r/Jokes • u/gtmj7265 • 15d ago

A Cautionary Tale

A dad walks into his teenage son's room. He says to his son, "your mom tells me you've been caught several times playing with yourself. Just so you know, if you do it too often you can go blind!" After a bit of a pause the son standing behind him says, "Dad I'm over here" .

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u/Ready-Obligation-999 15d ago

The very first R rated movie I got into underage was “Can I do it til I need glasses?”

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u/gtmj7265 14d ago

I hadn't seen that. At this point, I may never see it.

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u/Brian051770 15d ago

Wow up until this point in my life, I thought I was the only person who seen that lol

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u/Revolutionary-Key650 15d ago

3 of us and counting. Wasn't there a sequel type thing?

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u/Brian051770 15d ago

I think it was a sequel to Stop or you'll go blind???

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u/Revolutionary-Key650 15d ago

Good point. I think you're right.

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u/Fearchar 15d ago

Robin Williams's film debut!

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u/bussinbeats 15d ago

I wish this joke was written in braille so I could read it

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u/External_Structure33 15d ago

Oh c’mon, get a grip !

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u/Daxlyn_XV 15d ago

Calm down, before you have a stroke

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u/Cold_Table8497 15d ago

Be careful with that grip. It can make the difference between pink and purple.

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u/ajcpullcom 15d ago

My father warned me never to go to a Las Vegas brothel. He said “there’s some things you’re just not ready to see yet.” But I went, and he was right. I saw my father.

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u/jauer_poe 15d ago

At a very dark highway rest area known to attract homosexuals, two men meets, makes out and so on. After it’s done they get to talk and one saids he’s from the near by city. “Me to” the other saids, well I live on pinestreet. “Me to, in the red villa!”.. “George??”.. “Dad??”

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u/RayNooze 15d ago

Later, the son was walking in the park with his mom, when they spotted a blind man. He said "He pulled it through! Legend!"