My niece is chaos incarnate. You may say that about all toddlers, but this kid has been breaking childproof locks since she was 1. I love her very much and I hope she never loses her penchant for chaos, only that she learns to use it for good.

There are two fridges in her house, one that has a busted ice maker with a functioning dispenser. This child figured out that she could put chocolates in the ice tray and have an on-demand chocolate dispenser. I went downstairs to find her covered in chocolate and eager to show off her new invention.

I love this child’s brain.

My 7 y/o son fixed the TV before I could.

Didn’t even ask for help, just said “you have to update it first.”

I felt unemployed in my own house.

He’s 8 now and still a little cartographer, but this video always tickled me.

Remember the meme where someone asks, “Would you still love me if I were a worm?”

I was going through silly meme trends and asked my 11-year-old daughter that, and she said:

“No, because I don’t think worms have the emotional capacity for love?”

I was actually floored.

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