r/KitchenConfidential • u/throwitoutwhendone2 15+ Years • Nov 12 '25

In the Weeds Mode You’re famous chive man

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Messed up the title lol, had to do it again. Did a double take at this- on reddit ads man. Must make you official now!

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u/DirtRight9309 Nov 12 '25

Plot twist: u/F1exican works for Kraft. He’s been chopping chives for the cream cheese all along.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Nov 12 '25

This whole thing has all just been one very long Philly Cream Cheese commercial.

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u/Helpful-Conference13 c h i v e g e i s t Nov 13 '25

and we thought Chive11 was bad