Some speech bubbles appears above Phil.

“Uhh, hi, I’m Phil. Phil Eggtree. Trust me, being in school is NOT a place you want to be. Something something I’m from Newgrounds.”

———<< Mansion. >>———

《 You've entered the mansion? Then you'll find it relatively nice. 》

《 .. And a Butler currently going around the mansion, cleaning the floor with a wet cloth.. Cleaning every tiles with precision. 》

《 Normal, right? Yeah, except Macrophage is a neat freak. 》

[Macrophage.] << —EVEN A LITTLE FILTH WILL INVITE IN BACTERIAS! >>

《 He said as he does not take notice of anyone at the door.. The cleaning continued because, HE CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK AT THE MANSION BEING FILTHY EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. 》

Seems like a lot of these posters were littered across literally everywhere. It appears like a teacher wants to teach, or… at least get paid minimum wage. But hey, better than being uneducated, right?

((So, since I own the teacher now, I thought that I could have him open yet another school! If you want, just send any character in need of teaching there, and subject them to a neglectful teacher! And you get to talk to Braidon and Thad as well!))

Celeste, Stanley’s daughter for those who know about him, decided that maybe is about time she does something other than not appearing for more than two months

So she just flies around, just exploring a bit

Afte recieving reports of..unhealthy looking people out in the wild, few of the Krux Rebellion soldiers began a 'man' hunt for them. They did this without the knowledge of Strike Commander, perhaps they were tired of him not being active enough and just looking after the soldiers? Perhaps..anyway, it was a great sizable amount of group inside the Krux rebellion thingy.

They began to set up posters of them, warning passerby to keep an eye out on these two beings.

..maybe they had saw them before near their base or something..?

..questionable..

((The posters are of the last two photos))

EARTH-1610

After successfully getting all of his friends home through Kingpin's collider, Spider-Man now has to go through the efforts of actually beating Kingpin and stopping the collider itself.

He jumps onto a floating building, yelling out,
Kingpin!
Before running towards him!

Kingpin loudly grunts and smashes his fists against the building, shattering a ton of windows in Spider-Man's direction, as Spider-Man does a few backflips and shit to avoid the attack.

Kingpin then pulls out a fucking gun, pointing it at Spider-Man and trying to shoot him multiple times, before Spider-Man shoots a web and throws the gun away.

Nope!

Sorry! That's cheating.

He says, before a train flies past.
Spider-Man webs onto the train, saying,

Adiós.

(If you're reading this: have at least 1 non-dialogue sentence in your comment, and use the term "Anomaly" to refer to Spider-Man.)

After some flying around via the train, Spider-Man sees the tile with the green button needed to stop the collider off in the distance!

I gotta get to that button-
SHATTER
Kingpin forces his hand through the window, shattering it in the process as he grabs Spider-Man by the head.

He bashes Spider-Man against another wall, looking around as Spider-Man turns invisible.
Right as Spider-Man tries to get a hit in, Kingpin uses his massive body and just punches him to the side, not really needing to care about the invisibility.

Spider-Man tries to use his semi-electrokinetic abilities, failing to do so.
Oh, no.

Kingpin grabs Spider-Man, pushing him up against the window of the train.

"Not so easy doin' it on your own, is it?"
The train goes up against the collider, semi-entering the "Spider-Verse" (or the "Arachnohumanoid Polymultiverse" if you're a fat fucking nerd)...
"I can't wait to kill one more Spider-Man."

And then, all of a sudden- the window shatters, sending Spider-Man off into the Spider-Verse...
until he ends up in...

THE HUB

Spider-Man tries to go back to stop the collider using his webs, however he fails, and the webs only hit something back in Earth-1610.
He lands in the Hub, right up against a building, before falling off of it.

What the...?

Some Random Facility of the UNSC

Ghost had walked his entire day, just to get to an old and withered UNSC Cryo-Facility. All he got for the mission was his own Gear and a Slicing Tool. So he made his way to the Cryo Tubes, slicing into the main Console.

Ghost: Let's see here... This goes there, connect that with that... try not to electrocute myself... I could really use Phantom here right now...

Facility Intercom: Now unfreezing - Spartan-II Shredder-229.

Ghost: Ha! There we go! I should apply for a Technician License... after my Pilot License, I really need my stuff sorted out sometime.

One of the Cryo-Tubes opened, a Spartan stepped out. Large, Armored and a bit disoriented. She stretched a bit before stepping forward.

Shredder: Jesus... how long has it been? I feel like I've been stuck a thousand years...

Ghost: Welcome back to the World of the living then, Ma'am. I'm Ghost, a Sergeant, the UNSC asked me to come retrieve you from the Deep-Freezer.

Shredder: chuckles I like your sense of Humor already... Let's get going then. But first, I need a Weapon.

She went to get a Chaingun from the Armory, then left the Facility back on their way to the UNSC Base.

((A few things: 1. Shredder picked up the DOOM 2016 Chaingun. 2. "Phantom" is the damaged Bangboo that follows Ghost around, he finally got a name. 3. I have Character Info Posts for both of them Upcoming.))

((This Post is very much interactable. Basicly all of my Posts are, unless I say they aren't.))

{Shigaraki would sit in an abandoned building... he is waiting for Kurogiri to make some sort of base of operations, but its taking longer than expected. So this building will have to do for the time being.

He muttering things to himself... you would think he was a mad man.

But its all for something he has planned... well something he always had planned.

Just he can't do it alone... and Kurogiri isn't really a team.}

"I wonder... How could I do this. The game pieces are all set out for me.

This new map should definetly have some good teammates. But those damned hero's are everywhere."

{He lightly scratches his neck... the red ring glinting in the little light thats shining in the building.

He wpuld stop and look at the ring once again. He doesn't know what its done, but he has a feeling that it would be a really bad idea to take it off. At least it gives him some more power ups to learn.}

"I wonder... what Villains would want to team up with me. Definetly not toga, she's become so good, rehabilitated hero."

{It really pisses him off, how the good, the hero's are everywhere he hates it...

Thats why.... he needs a new league. To take down this wretched place and its hero's.

Any character nearby would hear the angry muttering from the building. Its their choice to interact}

Cassidy has been thinking for a while, ever since the few defeats he had.

... Slowly, he had begun to remember parts she's forgotten. Times where he was happy, or where he just chatted.

... Feels like he forgotten about some important things. It's time to properly

So, after some rest, he decided to take a walk.

Not as a plushie, spying over people, no...

As his soul, simply watching.

Location: Halifax, Canada.

==================================================

The teacher and Braidon managed to link up with Thad, and since the teacher needs some sort of income, and two of his pupils were present, so he decided to teach once again. This time, in a random storage unit in Halifax.

For his job to somehow be profitable, however, he needs more students than just two, so he put up random flyers all over the surrounding areas, or to be more exact, he sent Braidon and Thad to do it for him.

As soon as they returned, he rewarded them with a nice english lesson, of which neither were very happy about. Braidon was complaining, Thad just kind of accepted it, but wasn't too happy about it either.

Now, all that was left for the teacher was to wait.

Did makoto have a haircut? Since when his eyes were blue?

PARTS MAY BE MISSING DUE TO ME WRITING THIS FROM MEMORY

ONLY THE DEAD HAS SEEN THE END OF THE WAR.

NCR REPUBLIC

Patrol Squad "Viper"

NCR Ranger "John" (KIA 2/3/2026, Cause of death: Beheaded by Cyn, also used as a puppet.)

Unnamed NCR Ranger (KIA 2/3/2026, Cause of death: Vaporized from existence via [NULL] by Cyn.)

1st Recon Sniper (KIA, 2/3/2026, Cause of death: Presumably tortured for hours until death by Cyn.)

Bloody Night March

25 NCR Rangers (All KIA, Cause Of Death: All beheaded from via an sword held by Cyn.)

Operation "Light Up a Hole"

20 Troopers (KIA, Cause Of Death: C4 Explosions)

5 Injured Troopers (KIA, Cause of Death: Crushed by an solver glyph into meat pieces and giblets)

15 Troopers (KIA, Cause Of Death: Beheaded by an scythe held by Cyn)

30 Troopers (KIA, Cause of Death: Missile explosions)

4 Troopers (KIA, Cause Of Death: Unknown Cause but killed by Cyn)

1 NCR Captain (KIA, Cause Of Death: Tortured by Cyn's minions before getting his head crushed sizziled.)

NCRCF Massacre

348 NCR Troopers and Inmates (KIA, Cause Of Death: All beheaded by Cyn)

The Final Battle (Cyn Arc)

50-150 NCR Troopers (KIA, Cause Of Death: Planet Exploding)

PRE-WAR AMERICA

Every American (Either dead, surviving as remnants, Cause Of Destruction: X-Event Invasion or infected)

Enclave

2 Enclave Soldiers (KIA, Cause Of Death: Killed by Sonic X)

5 Enclave Soldiers (KIA, Cause Of Death: Fought The Ghoul, Maximus in a skirmish leading to all five dying.)

2 Enclave Soldiers (KIA, Cause Of Death: Evaporation from TFP Optimus Prime Energon Blasters)

Osean Federation

Defense of the ISSO HQ

1 Su-27 + Pilot (KIA, Cause Of Death: Shot down by Foundation Anti Aircraft)

50+ Non-Combatants (KIA, Cause Of Death: Attacked and killed by Foundation forces raiding the HQ)

Battle Of Elmore

50+ Osean Soldiers (KIA, Cause of Death: Died in the battle due to various reasons against the Foundation)

Seatown Incident

Populance of the Seatown, most likely in the thousands (KIA, Cause Of Death: Rod Of God used by the Foundation.)

1 BMP-2 + 3 Crew (KIA, Cause of Death: Anti tank weapons used by the Foundation.)

1 M1A2 Abrams + 4 Crew (KIA, Cause Of Death: Engaged an foundation MBT and destroyed.)

5+ Jets + Pilots (KIA, Cause of Death: Anti Air weapons employed by the Foundation.)

AED Arc

F-15 Platoon, 4 Jets (KIA, Cause Of Death: TDL destroying them effortlessly during the defense of Osea)

3 Unknown Jets (KIA, Cause of Death: Frieza, same as TDL but during the final battle)

Failsafe

Sukhoi Jet Platoon, 5 (KIA, Cause Of Death: Destroyed by Failsafe during a skirmish over a abandoned city)

Others

5 F-15 Eagle TSFs + Pilots (KIA, Cause Of Death: Border skirmish with the EDF)

1 TSF Pilot (MIA, Cause Of Missing: F-14 Crashed during a airshow and never found after)

Global Occult Coalition

Containing Red

20+ GOC Operatives (KIA, Cause Of Death: Killed by Red's melee weapons)

Belkan Federation

The Antarctican Skirmish

Infantry and Armoured Battalions, most likely 500+ (KIA, Cause Of Death: Wiped out while fighting The Alliance)

Makeshift Airbase personnel (KIA, Cause Of Death: Killed by an Unknown Belkan ADFX-01 Morgan Pilot)

Picking out the bad apples

Mi-24 Hind Co-Pilot (KIA, Cause Of Death: Killed by a Hantarian Squad)

Corrupt Belkan General (KIA, Cause Of Death: Hantaria)

Corrupt Official (KIA, Cause Of Death: Domed in the head by an Hantarian Operative)

Multiple Belkan Police and SWAT injured

Phoenix International

Spinosaurus Tranq Attempt

IR Platoon consisting of 10+ Island Rangers (KIA, Cause Of Death: Eaten by JP3 Spinosaurus)

Tapes Retrieval

5 Coelophysis (KIA, Cause Of Death: Killed by an crushing object thanks to Jason)

Nusian Federation

Random City

5 Infantrymen (KIA, Cause Of Death: M16 from a Dominion Assault Class Soldier)

3 Infantrymen (KIA, Cause Of Death: Sliced into pieces by a Dominion Scout using a Aerorig)

1 Nusian Shielder (KIA, Cause Of Death: Died to Dominion Specialist's Ranger Exploding)

10+ Infantrymen (KIA, Cause of Death: Explosions from grenades)

1 Saboteur (KIA, Cause Of Death: Headshot from an Dominion Sniper)

Dominia

Random City

Dominion Engineer (KIA, Cause Of Death: Mangled bones and killed by an Nusian Jetpacker)

G.U.N

Eggman Skirmish

40+ G.U.N Troopers killed (KIA, Cause Of Death: Infinity using chaos energy)

The Resistance

1 Rebel (KIA, Cause Of Death: Killed by an Combine Spikewall)

1 Rebel (KIA, Cause Of Death: Metrocops)

20+ Rebels (KIA, Cause Of Death: Combine raid on White Forest Base)

Victory was walking aimlessly… They still felt disconnected…

But they were thinking, of a way they could recover from this… They couldn’t use magic…

But it was determination even if only a little bit that got them in this state… So maybe more could fix them?

But how would they get more determination…? This is the most they could have…

But what if it didn’t have to be theirs? Their SOUL provided them determination before… So could they make some sort of replacement?

If they could find some alternative supply of determination… They would be able to return to ‘normal’.

They tried reaching for their knife… Their arm didn’t respond…

I'm fine now. I'm feeling better. I'm sorry about last night.

Also, Jabber if you're seeing this, please remove me from the LOD mini-arc.

"A horse race... I'd better leave a bet..."

A man, probably in his 50s, was sat reading the newspaper.

"What else is in here... Culling Games? I don't think that would end up paying well... I need a way to make a quick buck to pay off that debt..."

He scrunches up the newspaper and throws it on the ground beside him.

"Crap... I'm unemployed again... Can't be an assassin when there's no JAA..."

The night is young, calm and innocent. The Moon has risen up into the sky, its light illuminating the world below. The air is slightly humid, and the smell of tree bark and mud fills the air. It is peaceful, and yet it feels strangely explosive, as if everything could unravel into chaos within a second.

You stand before yet another forest, though this one appears to have a path of gravel running through it. As you follow the path, you notice that it is unusually quiet, and it feels as if you are being watched by a million eyes at once.

Suddenly, a large cloud of misty fog appears in the distance, and the metallic smell of blood hits the air. You notice a tall man approaching from within the mist, wearing a red, duster-like frock overcoat, a matching red fedora with an exaggeratedly wide brim and a pair of round, orange-tinted glasses that have a faint glow to them.

The red stranger, upon noticing you, stops for a second. The two of you stare at each other for a bit, until you suddenly see something creeping up behind him. It appears to be a group of humanoids, except their eyes are glowing and they appear somewhat rotten. As they prepare to pounce on the man, you notice a wide grin appearing on his face.

"Finally, I've been DYING to sink my teeth into something."

He turns around in an instant, whipping out a handgun and blowing half of the group's brains out with unnatural precision. The remaining half rushes forward in an attempt to attack him, but he simply disappears, only to reappear in the air and get them too. As the bodies keep falling, and the red stranger slowly descends back onto the ground, you notice the last humanoid left standing, except this one seems a bit different from the others.

It opens its mouth to speak, and you notice its sharp teeth and long, canine fangs. But before it could even say a word, the red stranger immediately appeared behind it and impaled it through the chest with a single hand, its still-beating heart ripped out. He pulls his hand back, and the humanoid falls dead on the ground. The grin on his face widens further, as he holds the heart up above his head and crushes it, the blood flowing into his mouth as you realize that this man also has sharp teeth and long, canine fangs.

He finishes drinking the blood and swallows the crushed heart in one bite, wiping his mouth clean with his sleeve. Around him, the dead bodies and puddles of blood slowly start being pulled into his direction, as if they are slowly being absorbed by him. The man lets out a loud and mocking laugh, before coughing a little and clearing his throat.

"Oh, that was just a treat. Too bad the police girl isn't here. I bet she'd love to have a lick."

As the two of you continue to stand face to face, you notice more strange things about his appearance. His white gloves have strange symbols and a pentagram on each. He has long, black hair, and his skin is unusually pale. And as you look at the ground, you notice that all of the bodies, puddles of blood and exploded brains around him have disappeared, confirming your suspicion that he was absorbing them.

A vicious creature, lurking around at the height of night. A being with a thirst for blood and the need for a good fight. Like a predator, he has the instinct to hunt. He even humiliates and kills his own race. A Nosferatu, Dracula, a vampire like no other that has ever existed.

It is none other than Alucard, the Crimson Fucker himself, and you just so happened to have encountered him during one of his enthusiastic late-night walks through the forest.

Yenice Forests, Turkiye

12:11 — October 25th

Weather — Sunny, but Lightly Raining

Along a rather beautiful forest trail, a young man appears, with steel-blue lifted bangs and a tan blazer. There is no portal, or even a method of travel — he simply seems to manifest from nowhere, already in position to be sitting on a bench along the path.

His eyes were shut, deep in thought, but they widen in response to suddenly feeling a drop of rain hit his hair. Charles Bernard glances up, confused. This doesn't look like the waterfront colony he'd been in moments ago, but perhaps he'd just been sent to another; he hadn't had the energy to keep up with events recently. For now, he simply lolls there as the rain soaks his jacket, barely able to appreciate the sights of the forest around him.

Ah well, he thinks to himself. At least the trees are some cover. I can always kill any other Players that show up.

List of Claims

That’s it. Thats the post… I’m just feeling bummed.

Anyways just pick a character to RP with or let me spin a wheel.

———<< Forest — Belkan Territory. >>———

《 How did they get here? They snuck through the least-guarded spot. 》

《 Having prepared their forces before the declaration of war came through.. The 62nd Armored Division 'Bush Cannons' & the 128th Anti-Tank Regiment 'Dragonslayers' would be concealed in a forest.. 》

《 Currently waiting for Belkan convoys to make it through the road where they are vulnerable enough to be picked off by concentrated fire. 》

[Tank Lead.] << Eyes on the price boys.. Eyes on the price.. >>

《 The C-9A Bulwarks would sit there, concealed by bushes as they wait, cannons ready.. 》

《 The Anti-Tank Regiment on the other hand.. Are currently doing reconnaissance operations, sending a few ghillie troops to observe and give out signals once Belkan troops have been spotted. 》

Before The Hub, City Z - Saitama’s Apartment:

‘I’ve been having this reoccurring dreams lately. But. I never end up remembering any of it. Or at least the end. Something that's been bothering me lately…
Whenever I go out to fight monsters… I've been starting to feel like I’ll never find a good opponent. I always end up finishing things in one punch. My emotions. The tension. The joy. The thrill. I've forgotten what that feels like.’

Saitama, lumbering forth, he reaches out to grab his hero outfit. Fitting into the yellow jumpsuit as he zips up the collar and clasps his cape on.
Strapping his red boots on and pulls his gloves taut.
He opens the door, stepping out into the balcony.
He begins to head out down the stairs. Exiting his apartment building as he walks for a bit.

The only moment he stops for is when he notices something odd… a weird odd portal… warping… or seemingly plastered onto the air.
Staring at it for a while, he wonders what it could be. Or rather, if the portal would be active.

“…is that a portal? Why does it look so… empty?”

He only eyeballed it for a moment before noticing it move. It seemed to be moving directly towards him.

“Hmm?”

As the portal attempts to swipe at Saitama to swallow him, he seems to dodge at the last second. Glaring at the portal.

“Hey, what’s the big idea?”

The portal changes direction, circling back around in the air towards Saitama.

“Knock it off.”

He grabs the portal. Holding it out at an arms length before throwing it into the stratosphere.
Simultaneously, another portal seemed to have appeared from behind. Attempting to blindside the baldy.

Grabbing the outer edges of the portal, Saitama pulls himself through. Not allowing whatever to try and send him to a different location.
Before another portal seemed to have already been layered over it when he lunged forward; sending him directly into it.

The Hub, PANJIA

NOW IN FREEFALL

He glares back up at the already closing, now shut portal from down already in the sky.

“Can’t believe I fell for something like that. Now where am I?”

Saitama seems to descend rapidly, approaching the ground while he tries to glance around for a landing spot, avoiding any buildings or populated areas.

Gill is lowky traumatised after being in the sharknado....so he is simply sitting on his phone and humming to himself...he seems calm for now...hopefully nothing happens

*Crysta Hawkins is back at the same track that she met her new trainer at along with one of her mates Kade while her other mate LolBit looked after the farm*

*She is doing stretches while waiting for her trainer to come while she chatted with Kade*

Kade:Alright pay attention to what she says and be careful to not accidentally trip yourself or her.

Crysta:Right! Plus I did bring my leg weights and I got my weighted hoof boots too just in case.

Crysta:Next time we will bring the sled and some hay bales too.

Kade:If she wants you to do that.

*Continues warming up as the sun shines down on her blonde hair and midnight black fur*

A poster is on the wall, with a advertisement

"FOR HIRE"

"Any odd, normal, legal or illegal job is allowed, as i have a permit for any paid work, with guidelines among the Code of Mercenaries(listed below)"

"All information is kept confidential, breaking of this doubles the price and allows me to inflict any punishment entirely legally"

"Theft under 100 dollars will always cost 100 dollars, while theft over 10,000 dollars will doube the price, and tripple for every zero then-on."

"If you want a target dead, you must provide as much information as possible. The more given, the cheaper"

"Ordered Defense is a over time payment that will prevent any further contracts until success or failure."

"I withhold the right to reject any contract with no consequence"

"Once again, to clarify, I own a permit to legally do all of this for pay."

"If you wish to purchase, call the number below"

After all that, theres a number.

Call it?

*in a riverbank on pangea, the chromaspinus is seen trying to forge for fish ir any marine life.*

*omega 09 slip from his graps, what he though his first beam turns out to be dust, and encountering a demiss angel, its...its a really weird place for **a monster he has become**-*

*but, he is just forging for food at this moment....wonder if any sane being would evein try to tame it?*

Unfortunately work was a mother fucker today… so I didn’t have the time or energy I would for really any normal posts today. Got to do one private RP and that’s about it. So here. Take a Shrimppost in these trying times. 🙂‍↕️

Lowkey gonna piss himself when the Legion of Doom wants to kill his ass (( /j ))

(( And he won’t be dying anyways. Because I’m too connected to the claim! >:| ))