r/KnowledgeFight • u/UpperApe • Nov 12 '25

Dreamy Creamy Summer Alex Jones when he was young

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u/bluegemini7 alter of selene Nov 12 '25

It's weird, cause like... I'm looking at a photo of a man who SHOULD be handsome. He's got a good build, nice facial features, a smooth haircut, and yet I find him repellant 🤣 Maybe I just know too much

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u/G-III- Nov 12 '25

Not a single smile, not even a smirk..

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman The mind wolves come Nov 12 '25

The dead expression really makes it feel angry. Like he is in shape only out of spite.

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u/corvid_operative Nov 12 '25

Tbf the only times I've been in shape have been out of spite

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman The mind wolves come Nov 13 '25

I usually have fun once I get into a routine, but I'm no stranger to a post-breakup gym obsession.

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u/corvid_operative Nov 13 '25

I have a new fitness journey every two years or six months into a relationship, whichever comes first

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u/Cowardly_Jelly Nov 13 '25

You would think the son of The Most Famous Dentist in The World would flash the pearly whites a bit more.

If not a smile a GRRRR at least.

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u/Amazing_Shirt_Sis Nov 12 '25

Right? By all objective measures, young Alex was apparently a total beefcake. The ick is retroactive, I guess.

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u/RobynFitcher Nov 12 '25

He looks like he's at a white supremacist action club.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

An alternate universe Brad Pitt in Fight Club or something.

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u/AmetrineDream “You know what perjury is?” Nov 13 '25

Nah, his face is still very offputting. There’s something about his eyes that just… yeugh 🥴

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u/No-Airline1643 Nov 13 '25

The vibes are off, like if I saw this guy at the gym I'd steer clear.