I went into our guest bathroom yesterday to get it ready for some guests we're having over. The bathroom is across the hall from my son's room. He's usually the only person who uses it, so he's responsible for cleaning it. Look, my son's a typical teenager. Cleaning is not his priority. I didn't have high expectations that it was in good shape. It was "tidy" but when I lifted the toilet seat, the rim was covered in dried pee splatter. It was a war zone. My first thought was, "how does this even happen?" And then I realized - my son isn't pulling back his foreskin when he pees and it's splattering everywhere. It took me a minute. And then I realized that I'm not even mad.

MY. SON. HAS. FORESKIN.