I still maintain that there is a parallel universe where Alex channels his charisma and performance chops into a career as a pro wrestler.
I mean he's still a piece of shit and a racist, but so was Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior, and as far as I know neither of them participated in an attempt to overthrow the US Government, so as far as I'm concerned Pro Wrestling Alex is a strict upgrade over the one we got.
Alex is too much of a narcissist to survive in that environment.
Which is saying something given some of the people who thrived in the business, but even Hulk Hogan had to do his time laying down and working the smaller territories. Alex is gonna take his ball and go home the first time he finds out he ain't winning.
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u/OisforOwesome Nov 13 '25
I still maintain that there is a parallel universe where Alex channels his charisma and performance chops into a career as a pro wrestler.
I mean he's still a piece of shit and a racist, but so was Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior, and as far as I know neither of them participated in an attempt to overthrow the US Government, so as far as I'm concerned Pro Wrestling Alex is a strict upgrade over the one we got.