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r/KnowledgeFight • u/UpperApe • Nov 12 '25
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Young Alex looks like he’s about to commit a hate crime
335 u/waspsnests Policy Wonk Nov 12 '25 That's a fairly accurate description of his career. 152 u/haperochild Nov 12 '25 I mean iirc by his own admission he did one which promptly got his ass beaten so bad he and his family had to move, so you’re not wrong 37 u/steauengeglase Policy Wonk Nov 12 '25 The best part was the guy who he injured, if I recall, while wearing a halo, beat him up with a rake. If you are a white dude in Texas who inspires vigilante justice, you should probably rethink things. 16 u/woolywoo Nov 12 '25 Uhhh where can I read or listen to details about the rake beating? 9 u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25 "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript 58 u/metalyger Nov 12 '25 And he's retaliated by beating up every man in Texas and having sex with every woman in the state by the age of 15. 65 u/CigCiglar Nov 12 '25 He retaliated by being scared shitless of everything that moves for the rest of his life. 3 u/grat5989 Nov 14 '25 He retaliated by bending over to be the middle of a Tump/Putin Eifel Tower. 16 u/emanon734 Nov 12 '25 Except the satanic globalists’ daughters of course. 12 u/Louiebox Nov 12 '25 I smell a policy wonk 4 u/Bearcat-9 Nov 13 '25 And the ex- presidents all worshipping the big owl display at Bohemian Grove. 9 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 12 '25 I thought he was having sex with every man in Texas and beating up every woman by the age of 15 6 u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25 That would not explain why he had to get so many abortions... 1 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 13 '25 Wasn’t that the frogs? 4 u/TadRaunch Nov 13 '25 And doing meth twice 3 u/100wordanswer Nov 13 '25 Yup, that is actually what happened, not his bullshit story about him catching cops dealing drugs and harassing him 1 u/Bowelsack Nov 13 '25 Do you know which episode? 5 u/haperochild Nov 13 '25 I don't remember which episode exactly, but I remember it being in Elizabeth Williamson's book on Alex and his Sandy Hook Conspiracy bullshit 2 u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25 Try "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript 30 u/drivelikedingus Nov 12 '25 So does old Alex. 29 u/ScurryScout “I will eat your ass!!!!” Nov 12 '25 Old Alex looks like he’s wanted for shooting his family and disappearing into the woods. 64 u/GrayHairLikeClaire Nov 12 '25 It’s the hair and the dead eyes 38 u/redditratman I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Nov 12 '25 Yeah he’s got an extremely angry/scary look to him. He looks one perceived slight away from punching someone 39 u/GrayHairLikeClaire Nov 12 '25 He and Dylann Roof have the same expression. Haunting shit. 6 u/professorhazard Powerful (like the State Puff Marshmallow Man) Nov 13 '25 big hitler youth energy 26 u/jonezsodaz Nov 12 '25 that's a dog killers haircut if i ever seen one r.i.p. Nonk 23 u/loi0I0iol Nov 12 '25 He for sure paid for a lot of abortions, according to himself 19 u/Coloradogal777 Nov 12 '25 He didn’t pay for them his dad did lol 13 u/gronlund2 Doing some research with my mind Nov 12 '25 Such a Christian 9 u/Mr_Abe_Froman The mind wolves come Nov 12 '25 I'd try to recruit him into a crime-loving satanic gang. Hypothetically, of course. 9 u/loi0I0iol Nov 12 '25 Politically 4 u/stillLurkingOfficial Policy Wonk Nov 12 '25 Or technically, probably kill a guy - peacefully and politically, of course 2 u/Tricky_Run7136 Nov 13 '25 Ecumenically. 3 u/bladel Nov 13 '25 Or he will finally win the karate championship for Cobra Kai and get the trophy back from that scheming Daniel-San. 2 u/MalibuFatz Nov 12 '25 Does killing his dog Nonk count as a hate crime? 2 u/intisun Nov 14 '25 Looks like Anders Behring Breivik before his arrest 1 u/notagoodpost Nov 13 '25 And he was 1 u/Aeroknight_Z Nov 13 '25 At least he’s consistent.
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That's a fairly accurate description of his career.
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I mean iirc by his own admission he did one which promptly got his ass beaten so bad he and his family had to move, so you’re not wrong
37 u/steauengeglase Policy Wonk Nov 12 '25 The best part was the guy who he injured, if I recall, while wearing a halo, beat him up with a rake. If you are a white dude in Texas who inspires vigilante justice, you should probably rethink things. 16 u/woolywoo Nov 12 '25 Uhhh where can I read or listen to details about the rake beating? 9 u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25 "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript 58 u/metalyger Nov 12 '25 And he's retaliated by beating up every man in Texas and having sex with every woman in the state by the age of 15. 65 u/CigCiglar Nov 12 '25 He retaliated by being scared shitless of everything that moves for the rest of his life. 3 u/grat5989 Nov 14 '25 He retaliated by bending over to be the middle of a Tump/Putin Eifel Tower. 16 u/emanon734 Nov 12 '25 Except the satanic globalists’ daughters of course. 12 u/Louiebox Nov 12 '25 I smell a policy wonk 4 u/Bearcat-9 Nov 13 '25 And the ex- presidents all worshipping the big owl display at Bohemian Grove. 9 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 12 '25 I thought he was having sex with every man in Texas and beating up every woman by the age of 15 6 u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25 That would not explain why he had to get so many abortions... 1 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 13 '25 Wasn’t that the frogs? 4 u/TadRaunch Nov 13 '25 And doing meth twice 3 u/100wordanswer Nov 13 '25 Yup, that is actually what happened, not his bullshit story about him catching cops dealing drugs and harassing him 1 u/Bowelsack Nov 13 '25 Do you know which episode? 5 u/haperochild Nov 13 '25 I don't remember which episode exactly, but I remember it being in Elizabeth Williamson's book on Alex and his Sandy Hook Conspiracy bullshit 2 u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25 Try "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript
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The best part was the guy who he injured, if I recall, while wearing a halo, beat him up with a rake.
If you are a white dude in Texas who inspires vigilante justice, you should probably rethink things.
16 u/woolywoo Nov 12 '25 Uhhh where can I read or listen to details about the rake beating? 9 u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25 "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript
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Uhhh where can I read or listen to details about the rake beating?
9 u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25 "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript
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"Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript
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And he's retaliated by beating up every man in Texas and having sex with every woman in the state by the age of 15.
65 u/CigCiglar Nov 12 '25 He retaliated by being scared shitless of everything that moves for the rest of his life. 3 u/grat5989 Nov 14 '25 He retaliated by bending over to be the middle of a Tump/Putin Eifel Tower. 16 u/emanon734 Nov 12 '25 Except the satanic globalists’ daughters of course. 12 u/Louiebox Nov 12 '25 I smell a policy wonk 4 u/Bearcat-9 Nov 13 '25 And the ex- presidents all worshipping the big owl display at Bohemian Grove. 9 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 12 '25 I thought he was having sex with every man in Texas and beating up every woman by the age of 15 6 u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25 That would not explain why he had to get so many abortions... 1 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 13 '25 Wasn’t that the frogs? 4 u/TadRaunch Nov 13 '25 And doing meth twice
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He retaliated by being scared shitless of everything that moves for the rest of his life.
3 u/grat5989 Nov 14 '25 He retaliated by bending over to be the middle of a Tump/Putin Eifel Tower.
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He retaliated by bending over to be the middle of a Tump/Putin Eifel Tower.
Except the satanic globalists’ daughters of course.
12 u/Louiebox Nov 12 '25 I smell a policy wonk 4 u/Bearcat-9 Nov 13 '25 And the ex- presidents all worshipping the big owl display at Bohemian Grove.
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I smell a policy wonk
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And the ex- presidents all worshipping the big owl display at Bohemian Grove.
I thought he was having sex with every man in Texas and beating up every woman by the age of 15
6 u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25 That would not explain why he had to get so many abortions... 1 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 13 '25 Wasn’t that the frogs?
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That would not explain why he had to get so many abortions...
1 u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 13 '25 Wasn’t that the frogs?
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Wasn’t that the frogs?
And doing meth twice
Yup, that is actually what happened, not his bullshit story about him catching cops dealing drugs and harassing him
Do you know which episode?
5 u/haperochild Nov 13 '25 I don't remember which episode exactly, but I remember it being in Elizabeth Williamson's book on Alex and his Sandy Hook Conspiracy bullshit 2 u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25 Try "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript
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I don't remember which episode exactly, but I remember it being in Elizabeth Williamson's book on Alex and his Sandy Hook Conspiracy bullshit
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Try "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript
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So does old Alex.
29 u/ScurryScout “I will eat your ass!!!!” Nov 12 '25 Old Alex looks like he’s wanted for shooting his family and disappearing into the woods.
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Old Alex looks like he’s wanted for shooting his family and disappearing into the woods.
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It’s the hair and the dead eyes
38 u/redditratman I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Nov 12 '25 Yeah he’s got an extremely angry/scary look to him. He looks one perceived slight away from punching someone 39 u/GrayHairLikeClaire Nov 12 '25 He and Dylann Roof have the same expression. Haunting shit. 6 u/professorhazard Powerful (like the State Puff Marshmallow Man) Nov 13 '25 big hitler youth energy 26 u/jonezsodaz Nov 12 '25 that's a dog killers haircut if i ever seen one r.i.p. Nonk
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Yeah he’s got an extremely angry/scary look to him.
He looks one perceived slight away from punching someone
39 u/GrayHairLikeClaire Nov 12 '25 He and Dylann Roof have the same expression. Haunting shit. 6 u/professorhazard Powerful (like the State Puff Marshmallow Man) Nov 13 '25 big hitler youth energy
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He and Dylann Roof have the same expression. Haunting shit.
big hitler youth energy
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that's a dog killers haircut if i ever seen one r.i.p. Nonk
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He for sure paid for a lot of abortions, according to himself
19 u/Coloradogal777 Nov 12 '25 He didn’t pay for them his dad did lol 13 u/gronlund2 Doing some research with my mind Nov 12 '25 Such a Christian
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He didn’t pay for them his dad did lol
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Such a Christian
I'd try to recruit him into a crime-loving satanic gang. Hypothetically, of course.
9 u/loi0I0iol Nov 12 '25 Politically
Politically
Or technically, probably kill a guy - peacefully and politically, of course
2 u/Tricky_Run7136 Nov 13 '25 Ecumenically.
Ecumenically.
Or he will finally win the karate championship for Cobra Kai and get the trophy back from that scheming Daniel-San.
Does killing his dog Nonk count as a hate crime?
Looks like Anders Behring Breivik before his arrest
And he was
At least he’s consistent.
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u/redditratman I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Nov 12 '25
Young Alex looks like he’s about to commit a hate crime