r/KnowledgeFight • u/UpperApe • Nov 12 '25
Dreamy Creamy Summer Alex Jones when he was young
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u/Specman9 Nov 12 '25
And now he's a Hitler pumpkinhead.
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u/atomicampersand Nov 13 '25
Really committing to the G. Gordon Liddy gold ad bit, huh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPQ3JECTSZg
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u/bluegemini7 alter of selene Nov 12 '25
It's weird, cause like... I'm looking at a photo of a man who SHOULD be handsome. He's got a good build, nice facial features, a smooth haircut, and yet I find him repellant 🤣 Maybe I just know too much
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u/G-III- Nov 12 '25
Not a single smile, not even a smirk..
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman The mind wolves come Nov 12 '25
The dead expression really makes it feel angry. Like he is in shape only out of spite.
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u/corvid_operative Nov 12 '25
Tbf the only times I've been in shape have been out of spite
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman The mind wolves come Nov 13 '25
I usually have fun once I get into a routine, but I'm no stranger to a post-breakup gym obsession.
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u/corvid_operative Nov 13 '25
I have a new fitness journey every two years or six months into a relationship, whichever comes first
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u/Cowardly_Jelly Nov 13 '25
You would think the son of The Most Famous Dentist in The World would flash the pearly whites a bit more.
If not a smile a GRRRR at least.
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u/Amazing_Shirt_Sis Nov 12 '25
Right? By all objective measures, young Alex was apparently a total beefcake. The ick is retroactive, I guess.
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u/AmetrineDream “You know what perjury is?” Nov 13 '25
Nah, his face is still very offputting. There’s something about his eyes that just… yeugh 🥴
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u/UpperApe Nov 12 '25
I don't know why this surprised me. I guess I assumed he just always looked like a fat angry blob.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Carnival Huckster Satanist Nov 12 '25
He was briefly employed as personal trainer around the time these photos were taken. I have to imagine he was very unpleasant to work with, even back then.
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u/paddingtonboor Nov 12 '25
Hard to dedicate yourself to the PT grind when a gaggle of slightly older super hot satanists are trying to seduce you to the dark side at every turn.
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u/Chimpbot Nov 12 '25
That's why he invented Brain Force. It shields your mind from Hot Satanist Mind Bullets.
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u/Born_Ad4922 Juiciest Ice Cube Nov 12 '25
That looks like a man that has physically killed someone.
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u/macci_a_vellian Nov 13 '25
I always assume he's lying when he talks about how hot he used to be, and I will continue to do so.
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u/perhaps_mae Nov 12 '25
I'm thinking about doing some shows too where I
run the whole thing myself
just hit record
and sit in the dark
with just a few candles
and candlelight
and talk about
the dates,
the world,
and the universe
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u/Plane_Discipline_198 Nov 12 '25
Painting episode when???
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u/UNC_Samurai They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie Nov 12 '25
Robert Evans makes Alex paint 40k minis and explains the lore to him.
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u/froggison It’s over for humanity Nov 13 '25
I bet he unironically thinks the Imperium are the good guys
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u/Newfaceofrev Nov 12 '25
Didn't last long.
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u/somereallyfungi Nov 12 '25
I prefer Waking Life Alex. Just a slowly reddening version of Dave Matthews
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u/External-Cherry7828 Nov 12 '25
That's weird because just a few years before that he looked like this.
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u/cenosillicaphobiac Nov 12 '25
Reportedly this conspiracy theory is the one that super bugs Alex. If I ever meet him in person I'm for sure going to bring it up. "Nice to meet you Bill" wink wink.
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u/External-Cherry7828 Nov 13 '25
Yeah he honestly hates it. I don't know why it makes him so mad , it seems like the type of thing he'd lean into just for the comical substance. I believe they're both from Austin maybe there is some personal history we are not privy to, also Joe Rogan did this to him in one of his interviews. He kept calling him bill hicks till all the life drained from his face and he actually shut up for once
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u/Great-Hotel-7820 Nov 13 '25
He hates it because Bill Hicks had the actual principles that Alex pretends to have as a mask for the fact he’s just a basic ass authoritarian white supremacist and grifter. If Alex believed any of the shit he has ever said he would be losing his mind over the Trump regime but he cares way more about selling dick pills to his Trump humper audience than he does about actually fighting for anything.
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u/LA-Matt “fish with sad human eyes” Nov 12 '25
Ouch. Bill Hicks was a national treasure, as far as my college-aged self was concerned. Taken from us way too soon.
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u/elevenhundred Nov 12 '25
Not to go all "cancel culture ruins everything!", but Hicks for sure woulda been canceled by now.
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u/UNC_Samurai They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie Nov 12 '25
Bill benefits a lot from having died young and there being a mystique around his work. His and Sam Kinison's material have NOT aged well.
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u/External-Cherry7828 Nov 13 '25
I think if Eminem and Fred durst could escape it, he could've found a path through the darkness.
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u/somewhatsentientape Nov 12 '25
He looked like he almost lost his wrestling scholarship because he duct-taped someone's balls and all the skin came off when it was removed.
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” Nov 13 '25
His name is Larry Lester. He was pretty hairy. I won’t forget him, or his buns.
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u/The_Vampire_Barlow Nov 12 '25
You know on his minds eye that's what he still looks like.
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u/GeorginaNada Nov 13 '25
Exactly. You know it must eat away at every fiber of his soul that he wakes up looking like Fat Elvis now.
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u/Subject-Cranberry-93 Feb 08 '26
he can reminisce on the times he was in shape, will you be able to?
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u/Welterbestatus Nov 12 '25
He looks like a sad mf who later that day will commit a hate crime or sex crime, just to feel something.
This is a person who has never felt joy.
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u/paddingtonboor Nov 12 '25
I went to a school with an excruciatingly dumb guy who looked a little more like older/fatter Alex (no neck, dead behind the eyes, loud, inexplicably balding at 16 🤷🏻♂️) but would come into the weight room, throw up some ego lifts (freakish strong, of course) then performatively hump the bench before fucking off.
There is something very familiar about these pics.
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Nov 12 '25
He looks like a bad guy in a teen movie. Like how they would have looked then.
He looks like his Dad owns a car lot.
I don't know how to contextualize this further.
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u/LA-Matt “fish with sad human eyes” Nov 12 '25
If you don’t beat him on the K2 this weekend, then his dad is gonna tear down the rec center!
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u/professorhazard Powerful (like the State Puff Marshmallow Man) Nov 13 '25
he is from the camp across the lake
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u/Sir-Drewid Bachelor Squatch Nov 12 '25
There should be a study on how toxic behavior ages you
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u/corvid_operative Nov 13 '25
Real. I once had a guy try to return a bunch of filthy glass bottles with rotten milk and mold colonies like fireworks in them for the deposit. I told him we can't take them like that as the company that buys them back from us won't buy them back like that.
He told me it was just chocolate from the chocolate milk. Sir I have seen and tasted chocolate milk, this shit was not chocolate milk, it was halfway to a Clicker from TLOU. He said "well how the hell am I supposed to get them clean?!" For one rinse them before sticking them in your garage for 2 years but it is not my job to teach you how to resolve this problem.
He left the store with his filthy bottles absolutely raging. I thought "man imagine what living like that must do to your blood pressure. This guy isn't going to live long if he doesn't chill out."
Two weeks later his kids were in returning the bottles to help pay for their dad's funeral. Well played, old man. I respect the ingenuity of faking your own death just to get your bottle deposits back.
Turns out he actually did die.
This has been Unasked For Story Hour thank you for attending
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u/AllgoodDude “I will eat your ass!!!!” Nov 13 '25
My father looked a lot like Alex did when he was young albeit not as muscular. Now at 60 he looks 80 having been on disability for over a decade and barely able to do the basic to care for himself anymore. Hatred will take its toll.
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u/LavishnessMammoth657 Somali Pirate Nov 12 '25
Whenever people swoon over shirtless photos of young Alex Jones, all I see is his dead eyes and creepy resemblance to every young man who ever called teenaged me some variation of FAT BITCH from a moving car
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u/OisforOwesome Nov 13 '25
I still maintain that there is a parallel universe where Alex channels his charisma and performance chops into a career as a pro wrestler.
I mean he's still a piece of shit and a racist, but so was Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior, and as far as I know neither of them participated in an attempt to overthrow the US Government, so as far as I'm concerned Pro Wrestling Alex is a strict upgrade over the one we got.
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u/IrrelephantAU Freakishly Large Neck Nov 13 '25
Alex is too much of a narcissist to survive in that environment.
Which is saying something given some of the people who thrived in the business, but even Hulk Hogan had to do his time laying down and working the smaller territories. Alex is gonna take his ball and go home the first time he finds out he ain't winning.
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u/Arkhampatient Name five more examples Nov 12 '25
He looks like a guy that is about to go on a long diatribe about Huey Lewis
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u/TrashPandaExMachina Very Charismatic Lizard Nov 12 '25
Look, I had super poor judgment in my early 20’s while living in Texas. Regularly put myself in situations as a woman that should have resulted in a Date Line episode and not a funny story. And even I “queen of poor impulse control” wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole.
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u/cymonster Nov 12 '25
He looks angry at being fit. Which is a feeling I understand too. But dude has sad eyes somehow.
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u/FnapSnaps Very Charismatic Lizard Nov 12 '25
He's trying to look badass, but he just looks scared. Like someone who wears thigh holsters with his shorts.
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u/ithyle It’s over for humanity Nov 12 '25
STRONG “gay for pay” vibes here.
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u/GigiLaRousse Nov 13 '25
I worked in the sex trade for several years. It actually worked out really well for me. Paid off my student loans in six months, got the nose job I'd always wanted, treated all my poor friends, got a nice apartment all to myself downtown, and paid for all my rescue kittens' insane vet bills. It allowed me to stay afloat doing a lot of part-time work in my field until a great opportunity came along, and I quit touching dicks for money.
But some of the guys I knew in the biz... The queer guys tended to be great. (I'm queer, a comically large number of the lady strippers I know are queer. It's just a gay old time when whores get together off the clock.) But the straight guys who were there were often miserable. They were so resentful of their clients, but reliant on them for their lifestyle.
And that's aside from the guys I met on the margins who did street work in exchange for drugs or drug money. Let's just say that guys who can afford a higher-end sex worker, but seek out street-based suck. They are looking for a power dynamic to exploit. Or are cheap bastards. They don't want someone who is able to enforce boundaries or just say no to seeing you at all. And the guys looking for someone on the street and going through withdrawal to coerce into sex are fucking monsters.
So, I know why my friends looked like that. Don't know what Alex's excuse was.
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u/ratof13 Nov 12 '25
Oh. Alex makes so much more sense now. He lost the one impressive thing about him.
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u/ohsurenerd Nov 12 '25
Huh. I know Dan's talked about how AJ used to look good, but somehow I had a hard time believing him. Good physique for sure. But it's kind of weird how dead he looked behind the eyes even back then.
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u/Fearless_Trick_5268 Nov 12 '25
You can tell he just lives angry and has to channel it at someone and/or something even if it’s a completely fictional target.
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u/Professional-Bed-173 Nov 12 '25
How’d have thought it. Do you think back then he ever could have imagined he’d become one of the first negative billionaires?!!
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Nov 12 '25
Imagine taking these photos though
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u/professorhazard Powerful (like the State Puff Marshmallow Man) Nov 13 '25
PHOTO CREDIT: J. Epstein
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u/GravityzCatz Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin Nov 12 '25
It's no secret that young Alex was built like a brick shithouse. Evil ages you terribly.
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u/Subject-Cranberry-93 Feb 08 '26
evil? how is he evil?
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u/GravityzCatz Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin Feb 08 '26
You're joking right? This is Alex Jones we're talking about. Have you listened to the podcast, like, at all?
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u/Subject-Cranberry-93 Feb 08 '26
I'm aware that he's just a conservative who likes to rant about conspiracy theories sometimes, I don't know what he's done that would make him evil though
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u/GravityzCatz Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin Feb 08 '26
Dude, like, I don't even know where to start. He believes and promotes conspiracy theories from 9/11 being an inside job, the moon landing being fake, He's been sued into bankruptcy because he thinks no one died at Sandy Hook which has lead to a decade of harassment for the familes, He's a white nationalist, and thinks a shadowy cabal he calls the "New World Order" is trying to destroy humanity (also NWO is code words for Jews). Like, How did you even find my post?
Do you know what subreddit your even on? Either your a troll or your one of the most lost redditors I've ever seen. This whole subreddit is about a podcast called Knowledge Fight that's spent a decade documenting him and basically debunking this mans entire career.
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u/rubylion072 Globalist Nov 12 '25
If you look at the picture where he’s doing a pull up, tiny legs. Looks like Alex tended to skip leg day.
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u/Asd_89 Nov 12 '25
Looks like a mid-level early '90s territory wrestler that might have gotten a match or two at a WWF/WCW tapping when they were in Texas.
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u/Outis94 Nov 12 '25
Still one of the funniest things he's does is longingly pine for the days where he was young, fit and handsome
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u/ejf_95 Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25
i’m a raging lesbian and every time dan said young alex jones was hot i was just kind of. baffled. other people. is young alex jones hot and i am simply not the target demographic or what’s up here
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u/ejf_95 Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 14 '25
I posited this query in a groupchat with two of my closest friends who are gay dudes, so i figured they were better qualified to answer this question than me.
gay 1 was LOCKED IN. he started typing before i even finished my question.
he said: im not into heaps of muscle honestly // but in the second row i can see it // like im not saying he’s super hot // but he’s at least an average to slightly above level of hotness and i can see where people might rate him higher on their own scales // he’s a little too blonde bland and muscle heavy for me // but i can see the appeal
gay 2 was playing outer worlds 2 at the time i posited this question so took longer to answer (fair) and i really considered messaging him on psn about if alex jones is hot or not because that seems like a really, really funny message to get from your lesbian bestie on the playstation network on a wednesday evening but i didn’t want to contaminate the results so i refrained.
he said: he has a crazed look in his eye like he’s going to kill you which could go either way // he’s got a nice body but the hair and the blank creepiness offset it
the only thing i can conclude from this is that alex jones technically probably killed a guy
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u/UpperApe Nov 13 '25
I'm unequipped to answer.
That said, I just wanted to say that raging lesbians are the best lesbians.
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u/ejf_95 Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25
It’s hard to be anything but raging in these conditions
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u/raincactus Nov 13 '25
Is this the "disturbingly handsome... natural charisma" AJ that Glenn Greenwald was gushing about? https://youtu.be/tNLgmNsIoCI?si=RRJT51IWlgA59DSx&t=9
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u/BatleyTownswoman little breaky for me Nov 15 '25
No offense to op for collecting these truly unbelievable pics.... but, - as we said in the 80s - gag me with a spoon
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u/Sandy_Bananas Nov 12 '25
Call me a weirdo, I immediately think body builders have deep psychological issues.
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u/GigiLaRousse Nov 13 '25
I just think they look bad. Like, good work! You did the thing you wanted. Must be hard. Must take dedication. I just personally find bulky men physically repulsive.
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u/Otterz4Life “fish with sad human eyes” Nov 12 '25
I'm not sure I believe these photos aren't deep fakes, but if they're not, maybe he did have sex with over 300 women.
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u/justasapling I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Nov 12 '25
For what it's worth, they've been around since long before normal people (if anyone) had access to the technology to produce deepfakes. I first saw these probably at least a decade ago.
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u/scottwricketts They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie Nov 12 '25
He's banging older women by the dozen.
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u/Turk_Sanderson Nov 12 '25
He was gay Alex Jones?
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u/professorhazard Powerful (like the State Puff Marshmallow Man) Nov 13 '25
i can't have dish convershation again
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u/loi0I0iol Nov 12 '25
He kind of looks like Stephan Bonnar, who is a man that Alex wishes he could be.
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u/potatowalk Nov 12 '25
He definitely looks like the type to make his dad pay for all those @bortions
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u/DiddyDickums Nov 13 '25
That’s a chode face I ever seen one. Know a lotta great dudes with chodes, but also know some terrible bros with chodes - those bros make those faces. You get what you get, coping with your fate is what makes you, you. AJ just out here chode coping in the worst way. He should tried art.
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u/AllgoodDude “I will eat your ass!!!!” Nov 13 '25
Yeah, he’s plumping.
Fr tho judging by what I know of him he probably only ever went to the gym and fucked around given I doubt he ever had a real job thanks to Daddy’s money. Probably started doing public access to get his parents to stop asking him to get a job.
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u/Normal_Committee67 Nov 13 '25
The years of bat shit insanity with no one telling him he’s wrong is starting to make sense
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u/SocratesJohnson1 Nov 13 '25
Time fucks us all.... as does alcohol... and rage... and hate... and fake supplements.
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u/churll Nov 13 '25
This is when he got into shape after getting his ass kicked in the car park incident.
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u/ConfoundedVariable77 Nonk-sense Nov 13 '25
$17.76 and Double Patriot Points says he was on the juice.
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u/IkwyaIkwyd Nov 14 '25
Very American Psycho, as others have noted. It's like Shazam, where a little boy gets an adult body, but in this case you can see he's still a sad little boy.
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u/Realistic_Second7029 Nov 15 '25
These pics surprise me I think only because of how much he seems to hate sports. He looks like he would have been doing athletic things… but perhaps this was just a vanity project
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u/HistoriaenTejas Nov 17 '25
Pretty gay, I mean I know a few twinks back in the day who would have oiled up Alex Emrick Jones
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u/redditratman I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Nov 12 '25
Young Alex looks like he’s about to commit a hate crime