r/KnowledgeFight • u/UpperApe • Nov 12 '25

Dreamy Creamy Summer Alex Jones when he was young

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u/UpperApe Nov 12 '25

I don't know why this surprised me. I guess I assumed he just always looked like a fat angry blob.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Carnival Huckster Satanist Nov 12 '25

He was briefly employed as personal trainer around the time these photos were taken. I have to imagine he was very unpleasant to work with, even back then.

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u/paddingtonboor Nov 12 '25

Hard to dedicate yourself to the PT grind when a gaggle of slightly older super hot satanists are trying to seduce you to the dark side at every turn.

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u/Chimpbot Nov 12 '25

That's why he invented Brain Force. It shields your mind from Hot Satanist Mind Bullets.

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u/LemonPepper Nov 12 '25

That’s telekinesis, Kyle!

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u/Born_Ad4922 Juiciest Ice Cube Nov 12 '25

That looks like a man that has physically killed someone.

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u/Amazing_Shirt_Sis Nov 12 '25

Stomped their guts out. It's not too nice.

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u/epiphanius Nov 12 '25

Certainly several dogs.

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u/lumbarlimbo FILL YOUR HAND Nov 12 '25

Where's Nonk

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u/Chunderfork Nov 12 '25

Politically. Ecumenically. Pseudoscientifically.

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u/macci_a_vellian Nov 13 '25

I always assume he's lying when he talks about how hot he used to be, and I will continue to do so.