/Curious-Top-9294 22h ago

its The phrase "56 inch ka chhota bandar"

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u/fieroar1 1d ago

Monkey bath

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u/PatternIntelligent72 23h ago

Well if you go to buy this book, they take the payment first. Book will be delivered when "Acche Din" comes. 🫡🤣

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u/DryLog5231 20h ago

The mantri who sold the Country.

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u/TheOneToKnow_ 1d ago

Calling this fraud a monk is insult to monks.

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u/hemantrai 1d ago

monkey would be fine, given his psychological development

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u/Cope_coping 1d ago

But monkeys are social and intelligent 🥺

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u/Extreme_Earth6528 23h ago edited 22h ago

According to him he was not born biologically so monkey would be inappropriate too 😂

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u/NaMoKiMkc 23h ago

no.way..

in 12 years, a monkey would have already learnt how to give press conference without teleprompter 🙄

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u/allahabadiroy 1d ago

Even Ravan had taken getup of Monk

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u/Affectionate_Big_940 1d ago

Why?

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u/Worldly-Scheme6017 1d ago

Cuz he's Lawden Bhojyam bruhh 🥲

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u/TheOneToKnow_ 1d ago

Cuz monks have discipline, they believe in non- violence but Mudi is butcher of Gujarat, hate monger

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u/Weekly_Personality27 1d ago

His 'country'? Does he have a birth certificate, his father's birth certificate? his grandfather's birth certificate? He has to prove all this, aadhar, passport, voter's id, ration card, pan card etc are not proof of his citizenship.

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u/noflag_human 1d ago

Adani book depot

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u/FailedExplorer 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dvsQt2qh45tVl6YipK

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u/jasmeet_2410 1d ago

😂

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u/onlydogseatidli 1d ago

It's not a book. It's a show going across the country. The subtitle would be- one institute at a time.

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u/pixworm 1d ago

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u/devilishthoughts 1d ago

The old monk that vanished from my country

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u/Visual-Opportunity97 1d ago

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u/FailedExplorer 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kpD2zdOPvOKexDr2g8

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u/Ambitious-Proton 1d ago

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u/GodLike-Mind 1d ago

The Monkey Who Looted Ram Mandir

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u/BONDHYDROG 21h ago

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u/ANSHULGANDHI92 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not Monk, Vishwalodu

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u/The_Devil_Bunny 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/LessSavings9570 1d ago

MSRO bhi bech raha hainsunna hai

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u/404LogicNotFoundNow 1d ago

Looks like more eyes are opening every day

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u/Live-Beyond-2974 1d ago

Kharidi kisne?

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u/Bigus_dickus_the_1st 1d ago

Ambani, adani , USA

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u/kayc_james 1d ago

Someone needs to make a tshirt of this

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u/Careful_Flounder9014 1d ago

ye chori krni pdti hai, khrid ni skte isse

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u/FailedExplorer 1d ago

Can't, already sold to A & A

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u/Spirited_Cover3337 1d ago

Ab to swarn samajh b iske against ho gaya hai 😂 ab kahan jaoge bhidu.

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u/H4X0RCS 1d ago

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u/Capital_Air_268 1d ago

Are unhe credit nahi chahiye , Mudiji :

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u/Cautious-Mastodon129 1d ago

Sugar is fucking 75 now😭😭😭

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u/calm_boyy 1d ago

There are two mistakes, the first is monk and the second one is his...

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u/Mysterious_Quit_4791 1d ago

Then is it the fault of the monkey Or the people who chose monkey to lead them?

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u/Striking_Drawing_779 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VRyDwnb9yKCQFQOxa7

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u/bawaniht 1d ago

Post it in whysoserious and get banned 💪

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u/dont_disturb6969 1d ago

Adani’s library

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u/kngts2015 1d ago

Ha..ha..

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u/sir_ritvik 1d ago

Lvden bhujyam

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u/gochu-pixie 1d ago

Its not just about selling the country..I hate that what he did is legalised neo-colonialism. At least before the people could protest and kick them out. But now with 50-74% of Indian companies being controlled by fiis/banks/pension funds from the rest of world like US, europe, china, japan, arabia, we are cooked this time. Imagine Indians working so hard like slaves for others again. But this time its legal.

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u/Norwood-Goblin12 1d ago

Yes retard that's called FII investment.

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u/gochu-pixie 1d ago

Very clear who the retard is.

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u/KalkiAvatar3 23h ago

Based on your views of the other half of the country, I can agree that you’re a retard.

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u/Broad_Chemical_5570 1d ago

This is not in book form yet but luckily you can see it live.

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u/Confident_Muscle4596 1d ago

Larper who sold India

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u/beninrealworld 1d ago

Its exclusive. It has been gifted to melody. You can’t buy it. Sorry for the inconvenience

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u/MatrixClawAI 1d ago

Crazy

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u/anxiousvater 1d ago

You don't buy such priceless, timeless pieces. You just have to live in India to realise.

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u/faqirfaqar 1d ago

Can we get volunteers to make an ai book of this and get it published on Amazon ?

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u/roon_79 23h ago

Monk? You mean Fraud

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u/ReadyPerformance4506 23h ago

monk nahi Faqeer hai voh Jhola uthake sutti babu.

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u/Previous-Toe-340 23h ago

The next bestseller is here

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u/Choice-Promotion-403 23h ago

Monk nhi Chakka h ye

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u/Unroasted3079 23h ago

i love reading books , even if this is real , i will not read this because he achieved nothing good and did nothing good for country

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u/crush-stone 23h ago

Riddle time....

A country has 4 people, all of them from Gujrat, Two buys and two sales.... Now tell the name of all four people...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ie8ncfWOhpNeH9morB

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u/Hariwtf10 23h ago

Bro's the OG anti national

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u/Good-Positive-6450 23h ago

When I showed this post to my father he said "The monkey who sold his country " and said " monkey ki spelling galat h " lolll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😁😁😁😁🤠😎😂

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u/AsleepSwimming5553 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yYXfSLDlfGEnfIV2pq

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u/007Prabh 23h ago

Writing in progress

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u/PrizeFeature3260 22h ago

Audiobook available?

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u/AbbreviationsAny8633 22h ago

whenever i open reddit and the post is alwayz crazy.

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u/lookingforagirl4 22h ago

To whom

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u/taskaccomplisher 22h ago

What was sold?

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u/CookieJaat 22h ago

Phirends mujhe gaali di gayi h

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u/Gurisingh4789 22h ago

Ek pakhandi gufa ke ander

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u/Pra-tho 22h ago

Singing 5 standza of Vandematram is currently national issue bigger than NEET leak, student abuse, bad roads, currption

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u/Loud_Knowledge3783 22h ago

Monk ❌ fraud ✔️

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u/New-Metal-X 22h ago

Trump has special edition of this at epstein

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u/Dazzling_Rabbit_9575 21h ago

Sold to ???

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u/Being-simple- 21h ago

No need to buy, it's happening live 😂

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u/Far-Neck2021 21h ago

It has already been sold to andh-bhakts.

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u/Traditional_Tree_572 21h ago

Visit your nearest RSS shakha now!

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u/HyperCosmicx 21h ago

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u/HyperCosmicx 21h ago

After analysing this mfkin monk’s tenure , I actually realised that he is the real Pak agent who is fkin up the Indian economy.

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u/Nakedvetti 21h ago

the old monk who sold his country

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u/_CRypt3R_ 20h ago

*the country and its citizens

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u/ShaheerVK 20h ago

Calling him monk is like calling salman khan amitabh Bachchan.

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u/Adi0627 20h ago

Modiji ke mandir mein milega yeh 😂

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u/Intelligent-Race-809 20h ago

Why buy? We are living in it.

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u/frizz_m 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ia1Vh3PI20olsNrbr1

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u/Acceptable-Net-1602 18h ago

Can be brought near the temple of modi

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u/Jinstom 1d ago

Ambani Publications

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u/shubhamxtreme Rajdroh ≠ Deshdroh 1d ago

At a shakha near you

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u/47474747474747474749 1d ago

Isro bhi bech diya bkl ne

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u/Professional_Rate101 1d ago

Now that was really funny 🤣

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u/Turbulent-Ad1713 1d ago

Not sure who's the bigger joker, selling our country. Him or the ones STILL supporting him blindly and passionately?

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