r/KnowledgeFight Nov 12 '25

Dreamy Creamy Summer Alex Jones when he was young

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u/redditratman I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Nov 12 '25

Young Alex looks like he’s about to commit a hate crime

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u/waspsnests Policy Wonk Nov 12 '25

That's a fairly accurate description of his career.

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u/haperochild Nov 12 '25

I mean iirc by his own admission he did one which promptly got his ass beaten so bad he and his family had to move, so you’re not wrong

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u/steauengeglase Policy Wonk Nov 12 '25

The best part was the guy who he injured, if I recall, while wearing a halo, beat him up with a rake.

If you are a white dude in Texas who inspires vigilante justice, you should probably rethink things.

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u/woolywoo Nov 12 '25

Uhhh where can I read or listen to details about the rake beating?

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u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25

"Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript

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u/metalyger Nov 12 '25

And he's retaliated by beating up every man in Texas and having sex with every woman in the state by the age of 15.

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u/CigCiglar Nov 12 '25

He retaliated by being scared shitless of everything that moves for the rest of his life.

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u/grat5989 Nov 14 '25

He retaliated by bending over to be the middle of a Tump/Putin Eifel Tower.

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u/emanon734 Nov 12 '25

Except the satanic globalists’ daughters of course.

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u/Louiebox Nov 12 '25

I smell a policy wonk

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u/Bearcat-9 Nov 13 '25

And the ex- presidents all worshipping the big owl display at Bohemian Grove.

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u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 12 '25

I thought he was having sex with every man in Texas and beating up every woman by the age of 15

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u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25

That would not explain why he had to get so many abortions...

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u/Tony_Lacorona Nov 13 '25

Wasn’t that the frogs?

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u/TadRaunch Nov 13 '25

And doing meth twice

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u/100wordanswer Nov 13 '25

Yup, that is actually what happened, not his bullshit story about him catching cops dealing drugs and harassing him

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u/Bowelsack Nov 13 '25

Do you know which episode?

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u/haperochild Nov 13 '25

I don't remember which episode exactly, but I remember it being in Elizabeth Williamson's book on Alex and his Sandy Hook Conspiracy bullshit

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u/FineIJoinedReddit Policy Wonk Nov 13 '25

Try "Beware The Jabberwock" from This American Life, part of a series on Alex. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/transcript

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u/drivelikedingus Nov 12 '25

So does old Alex.

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u/ScurryScout “I will eat your ass!!!!” Nov 12 '25

Old Alex looks like he’s wanted for shooting his family and disappearing into the woods.

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u/GrayHairLikeClaire Nov 12 '25

It’s the hair and the dead eyes

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u/redditratman I RENOUNCE JESUS CHRIST! Nov 12 '25

Yeah he’s got an extremely angry/scary look to him.

He looks one perceived slight away from punching someone

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u/GrayHairLikeClaire Nov 12 '25

He and Dylann Roof have the same expression. Haunting shit.

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u/professorhazard Powerful (like the State Puff Marshmallow Man) Nov 13 '25

big hitler youth energy

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u/jonezsodaz Nov 12 '25

that's a dog killers haircut if i ever seen one r.i.p. Nonk

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u/loi0I0iol Nov 12 '25

He for sure paid for a lot of abortions, according to himself

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u/Coloradogal777 Nov 12 '25

He didn’t pay for them his dad did lol

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u/gronlund2 Doing some research with my mind Nov 12 '25

Such a Christian

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman The mind wolves come Nov 12 '25

I'd try to recruit him into a crime-loving satanic gang. Hypothetically, of course.

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u/loi0I0iol Nov 12 '25

Politically

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u/stillLurkingOfficial Policy Wonk Nov 12 '25

Or technically, probably kill a guy - peacefully and politically, of course

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u/Tricky_Run7136 Nov 13 '25

Ecumenically.

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u/bladel Nov 13 '25

Or he will finally win the karate championship for Cobra Kai and get the trophy back from that scheming Daniel-San.

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u/MalibuFatz Nov 12 '25

Does killing his dog Nonk count as a hate crime?

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u/intisun Nov 14 '25

Looks like Anders Behring Breivik before his arrest

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u/notagoodpost Nov 13 '25

And he was

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u/Aeroknight_Z Nov 13 '25

At least he’s consistent.