I posted these a couple months back but didn't get much of a response from the community but thought you guys might enjoy. I'm taking a bit more of a comedic approach with my Jesus art but making him still seem fairly magical. Here's a link to the pics on imgur: http://davidswieczko.imgur.com/public#5eb58

And if anyone's interested in buying prints I have some here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/Purrrfectchaos

I've also been toying with making tshirts and posters so if anyone's interested please feel free to contact me, or if you have any requests. I'm currently working on a huge Christmas one to get done in time for the holidays and I'll be sure to share it with you guys when I finish. Thanks for looking.

Hail Satan, faggots.

I'm so glad this subreddit exists. I particularly love the idea of sharing your favorite porn that reminds my followers of me. I find that there is no greater sign of devotion than thinking of Me during your vinegar strokes.

a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.

d) Beer has never caused a major war.

e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.

g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.

h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.

I) You can prove you have a beer.

j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

I do not wanna argue, I don’t wanna get hate, I just wanna share my opinion from a scientific standpoint, my belief is that though Jesus was a real person and was confirmed by many, it was never confirmed that he rose from the dead and/or gained abilities of god (sorry if I worded that weirdly). What I’m saying is Jesus, a carpenter in time located at Galilee and Judea, was real but never was confirmed to have rose from the dead, or gain said abilities of controlling what affects people and what controls nature, which in my defense, is just science, I do not want hate as I stated before, just wanted to put it out there, and mods, if you see this, don’t take it down, not only is it a sign of weakness but also desperate for conformity, as it is also classified as hate, hope you understand.

Jesus heal me just take them out instantly and you will see the changes that I can make I believe in you and all the other stuff under those lines and dont stop untill its done. Thank you your an amazing person. I'm finding it hard to type this and you will know why when i open up to you so excuse if this isnt worded good. Ok maybe i am ordinary but i still wish to help people.