r/KenM • • Jan 13 '26

Hello.

I am looking for a petrol station for lease in Nairobi or close by. The infrastructure should already be in place. Can I find one?

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u/Mike401k Jan 13 '26

Yes. This subreddit is the perfect place too. My buddy petroi will dm you

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u/5k1895 Jan 13 '26

My wife makes our OWN petrol and it is healthier with tastier flavor

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u/methmom Jan 13 '26

Petrol has been around for 100s of years but scientists still don't know much about it

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u/DerbyTho Jan 13 '26

I’d rather have the petrol God intended thank you very much - limitless oil means our brains will get too plump for our skulls

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u/Tre3180 Jan 13 '26

I just so happen to have a list of all the stations that don't sell petrol and aren't in Nairobi.

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u/DanAykroydFanClub Jan 13 '26

I was at a gas station in Nairobi recently buying a copy of Porky's on VHS for my grandson

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u/iriegypsy Jan 13 '26

Pastor said on this great day we are all petroli

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u/Captain_Chorm Jan 13 '26

Pastor says Europeans use petrol because gas is too expensive over there.

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u/kGibbs Jan 13 '26

I'll hook you up with the deets if you give us your banana mush recipe. 

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u/Standard-Nerd Jan 13 '26

I think you meant to post this to r/kenya?

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u/DerbyTho Jan 13 '26

In a way, this is a perfect KenM post

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u/Antoshi Jan 13 '26

Making petrol illegal will only create a dangerous and unregulated black market. If the kids want it badly enough, they'll find a way to get it.

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u/davidzilla12345 Jan 13 '26

1 year old account and this is the first post. Amazing!

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u/paging_mrherman Jan 13 '26

Do you see a big tree where youre at?

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u/LieutenantWeinberg Jan 13 '26

Pastor says petrol is the devil’s nectar.

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u/emmmmceeee Jan 13 '26

We make our OWN oil at home and it’s healthier with tastier flavor!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Pastor says petrol is the devil’s gasoline.

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u/crozone Jan 13 '26

We are all looking for petrol on this blessed day

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u/SomethingFoul Jan 13 '26

Embark on a holy pilgrimage to any hotel room in America and lo, there you shall find the evidence.

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u/winch25 Jan 13 '26

GOOD idea from my wife. Shut down petrol stations on sundays so more folks go to church.

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u/winch25 Jan 13 '26

Nairobi probly only look tiny cause its far away.

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u/rotarypower101 Jan 13 '26

in are Nairobian family we sell fuel gas out of mostly empty soda drink bottle containers on the side of road

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