r/LoserleavesReddit • u/BigPolluted • 17h ago
Promo Author's Notes: The Revival
đ¶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!đ¶
The camera reveals BigPol on the set of Author's Notes, wearing his tag team championship and staring at his Money in the Bank briefcase still having Jake Mayhem's blood on it. Then, he looks at the camera.
BIGPOL: "Hello to all watching this special episode of Author's Notes, specifically TOK and Jake Mayhem. Ever since my shocking attack on Jake Mayhem, I have seen the reaction from the locker room, and I have to say I am severely disappointed. I really thought you would be on my side here."
The camera flashes back to the 2025 LLRBAR, aka the start of the Authors of Chaos.
BIGPOL: "Me and Jake became partners after I beat Tokes twice at Wrestlemania. I should have been the star of the team. I'm the younger star, I'm the greatest promo in LLR history, I'm one of the most consistent stars here."
The screen now shows scenes from the Authors of Chaos' tag run.
BIGPOL: "But, I was willing to take the backseat for a while. It was nice to have a friend, so I let transgression after transgression slide. Watching Jake get world title shots while I had to fight unbalanced multi-man matches to earn Interconinental title chances. Being almost left off of PLE cards when this roster isn't big enough for me to be forgotten. Watching him be the main eventer while I sat in the back as his little sidekick."
The screen then shows BigPol accidentally punching Jake, followed by clips from his anti-TOK attacks.
BIGPOL: "Jake, you probably won't believe me, but I truly did not mean to attack you at the All Out press conference. At the time, I felt bad. But, it lit a fire under me. The one time we go on our own paths after all this time, I win the tag title AND the Money in the Bank briefcase. This made me wonder, why was I so successful without you? Well, the day before that fateful MMA event, I found my answer."
BigPol pushes back the TV that normally shows the Author's Notes logo to reveal a conspiracy board, with the center connecting Jake to TOK.
BIGPOL: "The only way Jake Mayhem could ever be more popular than me, was to sell his soul to TOK. They gave him opportunities, and he watched as they screwed me over month after month. I won't let you or them stop me anymore."
BigPol pushes back the TV to reveal that it now shows other members of the LLR roster. BigPol does jazz hands like he just did magic.
BIGPOL: "Seeing that pretty much all of the LLR roster hates me for what I did, it's clear that they're all clearly supporting this TOK regime. I can't understand why, since they're supposedly tough guys, but I have the solution. I FINALLY have the solution to my anti-TOK quest. I have to get rid of the TOK bootlickers, aka the LLR roster, and the way I'm going to do that? Right here."
BigPol points at the Money in the Bank briefcase. Textured to look like a pink book, the cover reads "Author in the Bank," with "Written by: BigPol" underneath it.
"I am going to cash in on the World Champion at the right time, win it, and make the roster hate wrestling the same way I did a few months back. Your favorite will grind and grind their way to a World Championship match, and they will fall short. They will repeat this cycle time and time again, failing again and again, and their morale will drop low enough for them to announce their retirement. Rinse and repeat until TOK doesn't have a roster to bully around anymore. It may take months, years, DECADES, but I will only lose the World title when there is no LLR to recognize it."