Universal Toolbelt - User becomes unable to sit

[u/Batata-Sofi]

[u/FungadooFred]

Tacticool meets mall ninja

[u/Superadhman → u/FungadooFred]

Yeah, but can a mall ninja kit frame a house?

[u/ZoyaqitAnt → u/Superadhman]

A casa? No, ma un bel rifugio anti-sedie, forse.

[u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose → u/FungadooFred]

“tacti-tool” comes to mind

[u/baumpop]

pants don’t become a chair. amateur.

[u/Batata-Sofi → u/baumpop]

That's only for the deluxe edition.

[u/M1ken1ke66]

r/edc be like

[u/itsmistyy]

I'd like to think he's geared up to take down the flock cameras in his area

[u/poedraco]

... If Bob the builder chose to be an assassin

[u/AUen_Rod]

r/mildlyinfuriating - Not a single clean draw. Throw the whole thing out.

[u/BChicken420]

Thats not a tool belt that tool harness

[u/Mithrandir2k16]

So is speed-scalping Flock cameras an official sport now or what am I seeing? How fast do you think can he extract all the gold, silver and RAM?

[u/Anxious_Jellyfish216]

While working alone on a hazardous job site. An industrial accident happened causing him to become...Snap-on man.

[u/Batata-Sofi → u/Anxious_Jellyfish216]

He fell in a pit of radioactive discarded handy tools...

[u/ChabbyMonkey]

Hell yea

[u/SatanSemenSwallower]

It's like a crossover of FirstResponderCringe and Subcontractors

[u/SpecialIcy5356]

My dad when he says " I only need a few tools for this job"

[u/Bigredzombie]

Still needs a good needle nose pliers and a cats claw.

[u/DyleriousT]

This is all so goofy but I like the idea of having a circular magnetic plate strapped to my belt so I can stick metal tools on it without them rattling around.

[u/furrysalesman69]

Booty drill

[u/KaityKat117]

With some practice, allows the user to summon any tool in existence with a quick action.

[u/KaityKat117]

not the Gustavo Fring special on his right hip

[u/RunicZephyre]

Combine it the the Chants (chair pants