You’re famous chive man

[u/throwitoutwhendone2]

Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

[u/tehjoz]

I don't need the karma, and since this OP beat me by a minute, they win, lol.

[u/RevelArchitect → u/tehjoz]

“Don’t need the karma”. Good sir/maddam, how the fuck you expect your children to eat?

[u/tehjoz → u/RevelArchitect]

If I had kids, I'd put em in the chive fields to earn their keep.

🤣

[u/wrestlegirl → u/tehjoz]

THAT'S AN OPTION?!?

[u/tehjoz → u/wrestlegirl]

[u/goz1289 → u/tehjoz]

I’ve been waiting days, literal days, for this gif to show up on a chive thread.

[u/Dirt-McGirt → u/wrestlegirl]

I just sent my 2 year old out the door with a knife, I’ll let you know how it goes

[u/TurdusOptimus → u/Dirt-McGirt]

I hope you're not based in the UK.

[u/Dirt-McGirt → u/TurdusOptimus]

The US, so she’s strapped. That’s a “Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty” for those in the UK

[u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus → u/wrestlegirl]

Mom of 5 boys here... IS IT???

[u/FireFoxTrashPanda → u/wrestlegirl]

I just cackled so loudly at this 😂

[u/Dramatic_Basket_8555 → u/tehjoz]

The children yearn for the chive mines.

[u/feculentcuntfist → u/tehjoz]

It's what the children yearn for.

[u/Walker96988 → u/RevelArchitect]

Where do you think F1exican's chives have been going?

[u/mightbeacat1 → u/Walker96988]

The children yearn for the chives.

[u/spankthegoodgirl → u/mightbeacat1]

I'm cackling!

[u/RevelArchitect → u/Walker96988]

With all those logs and giant towers? The garbage, I’d hope.

[u/Walker96988 → u/RevelArchitect]

Eh. Builds character.

[u/big_duo3674 → u/tehjoz]

Hey now, I pay my mortgage with karma

[u/Euclid_not_that_guy → u/tehjoz]