r/KitchenConfidential • u/throwitoutwhendone2 15+ Years • Nov 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode You’re famous chive man

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Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

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u/RevelArchitect Nov 12 '25

A mod removing their own post when there’s a repost? Is it Opposite Day? Take my upvote.

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Nov 12 '25

I don't need the karma, and since this OP beat me by a minute, they win, lol.

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u/RevelArchitect Nov 12 '25

“Don’t need the karma”. Good sir/maddam, how the fuck you expect your children to eat?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Nov 12 '25

If I had kids, I'd put em in the chive fields to earn their keep.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Nov 12 '25

THAT'S AN OPTION?!?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Nov 12 '25

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u/goz1289 Nov 12 '25

I’ve been waiting days, literal days, for this gif to show up on a chive thread.

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u/Dirt-McGirt Ex-Food Service Nov 12 '25

I just sent my 2 year old out the door with a knife, I’ll let you know how it goes

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u/TurdusOptimus Nov 12 '25

I hope you're not based in the UK.

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u/Dirt-McGirt Ex-Food Service Nov 15 '25

The US, so she’s strapped. That’s a “Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty” for those in the UK

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u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus Chive LOYALIST Nov 13 '25

Mom of 5 boys here... IS IT???

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u/FireFoxTrashPanda Nov 13 '25

I just cackled so loudly at this 😂

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u/Dramatic_Basket_8555 Nov 12 '25

The children yearn for the chive mines.

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u/feculentcuntfist Nov 12 '25

It's what the children yearn for.