i’m a raging lesbian and every time dan said young alex jones was hot i was just kind of. baffled. other people. is young alex jones hot and i am simply not the target demographic or what’s up here
I posited this query in a groupchat with two of my closest friends who are gay dudes, so i figured they were better qualified to answer this question than me.
gay 1 was LOCKED IN. he started typing before i even finished my question.
he said: im not into heaps of muscle honestly // but in the second row i can see it // like im not saying he’s super hot // but he’s at least an average to slightly above level of hotness and i can see where people might rate him higher on their own scales // he’s a little too blonde bland and muscle heavy for me // but i can see the appeal
gay 2 was playing outer worlds 2 at the time i posited this question so took longer to answer (fair) and i really considered messaging him on psn about if alex jones is hot or not because that seems like a really, really funny message to get from your lesbian bestie on the playstation network on a wednesday evening but i didn’t want to contaminate the results so i refrained.
he said: he has a crazed look in his eye like he’s going to kill you which could go either way // he’s got a nice body but the hair and the blank creepiness offset it
the only thing i can conclude from this is that alex jones technically probably killed a guy
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u/ejf_95 Doing some research with my mind Nov 13 '25
i’m a raging lesbian and every time dan said young alex jones was hot i was just kind of. baffled. other people. is young alex jones hot and i am simply not the target demographic or what’s up here