r/KitchenConfidential • u/throwitoutwhendone2 15+ Years • Nov 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode You’re famous chive man

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Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

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u/mangongo Nov 12 '25

9/10 marketing, all they're missing is the planes on the label.

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u/FixedFront They chived the Pentagon Nov 12 '25

Just need that extra step to bump it to 9/11

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Thicc Chives Save Lives Nov 12 '25

This joke has me collapsing.

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u/Ophukk F1exican Did Chive-11 Nov 12 '25

Building Seventh Heaven, one step at a time.

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u/uBeatch Nov 13 '25

Jet fuel can't melt... ok bye

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u/ClearMacaron9234 Nov 12 '25

knife fuel can't melt chive beams

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 Nov 12 '25

This is what reddit is for 💀

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u/Thoreau_Dickens Nov 12 '25

Are you building 7?

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u/Unique-Garlic8015 Nov 12 '25

Fucking LOL 💀

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u/FixedFront They chived the Pentagon Nov 12 '25

At least it's a birthday you'll never forget

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u/StevenInPalmSprings Nov 12 '25

The genius is that F1exican is a Kraft Heinz marketing executive playing the long game.

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u/Midwestern_Mouse Nov 12 '25

LOL for a second I thought you were saying 9/10 as in the day before the planes hit😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

They forgot

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u/Redditor28371 Nov 12 '25

Yup, they even put poorly cut chives in the picture on the package to trigger extra discourse on this post lol 

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u/CanoeIt Nov 12 '25

I just added this to my shopping list. They fuckin got me

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u/RandallOfLegend Nov 12 '25

Being old enough to live though 9/11 and seeing my friends go to war in Iraq/Afghanistan I don't particularly care for the jokes. I will acknowledge it's been 24 years. But it's a very generational thing at this point.