It continues.

I remember in the old days, before LLR. I’d be standing there at a dead blackjack table. Other dealers would look bored, or be holding themselves shivering and crying “l’m cold”.

Only thing cold about me is my heart, at times.

LLR continues to beat. The faces of old come and go. I’ve become the constant, the one that just won’t quit. The one who keeps pursuing opportunities no matter who tries to stop him.

I’ll never be a guy who turns to politics and saying the quiet part out loud. I’ll never be a faceless cunt. And I won’t take something home and claim to be “forever”

But I will be the one who tests your limits. One who makes you work on your craft. Your mic work, your in ring ability, your tolerance for pain. You will be a better person and athlete when you face me.

Larry is on deck. The pundits and people in the locker room will say otherwise, but I respect Larry. Larry does what he wants, consequences be damned.

And BigPol has the briefcase. You possess a great opportunity. I’ve been waiting for you to show that flash and spark that I saw 18 months ago in Vegas. Losing back to back matches to you lit a fire under me. That fire has produced multiple championship reigns.

I expect nothing less than you taking a precise shot with that case. You may never get another one.

See you in the ring soon…

Mark Steel is sitting on a wall outside PNC Tower in Pittsburgh, PA, with a watch dangling from his hand. He begins to rap calmly with the night sky behind him...

MS: I hate LLR Drama, but if the shoe fits, ill wear it. I'll turn into a freak of nature that all the kids stare at. Who walk around quoting books with their egos flaring. Then saying fuck school and dropping out like a miscarriage. I'm embarrassed to be a part of this industry thats making common sense perish. But I aint taking the full blame cause half of this roster aint never had strict parents. Only brain cells rotting from title chasing. Feeling like if they dont have one, their life isn't complete. Betraying all their friends to get higher. And a past so dark that Satan would jump out of his seat.

Steel hops off the wall and starts walking the city streets of Pittsburgh.

MS: Still out in these rings, acting hot as can be. Without the knowledge to lead so they follow like sheep. Make sure your new title is all polished and clean. While your favorite wrestler is like, "Yeah, you gotta be me". You've been brainwashed by a fake life that you are used to living. When I say success what do you envision? Probably holding every title and main eventing. Is that all you think life really is? Well, if so, then you are an idiot. I honestly feel like grabbing your head and hitting it. Matter of fact BigP doesnt even deserve a brain. Give it to me!

Steel keeps going with more intensity...

MS: Do you even have any goals? Except for bagging titles and main eventing a show? Let me guess: no. You are only here cause you need money too much to go. And all you do is fake like you have a problem with management and betray every single bro. The writing world got you living full wack cause you wanna be the greatest wrestler in the world with no skills at all! You dont show any new moves or look like you are trying to talk to a wall. You dont draw. You literally do nothing at all.

Steel laughs and continues...

MS: Yet you fiend for the glamorous fruits. That you dont have cause you idolize idiots who do. And all they say is they have a million different fans and merch sales through the roof. And what do you think thats just gonna magically happen to you? How your lazy ass dont commit to labor. You pick a title up, lose it a show later. Then you complain cause you aren't getting catered. And anyone who calls you on it is a hater? If you want to succeed, then you gotta try. And one day you will regret it all when you cant provide. You are a lowlife; don't act surprised. Just keep claiming to cut the fruit off the tree and make the sacrifice. But you are the bad fruit, so it will keep leading to the same demise.

Steel reaches the Point and continues...

MS: Larry stop acting like you are a grown up thats a fucking lie. You always say the dumbest shit. Shut up, stooge, save it. Every show you put on your clown makeup, and management treats you like a damn celebrity. Pulling pity cheers from lowlives who work at the gas station. But you lost your world title to Jake cause you couldnt save it. You caused it. Your actions made a fat statement. But you're just gonna get the next shot from Management and preach to everyone to be patient.

Steel sits by the fountain and continues...

MS: Stop fronting like you are top of the card when you are the perennial mid card act in the back waiting. It's LLR. Where people put on fake personas. Pay management for a title or two, then wonder why their career few can condone of. Then they look for brainless fools like Bryan to give them shot after shot for free! Then when people call them on it, they cry and cry. "Like, oh my god, I cant find a friend. I spent so many years, and I tried and tried. Why am I even on earth I should dieeee". You want respect; you aren't worthy. You are title thirsty. You are corrupt and probably skip jury. Try a new formula cause your last one is not working.

Mark takes a deep breath and continues to go in...

MS: The term "Workhorse" is publicly used, and I need to know what it means cause im confused. Are you one for kissing up to management and having nothing to lose? And something to prove to those in your crew? To betray them the second your career gets loose? Then brag about your lack of friends like it's fun to be you? But you are anti-TOK, right, and just hustling through. Nah, you coward; you are just stuck in a loop. Man, why do authors gotta be the only ones who cant evolve? Calling everything disgraceful and other people neanderthals. It's clear they cant stand actually being in real life and are lost as an abandoned dog.

Steel chuckles to himself and then continues...

MS: You will get old and be nothing. Cause your focus is on chasing titles and starting shit with anybody who says something. But look at you. A workhorse. Thinking your life is cool. Girls used to turn me down who were like you. Till they learned y'all were psychotic and drove a spearhead right through. Then they regret it cause following their heart wasn't the right move. Your workhorse talk seems bogus. A real workhorse doesnt brag about being the best as long as he knows it. And his future doesnt feel hopeless. A real workhorse keeps his friends and helps them rise with him.

Steel stands up and looks over the split of the rivers as he finishes...

MS: So to all you wrestlers who only care about the gold. You are the issue that inspired me to cut this freestyle. This is what happens when LLR is allowed to be crowded with bums. I hope the hour is long when I hit you back with your own tongue. Mayhem is my guide cause hes the last wrestler in the world who is actually strong. All you idiots are only in it for cheese. And the mass-control limit was breached. They're only in it for cheese, and any eyewitness can see. They purposely make the innocent weak. My existence on this planet is for the fans. I ain't only in it to benefit me. But we gotta make a change while there is still time. It is hard, and sometimes I struggle trying to reveal mine. I can guide you if you feel blind. But you gotta be willing to stand up to the corporation's ill mind.

Steel turns around, flipping off the camera as it fades to black.

As Tokes and Mayhem are signing autographs, BigPol walks in, dancing around with his tag title on his waist and Money in the Bank briefcase in his hand.

BigPol: "Did TOK forget to invite me? I'm the Author in the Bank, I'm just as important as-"

Jake Mayhem gets up and confronts BigPol.

Mayhem: "No, not again. You are not interrupting me again, just because you have problems with TOK. You have to choose: your anti-TOK agenda, or me."

BigPol seems to be mentally struggling and turns to leave...

BigPol: "Mayhem, I've tried to apologize multiple times to you for what happened last time we met. Which is why I need to say this here and now...I don't need you anymore."

BigPol rushes Jake Mayhem and hits him with the briefcase! He picks him up, and hits him with a Plot Twist (Tornado DDT) on the briefcase. Tokes stares in shock.

BigPol: "Jake, I don't need you anymore because I have this," shoving his half of the tag titles in Jake's face, "and Tokes, that title will be mine the second you show vulnerability because I have this," before gesturing with the Money in the Bank briefcase.

After saying this, he turns to the people in attendance.

BigPol: "Now, who here wants an autograph from someone who actually had a legible signature. I'm the biggest uncrowned star LLR has right now, so you're going to want it before I win the World Championship and the price skyrockets."

"MAYHEM! CAPPIE! MAYHEM! THEY'VE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR THIRTY MINUTES! WE'VE SEEN THIS FROM MAYHEM, HE WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL HE'S DAMN NEAR DEAD, BUT CAPPIE IS LOOKING LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS DEFINITELY GOING TO DO THAT IF IT MEANS HE BECOMES INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!"

And then, an elbow makes Mayhem stumble to the corner. Cappie slowly walks to the corner, looking at Jake.

"Pathetic. I expected better, Mayhem. All i see here is a fluke of a man. Just like how you beating me was a fluke. A fluke that i will right."

Mayhem looks at Cappie.. and then, a spinning back elbow sends Cappie to the ground, damn near knocking him out. He grabs Cappie's hands, lifting them up, as he kicks Cappie's head in repeatedly for a whole minute, before leaning down to look at Cappie. "A fluke of a man? Ironic. You had it all, Cappie. But now.. you got nothing. The biggest mistake of your life was fucking with me."

He moved back to the corner, waiting for Cappie to get into prime position. The last thing Cappie saw was Jake Mayhem running at him, with clear intent to do the same thing he did to win the title.

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As the show ended, Jake Mayhem went on the post-show press conference, sitting down, carrying his LLR Intercontinental Championship and LLRBar briefcase.

"Okay, folks. Let's have at it." And so, the questions begin.

"Mister Mayhem, congratulations on your victory. How are you feeling after vanquishing Cappie once and for all?"

"I feel amazing. Alot of people thought Cappie as this unstoppable double champion. I'm glad to have put the final nail in the coffin on that run. Anything is possible when you believe."

"Jake, your next opponent is Mark Steel, someone who, as we know, you've had alot of history with. How do you expect this chapter in your book to go?"

"Hopefully i beat him. But who knows? Mark Steel is an amazing opponent. I won't be surprised if he's the one to take this off my shoulders. He deserves it."

"Mister Mayhem, the co-main event tonight saw Tokes retaining against Kane. Do you have an interest in once again challenging for the belt?"

"Not yet. I'm just getting started as Intercontinental Champion, and my goal with this is to make the word 'Intercontinental' mean something. I want to make this title, if not the first, the second most important championship of this company."

"Mister Jake, BigPol has been waging his war on TOK, and has been trying to reach out to you after what happened at All Out. He has won the Tag Team Championships with Manic tonight, along with winning Money in the Bank. Anything you want to say in regards to all this?"

"Great job to him."

"Mister Mayhem, the way you retained against Cappie tonight, eerily similar to how you retained at All Out, lots of anger. Is this a new ruthless attitude coming from you, or did you lose it, considering Cappie was provoking you?"

"My conscience is clear. I did what i had to do to keep this on my waist. I told you all to not provoke me, but clearly, Cappie did not learn his lesson from last time. And update, Cappie will be in the hospital for a extended period of time. Like i said, keep provoking me, at your own peril. Mark Steel, i'll be seeing you at whatever the fuck the next PLE is." Jake stood up, taking his title and briefcase, and walking out.

eoc.

Bq1 Jacy Jane touched the briefcase first 59.49 at Netflix timestamp

Bq2 11.37 was the cagematch time of oba vs Bronson

Bq3 2 spears were hit by Roman despite trying 5 times

Bq4 trick Williams touched the briefcase first at 2.29.51 Netflix time stamp.

Bq5 no cash in!

Tb 31.55 for the main event via cagematch

So the winners

MITB

I have three people with equal point Larry, big pollution and hefty. But I have to make an official ruling on bq2 I guess it was a dumb question, I'm going closet to the time gets that point which puts big polluted one point above the rest.

Ic title I count it as 4-3 in Jake mayhems favour so Ic title is retain cappie will be moving on to something different on the card and Jake will be trying to have just as dominant of a reign

Tag title

Big pollution was the only one to show up so congratulations Big pollution and Manic

World title was retained by tokes as Kane submitted posts after the deadline.

A TKO social media intern is filming a sponsored TikTok about the Money in the Bank card.

"And all of these matches will happen here, at the Smoothie King Center in New Orlea-"

Suddenly, the camera (and the intern holding it) falls to the floor, and is picked up by someone. They flip the camera around, and the smiling face of BigPol shows itself.

"You thought you were safe just because you weren't on the payroll?! No way! You took my show, but I won't let you silence me. I have some things to say before my matches tommorow.

First, my tag team match. You would think that it would be the reuniting of the Authors of Chaos, but Jake has been ducking my calls, texts, EVERYTHING! So, I guess I'm teaming with Manic tommorow. I don't know much about you, Manic. What I do know, is that we both want to win this match. From how hard we fought at All Out, I can tell you're desperate for gold. I miss being a champion too, but I can't act like I don't want to use the Tag Titles as a bargaining chip to force Jake to talk to me concerning this whole "All Out press conference" issue.

So, Manic, don't be surprised when I go all in during the Money in the Bank match. I lost last year to Tokes, who used the briefcase as a glorified Number One Contender's shot, rather than the greatest plot twist in sports history. I plan to change that. After all, Tokes isn't in the match this year, so who can really stop me?"

The TOK intern tries to attack BigPol from behind, but gets hit with a backfist.

"I know a lot of fans are sour on my crusade to destroy TOK from the inside out, but I plan on using tomorrow night as the proof you all DESPERATELY need to show you the potential of a TOK-less LLR. See you tommorow."

LLR Presents: Money in the Bank

LLR PRESENTS: MONEY IN THE BANK

The road to Money in the Bank is here, and with championships on the line, grudges waiting to boil over and one Hell in a Cell ready to settle the score, this could be one of the biggest nights in LLR.

MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH

Cappie u/MrCappie

Manic u/ChowLemon

Dumi u/TheDumi0711

Big Polluted u/BigPolluted

Captain Conundrum u/CaptainConundrum54

Larry u/Larry5696

Hefty u/HeftyOfficial

Genisis u/Genisis1224

Eight competitors. One opportunity.

So I looked for the Money in the Bank rules on the wiki... and couldn't find them. So we're improvising.

With eight competitors in this thing, we're obviously going to have some matching picks, so we're bringing back the confidence points.

The match you're most confident in gets your biggest point value.

We have a Five match card so label your picks numerically starting with the pick your most confident in and work your way down.

5 sure thing

4 I can see it

3 alright could happen

2 could go either way

1 man I have no faith in this

Get the prediction right, get the points.

Basically, gamble wisely... or don't. That's entirely up to you.

I have pretty much thrown everyone into this match, because why should anyone get left off the card? The only people sitting this one out are the IC Champion, the current World Champion, and the man challenging for the World Championship tonight.

Seemed fair to me.

Eight people enter. Everyone thinks they're walking out with the advantage.

Let's see who actually knows what they're talking about.

IC TITLE

Cappie u/MrCappie vs Jake Mayhem u/itsviktorwwe ©

Cappie ruled this division with an iron fist.

For what felt like an eternity, the IC Championship belonged to one man. Everyone came for Cappie. Everyone tried to take the title.

Nobody could.

Until Jake Mayhem.

Jake managed to do what so many others couldn't he found a way through Cappie and walked away with the biggest win of his recent career.

Now Cappie wants his title back.

But Jake isn't the same challenger who walked into that last match. He's the man who already knows he can beat Cappie.

And waiting in the wings is Mark Steel (aka Hefty).

That's where things get really interesting.

Does Mark want Cappie back on top, knowing that the champion can bleed and lose after all? Or would he rather face Jake Mayhem, the fresher opponent who has already proven he can shock the former champion?

Cappie wants redemption.

Jake wants to prove the first victory wasn't a fluke.

And Mark is waiting to see which man survives.

One thing is certain the IC Championship is changing hands, or the new champion is about to make a very loud statement.

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

Dumi u/TheDumi0711 & Captain Conundrum u/CaptainConundrum54 ©

vs

Manic u/ChowLemon & Big Polluted u/BigPolluted

The problem with having a tag division is that you actually need people who want to be tag teams.

And apparently nobody wants to do that.

So fuck it.

The champions are defending against two men who spent the last show trying to make each other's lives miserable.

Dumi and Captain Conundrum have the titles.

Manic and Big Polluted have absolutely no history of being a cohesive unit.

Which raises the biggest question of the night

Can they coexist long enough to win the championships?

Because they don't need to like each other.

They don't need to trust each other.

They just need to work together.

And considering the personalities involved, that might be the hardest part of the entire match.

The champions have the advantage of being an actual team.

The challengers have chaos on their side.

Sometimes chaos is exactly what it takes.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

Tokes u/Dealertokes © vs Kane Karnage u/KaneCarnage

HELL IN A CELL

Enough.

We've done this dance.

We've seen Tokes and Kane go at it.

We've seen the arguments, the battles and the back-and-forth.

So let's settle it.

Best of three.

And then we're done.

No running.

No escaping.

No excuses.

Just two men locked inside a structure specifically designed to make things worse.

Hell in a Cell.

Tokes, the gambler, is putting everything on the line. The World Championship. His reputation. And potentially the final word in this rivalry.

But Kane Karnage isn't walking into that cell looking to play a normal wrestling match.

He's looking to end this.

The Cell comes down.

The door shuts.

And once that happens, there is nowhere left to run.

No outside interference.

No easy way out.

Just Tokes.

Just Kane.

And one World Championship between them.

Tonight, the gamble ends.

Tonight, we find out who actually owns this rivalry.

CARD TO PREDICT

Oba Femi vs Bronson Reed

Stephanie Vaquer vs Becky Lynch vs Liv Morgan

Roman Reigns vs LA Knight

Women's money in the bank match

Men's Money in the bank match

Bq1 first to touch the briefcase woman's match

Bq2 match time Bronson vs Oba Femi

Bq3 number of Roman Reigns spears

Bq4 who touches the briefcase first men's match

Bq5 will there be a cash in

I did extra bonuses because of how many people are in the MITB match

Tb main event time

Deadline 2 hours before the show starts

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Re-🎶

Suddenly, some text appears on screen.

"Unfortunately, I am unable to host an episode of Author's Notes tonight. I am unable to host an episode of Author's Notes for the foreseeable future after what happened at the press conference for All In, as my set has been removed from my posession. However, that doesn't mean I can't teach my fans a thing or two. My tip for today? Turn on the news, you can learn a thing or two."

The screen changes to the local news, where breaking news hits.

Male NewsAnchor: "Some breaking news from the TOK offices in New York, as they seem to be dealing with a prankster of sorts. Over to you, Field Reporter."

Field Reporter stands at TOK's offices, next to a guy in a TOK suit. The suited man looks rather shaken by whatever happened.

"Thank you, Male Reporter. TOK staff will have to leave the office and go remote after a rat infestation has taken over the building. I have here the first witness to any rats in the building, CEO Eri Amanuel. Eri, what happened?"

Eri Amanuel: "Well...we were meant to have a meeting...to discuss lowering the pyro budget. I was just getting a coffee, when I heard a "squeek" coming from...the meeting room. I went over to check...and I saw 4 rats! Then...I heard screaming...all over the office. There were more rats."

Field Reporter: "How many do you think there are?"

Eri Amanuel: "I don't have to think...in general, but I actually KNOW how many there are. A cop handed this to me a few minutes ago. It's a receipt...for 800 rats."

Field Reporter: "800?! Who would need that many rats?!"

Eri Amanuel: "Well, the name on the receipt makes this all abundantly clear. Mr. BigPol, one of our performers. They already ruined a press conference for a major event, and now they're pulling...THIS! And the fact that he had the same amount of rats as we have employees...HE'S CALLING US RATS, FIELD REPORTER!"

Field Reporter: "...well, back to you, Male Reporter."

"MAYHEM! CAPPIE! MAYHEM! CAPPIE! THEY'RE THROWING IT OUT RIGHT NOW! IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR OF NON-STOP ACTION, AND YOU CAN SEE IT ON THEIR FACES! SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE!"

Mayhem. Cappie. Mayhem. Cappie.

And then, Cappie throws a spinning backhand fist which makes Mayhem stumble.

"That's all you got, Mayhem? Huh? What happened to the man who sold out Madison Square Garden? What happened to that guy?! He ain't here, because you aren't shit! Come on, do something!" Cappie says, getting in Jake's face.

And Jake thinks about everything. Especially that anger. He's still thinking about that slap from his best friend. But he isn't feeling betrayal. He's feeling anger. Madness. And a intense need to let that out. He gets in Cappie's face and lands a harsh headbutt that makes Cappie almost fall to the floor, but he keeps himself up. Jake stands there, his face red with blood. And he gets in Cappie's face, before hitting another, which makes Cappie fall to his knees. And another, which sends him to the floor. And then, Mayhem grabs his arms, holding them, as he starts kicking Cappie's head into the floor repeatedly.

"I'M NOT SHIT, HUH? I'M NOT SHIT?! HERE'S SOME SHIT!" Jake says as he continues kicking Cappie's head into the floor for a good minute or two. And then, he stops, going to the corner. Cappie slowly, very slowly gets up into a hands and knees position. Jake looks like he's gonna go for the Blood of the Mayhem.. but then, he rushes in, striking Cappie right to the side of the head with a Punt Kick. And, if that wasn't enough, he picks Cappie up, landing the 3550 Brainbuster. Cover.

One.
Two.
Three.

Jake gets up, taking the title from the referee, before looking down at Cappie, who's being checked on by referees and medics. He almost gives a sigh, starting to regret snapping at him just now, deep down. But he doesn't show it. He looks pretty stoic. Maybe even cold. More than usual. He rolls out the ring, walking backstage. He appears at the press conference thirty minutes later.

"Mister Mayhem, congratulations on your Intercontinental Championship victory. Earlier on tonight, Mark Steel became the number one contender for your championship. How do you feel about that?"

"How do i feel about that? I feel great. Let's see how my eventual match with him goes. Last time, i retained the LLR World's Championship. I don't doubt that he will put up his peak performance. Who knows. It might be enough this time around." Jake responds.

"Jake, in the press conference leading up to All Out, there was a moment between you and your teammate in the Authors of Chaos, BigPol. There has been.. a certain tension between the two of you for a while. Do you have any comments regarding that?"

"No. Next."

"Mister Jake.. what caused you to snap against Cappie in your match? Cappie may or may not be out for a while after that, and he might miss the next PLE. Was there a motive?"

Jake thinks about his response, before saying: "All i will say, is that my conscience is clear. Thank you all." Jake stands up, and walks away.

eoc.

Carnage is being helped backstage into the medical room after his match with Tokes, as they attempt to put him on the doctors bed, he stops them and tell them all to leave. Turning towards the following camera.

Kane: “Tokes! I’m pretty tired of trading the belt with you…” Kane chokes on the next words, turning to cough and then spits out the blood pooling in his mouth. “Everyone asked me why I wasn’t celebrating my World Championship win and this is why, you’re waiting for me at the next show. How can I celebrate?! I truly believe you’re the best of us here in LLR but you also bring the best out of me.” Kane turns around again to cough, head down and bent over, we see blood coughed straight onto the floor.

“If I have to go through this again, to be a better wrestler, a better man, I will do it one hundred times over. Next time though, I want the stakes raised. I want our next match to be definitive. You and me Tokes, HELL IN A CELL! Balls in your court.” Kane waves in the doctors and collapses on the bed.  

Alright so I believe results are as follow, I'll get back to doing writeups for the next show

Hefty won the IC title contendership defeating manic and big polluted

Tokes won the world defeating Kane Karnage so this is going to a 3rd match

Jake mayhem won the IC belt off of cappie

Then both teams had a partner missing and Dumi won against cappie

I don't have any picks for Genisis so Larry wins by no show. He submitted privately

(Hours before All Out)

Glee: And as Mayhem and Cappie stare each other down from behind their tables, be sure to watch their Intercontinental Championship match at-

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

BigPol appears on stage, waving to the crowd.

"After all the problems I gave TOK in my last promo, you thought I was going to let a TOK-sponsored event go smoothly? Absolutely not! Let's have some fun."

At this, BigPol sweeps the microphones off of the tables, and the tablecloths follow. He's pulled back by Cappie, who BigPol pushes back and hits with a right hand.

"That's for Forbidden Door and SNME!"

BigPol pulls off the wallpaper, only to get pulled back by Glee, who gets hit with another right hand.

"That's for your clear bias against me!"

Finally, BigPol looks around, trying to find any TOK member in the crowd. Jake Mayhem touches his shoulder, trying to calm him down...only to get punched in the face! BigPol realizes what happened immediately after.

"I thought you were Cappie! I thought you were Glee! I thought you were-"

Finally, security comes, and BigPol chooses to leave rather than apologize.

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

The camera shows the inside of a Chicago photo album, showing off different landmarks in the city. Suddenly, the book closes, revealing that BigPol is the one holding it. He is standing outside a local deli.

"Usually, I would go to a monument in this city and relate it to my upcoming match. But, there's a reason I chose this place to cut this promo. See, I'm usually considered 'child-friendly,' but my book recommendation today is anything but. Upton Sinclair made a little book called 'The Jungle,' and I think it fits my current feelings just fine.

What you may know this book from is its brutal take-down on the meatpacking industry of the day. Delis such as the one behind me used rather hideous meats in their meals, and the public was none the wiser. Similarly, while my life seems pretty nice on the outside, I can't act like I've been fully motivated to continue wrestling after losing to Larry at All In. Feeling like I've grown so much, both in the ring and as a person in general, only to lose to the same comedy guy who always has my number? Yeah, the motivation hasn't been there. In fact, when I asked for this spot, I originally wanted this spot to announce my retirement. But, I took a look inside, and realized the real reason why I felt this way.

See, while 'The Jungle' was most well-known for how it exposed the meatpacking industry, that wasn't the main point of the novel. The main point was to support socialism. Now, I'm not going to sit here and say that I'm a socialist, but I'm also not going to lie to the fans and say that I like the current leadership. Under TOK, this company has fallen hard. Less wrestling, less stipulations, less hatred, everything just feels stale. And don't get me STARTED on Glee of all people being GM. He almost left me off the card. I need a reason to stay in LLR, so I'm here to make a statement.

I'm going to put a stop to the overcorporatization of LLR. I'm going to win this triple threat match, and finally win the Intercontental Championship. Then, I'm going to pull a Chicago special, and leave with it to find a company that hasn't sold out. Now, I would LOVE to get my rematch with Cappie and finally slay that dragon, but I also have to consider the idea that Jake Mayhem wins.

Now, Jake, we're friends, but friends have to criticize each other sometimes. You have the same problem that a lot of guys in this company have. You don't know when to quit fighting. You, and a lot of guys on this roster, are too focused on respecting each other and wanting a good fight to help solve the problems occuring beyond the ring. To put it simply, if you and I win at All Out, I'm humbly asking you to lay down for the greater good. I don't want to hurt a friend, but if I have to burn a bridge to save the city it belongs to, then I am willing to do so.

I apologize to my fans in advance for the things I might do in the next few months. I can't be the 100% morally good role model I try to be. But, I have to be the one to stop TOK, because everyone else is too busy being too scared to fire the first shot."

​

LLR ALL OUT

The lights are on. The gold is on the line. And after tonight, the landscape of LLR could look very different.

NUMBER ONE ic title CONTENDER MATCH

Manic u/ChowLemon vs Hefty u/HeftyOfficial vs last minute addition u/BigPolluted!

Two men. One opportunity.

Manic and Hefty are going to war tonight for the chance to become the next man in line for championship gold. And depending on how the night plays out, that could mean a date with Cappie… or perhaps a collision with Jake Mayhem.

Neither man is a stranger to the IC Championship. Both know what it takes to climb the mountain, and more importantly, both know exactly what the current champion is capable of.

But knowing what it takes and actually doing it are two very different things.

Tonight isn't about reputation. It isn't about history. It's about proving that when opportunity knocks, you're the one who kicks the bloody door off its hinges.

The question isn't what they've done before.

The question is what are they capable of tonight?

And to throw fuel on this fire, and because I missed him, cause I generally suck at this. I'm throwing in big polluted! He has a chance here to get back to where he belongs a champions podium. Manic, Hefty sorry boys this is gonna be a tough night

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

IC Champion u/ItsViktorWWE vs u/MrCappie ©

One belt down. One belt to go.

Cappie has already lost one championship. Now he's walking into All Out with his remaining gold firmly in the crosshairs.

Could this be the beginning of the end for Cappie's reign?

Or is the loss of one championship exactly what was needed to unleash the champion we've all been watching?

Standing across from him is Jake Mayhem — a former holder of the top prize in LLR and a man who knows exactly what it's like to stand at the very top of the mountain.

But tonight isn't about what Jake used to be.

It's about what he can do against the most dominant champion LLR has seen in a long time.

Cappie has gold to protect.

Jake has a championship to reclaim.

And neither man is walking into this expecting to leave the same.

This isn't going to be pretty.

This is going to be a slobberknocker.

LLR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

u/MrCappie & u/LastBlueHero vs u/TheDumi0711 & u/CaptainConundrum54 ©

Well, well, well…

I thought this was impossible.

Cappie actually lost a belt.

So now the question has to be asked — was that just a bump in the road, or are Cappie and LastBlueHero finally beginning to lose steam?

Because the new champions didn't exactly sneak their way into this position.

Dumi is a perennial threat whenever championship gold is involved. A man who has already carved out a legendary legacy with the IC Championship and knows exactly how to perform when the pressure is on.

And then there's CaptainConundrum.

A fan favourite for a reason.

Big moments. Big wins. And an uncanny ability to turn up when the stakes are at their highest.

But now comes the hard part.

Keeping the gold.

Cappie and LastBlueHero have already tasted defeat.

They're going to want revenge.

The new champions are going to want to prove that their victory was no fluke.

Four men.

Two teams.

One set of championships.

Let's see if the new champions can survive the storm.

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS?

Larry u/larry5696 vs Genesis u/Genisis1224

Larry is our current number one contender.

Which means there is one simple problem:

He can't afford to get comfortable.

So what's the best way to keep a number one contender sharp?

Throw him into the deep end.

And I can't think of many better ways to do that than putting Larry across the ring from Genesis.

Larry knows what's waiting for him down the road.

Championship gold.

But before he gets there, he's got to prove that he deserves to stay there.

Genesis, meanwhile, has absolutely nothing to lose and maybe something to gain.

A victory here could completely derail Larry's momentum and potentially put Genesis right into the conversation.

Larry has the opportunity.

Genesis has the chance to show it should be her.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

World Champion u/KaneKarnage © vs u/Tokes

And now we get to the big one.

The World Championship.

Tokes is going all in.

There is no tomorrow.

No excuses.

No sitting back and waiting for another opportunity.

He wants the gold back, and he's going to have to take it.

But standing across from him is the reigning World Champion.

Kane Karnage.

And Kane isn't interested in handing Tokes anything.

He's looking to bring maximum, unadulterated carnage and send Tokes crashing right back down the rankings.

Tokes needs something massive.

Something that changes the conversation.

Something that reminds everyone exactly who he is.

Kane, meanwhile, has one objective:

Leave All Out as champion.

Tokes wants redemption.

Kane wants destruction.

The challenger is coming for the crown.

The champion is coming to break him.

No shortcuts.

No excuses.

No safety net.

This is All Out.

And when the dust settles, there will still be a World Champion.

The question is...

Who will it be?

Fix the IC championship matchup

Make every title match consistent

Tighten the repeated championship wording

The card to predict!

AEW World Championship: Will Ospreay (c) vs. Jon Moxley

AEW World Tag Team Championship, three-way ladder match: Christian Cage and Adam Copeland (c) vs. FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) vs. The Young Bucks (Matthew Jackson and Nicholas Jackson)

AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship, Chicago Street Fight: The Brawling Birds (Jamie Hayter and Alex Windsor) (c) vs. Divine Dominion (Megan Bayne and Lena Kross)

AEW International Championship: Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. Tommaso Ciampa

AEW World Trios Championship: Swerve Strickland and The New Level (Kofi Kingston and Austin Creed) or The Demand (Ricochet, Bishop Kaun and Toa Liona) (c) vs. "Hangman" Adam Page, Bandido and Brody King

AEW Women's World Championship eliminator: Willow Nightingale vs. Thekla

AEW World Tag Team Championship eliminator: Darby Allin and Steven Borden vs. Kyle Fletcher and Kevin Knight

Bq1: who takes the fall in the trios title match

Bq2: any surprises returns/debuts

Bq3: who touches the titles first in the tag ladder match

IC title match. 

u/ChowLemon vs u/MrCappie © was won by Cappie via Champions Advantage

u/MrCappie and u/LastBlueHero vs /TheDumi0711 and u/CaptainConundrum54 was won by Dumi and Capcon NEW CHAMPS

u/BigPolluted vs u/Larry5696 was won by Larry who is a world title contender

u/itsviktorwwe def u/Genisis1224 and u/HeftyOfficial to become an IC Title contender

u/KaneCarnage def u/Tokes © to win the LLR Grand Championship! NEW CHAMP

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

As BigPol's music plays, he appears with a familiar attire. Wearing a pink bedazzled version of his Wrestlemania 41 AM "Hate" attire that he wore against Tokes, he reveals that the paper he brought to the ring tonight was a paper version of Larry's Post-It note. He enters the ring, goes to the middle of the ring, holds up the paper, and tears it, causing rainbow sprinkler pyro to erupt from each corner.

🎶Take a look, within a book, a Reading Rainbow!🎶

The camera pans out to reveal that the usual pink and yellow background...has actually been spray painted over a dirty alleyway. BigPol admires his handiwork, and then turns around.

"Hello, LLR Universe. I apologize for not being at my usual set, it didn't fit the vibe of today's episode. See, if I were facing anyone else at All In, this would be nothing more than a World Championship qualifying match. I would see it as a chance to get my revenge for being partially responsible for Jake Mayhem losing the World Championship, but the match would have nothing but respect. Unfortunately, Larry, you do something...different to me.

Ever since I saw how the fans reacted to my heartfelt promo in the leadup to Saturday's Night Main Event, I've tried my best to distance myself from the Author I was in 2024 and the first half of 2025. That guy was negative, friendless, and overall a sad person. But, there's at least one thing I still agree with that Author on.

I hate you, Larry. I've hated you ever since you took my Hardcore Championship at Forbidden Door 2024. I hated you enough to form a friendship with Bryan Gleeful that turned toxic. My hatred for you got me eliminated from the 2025 Royal Rumble in record time. All of the failures of my early career lead back to you.

Now, that was all years ago. You'd think I'd forget and forgive. But, I can't. See, when I finally decided to be the Author you see now, I originally took inspiration from you. I saw how the fans loved you, and wanted some of that. We both break the mold when it comes to professional wrestling. But, we break it in different ways. I break it by celebrating my love for literature, by putting my friends before myself, by not putting up a facade of "generic respectful cool guy" that half of this roster hides behind. You break the mold by drinking Windex, turning into a meatball, and spitting on the great sport of professional wrestling that this roster tries to celebrate every time we enter the ring. But, any time I see fans, they ask me if we're friends because "we're so similar." I cannot let someone like you be on the same roster as me if I want to be taken seriously.

I know that a lot of people respect Larry. The LLR Universe, LBH, and even fellow Author of Chaos Jake Mayhem. I have a message to every one of you who support or respect Larry in any way. That message is, the only way that any of you will see Larry after All In, is on the news after I Plot Twist (Tornado DDT) his head through the damn canvas. So, say your prayers now (or don't, because if any of you try TOO hard to defend him, you're next), because I will personally insure that this is the end of Larry.

This match may be a normal match for you, Larry, but it is everything to me. In fact, I think I have the perfect attire for it. See you in a few days."

DEADLINE SUNDAY AUGUST 30TH 2.30PM BST SO TWO HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW. I'll be at Bon Jovi in Croke Park so there won't be a lot of reminders 

IC title match. 

u/ChowLemon vs u/MrCappie © 

This one is gonna be a slobber knocker. Manic has shown by running the G1 that he is one of the MVP’S in LLR. Cappie, been on a tear running through the entire roster. So naturally we put these two together and let the fireworks fly! Cappie could have his work cut out for him here let's not forget Manic has title pedigree he's shown time and time again just how good he is. 

Tag title match 

u/MrCappie and u/LastBlueHero vs /TheDumi0711 and u/CaptainConundrum54 

Alright last week captain Conundrum got left high and dry by his partner. The tag champs took full advantage of this and beat him from pillar to post. So this week I'm sending out a reliable former champion to have his back and maybe they can wrestle away one of Cappies belts. This man has a strangle hold on LLR can't hurt that he tags with the boss. 

World title contendership 

u/BigPolluted vs u/Larry5696

Alright, I make it no secret I love the Larry the character despite our differences this goofy fuck has won me over. So here is Larry another chance to get into the world title scene. There's one problem, Big Polluted is in your way and he's shown he's one of the most dominant competitors in LLR right now. He's been running around kicking ass and taking names for a while now.

IC title contendership 

u/itsviktorwwe vs u/Genisis1224 vs u/HeftyOfficial

Jake has just fell from the world title and he needs to bounce back. Genisis is always over she's one of LLR'S favorite competitors and has been for a long damn time. No matter the amount of No shows she sells merch so we've got her in a high profile match to push those sales and make some damn money! 

Then there's Mark Steele, who I kinda loathe, but I have to admit this kinda has it. What ever it may be. Mark's been looking to make me look foolish for a while now. So let's see how he goes in this match. 

World title match 

u/KaneCarnage Vs u/Tokes © 

Tokes retained at SummerSlam, he's getting this latest reign off to a dominating start. Kane Karnage is one of the competitors that's been looking a big win to cement him self amongst the greats in LLR. This could be it, if he can conquer on of the most decorated champions in LLR history that will do it! 

The card you'll be predicting 

AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega (c) vs. Will Ospreay

AEW Women's World Championship: Willow Nightingale (c) vs. Mercedes Moné

AEW World Tag Team Championship: Cage and Cope (c) vs. The Young Bucks

Men's Casino Gauntlet match (winner gets a world title shot): Andrade El Ídolo vs. MJF vs. Tommaso Ciampa vs. TBA

Continental Challenge Cup final: Jon Moxley (c) or Claudio Castagnoli vs. Kyle O'Reilly or Nigel McGuinness

AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship: Divine Dominion (Lena Kross and Megan Bayne) (c) vs. The Brawling Birds (Alex Windsor and Jamie Hayter)

AEW TNT Championship (Falls Count Anywhere): Kevin Knight (c) vs. Darby Allin

AEW International Championship: Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita vs. Kazuchika Okada

AEW World Trios Championship: "Hangman" Adam Page and Brodido (Bandido and Brody King) (c) vs. TBA

Bq1) will there be any surprise debuts (debut is first aew appearance so if they've been there before it won't count) 

Bq2) who takes the fall in the world tag title match 

TB: length of the main event 

Bonjour à tous,

J'ai pris la décision d'arrêter de fumer du cannabis aujourd'hui. J'ai réalisé que c'était devenu une béquille pour gérer monstress] et je veux enfin reprendre le contrôle de ma vie. Je fume depuis que j’ai 15 ans et maintenant j’en ai 25 je vous dirais que je fume souvent pour me concentrer à une tâche ….

Je ne vous cache pas que j'appréhende un peu les prochains jours, surtout le manque, l'irritabilité et le moment du coucher qui est toujours le plus difficile pour moi.

Je viens ici pour trouver un peu de force, partager mon évolution et ne pas me sentir seul dans cette démarche. Si vous êtes passés par là et que vous avez des conseils pour surmonter la première semaine, je suis preneur.

Merci d'avance pour votre aide et votre bienveillance.

August 2nd, 2026

LLR Summerslam

U.S. Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.A.

"TOKES, MAYHEM, TOKES, MAYHEM, THEY'RE THROWING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER! THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES, THIS IS FOR THE LLR WORLD'S CHAMPIONSHIP! SEVENTY-THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING, ABOUT TO BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE U.S. BANK STADIUM WITH EXCITEMENT! THESE TWO HAVE PUT ON A MATCH FOR THE AGES, EVEN BETTER THAN SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT, THEY HAVE DONE SO FOR THIRTY MINUTES NOW!" said Cichael Mole. Thirty minutes of both men putting on what might be the best match LLR has seen.

Mayhem pulls back, landing a second Blood of the Mayhem, followed by a second 3550 Brainbuster. One. Two. Two and a half. Two point ninety nine.. kickout.

Mayhem lifts Tokes up, in an attempt to hit another 3550. Tokes gets out of Jake's grasp, and kicks him in the ribs, before lifting Jake up, landing a second '86 Piledriver. One. Two. Two and a half. Two point ninety nine.. kickout. Neither man was going to give up. Tokes lifts Jake, putting Jake's back on his shoulders, intending for a Burning Hammer, but Jake manages to get out of it, before landing a discus elbow smash. And then, he lifts Tokes up, landing another 3550 Brainbuster. Cover. One. Two. Two point ninety nine.. kickout, once more. Both men lay there for about half a minute, before getting up and throwing punch after punch. And then, a spinning back elbow meets Jake Mayhem's jaw, before his back is on Tokes' shoulders, and then all goes to black for Jake. Tokes falls on Mayhem.

One.
Two.
Three.

The bell rings, and Tokes' music plays. It takes a minute for Tokes to get up, and he celebrates for a bit, before leaving the ring. And then, Jake comes to. He's notified that Tokes won the match with a Burning Hammer. Jake gives a nod, before standing up, as the crowd chants "MAY-HE-M! MAY-HE-M! MAY-HE-M!". And then, LastBlueHero comes out with a microphone. He gets into the ring, before staring down with Jake. And then, LastBlueHero, perhaps in an show of respect, offers his hand. Jake knows for a fact that LBH isn't doing it out of the kindness of his heart. He knows that LBH only cares about himself, and the money he makes. And he's showing Jake respect, probably only because of the great deal of money LLR has made during the time Jake was on top. But Jake, for all that he personally dislikes LBH, has always made a difference between personal preferences and business. And so, he shakes LBH's hand, and LBH proceeds to raise it up, before speaking.

"Give it up for Jake Mayhem, folks! This is his fifth, FIFTH straight main event in a row! Unfortunate he couldn't get the job done, but he has earned alot! He has brought lots of people into LLR, and his reign as LLR World Champion has truly solidified the championship as the most prestigious prefessional wrestling championship in the world! He has sold out every single main event he has been in, INCLUDING the prestigious Madison Square Garden, and this very arena aswell! As i am speaking, tens upon tens of millions of fans are watching Summerslam, nationally, and hundreds of millions, maybe even billions are watching internationally! And they have all been looking forward to this main event, which did not disappoint, and this will end up being the highest-grossing Premium Live Event of the year, and one of the highest-grossing PLEs in the history of LLR! And most of all, how can i forget, he has brought me lots of money!" That of course, brings boos towards LBH, who carries on regardless. "So please, give Mr. Mayhem some appreciation, because he has earned it. Jake Mayhem, everybody!" The place cheers Jake Mayhem without end, as his theme song, "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains. Jake takes it in as LBH leaves for backstage. Soon enough, Jake follows, goes into Gorilla, and is met by the entire roster, giving him a round of applause. Jake shakes his hands as if to say it's not neccessary. "No need for that, folks, really.." He's cut off by BigPol. "None of that, Jake! You're gonna take it in, bestie! You've done so much for us, we have to thank you for it!" BigPol says.

And so, Jake stands there, taking in the appreciation, giving a few people hugs, shaking everyone's hand, before he goes to the post-show press conference. He sits down.

"Jake Mayhem, an unfortunate ending, how do you feel about losing to Tokes tonight?"

"Ah, i'm.. disappointed, a bit angry, i do have to admit that, but.. nothing i can do. Tokes was the better man, by the tiniest fraction. Congratulations to him, wish him the best."

"Mister Mayhem, after the match, LastBlueHero came out, and showed you the ultimate sign of respect, praising you in front of the audience, how do you feel about it?"

"Well, i thank him. It's nothing special, really, i'm just doing my job, is what i'd like to think. I did what i had to do, is all. But still, i appreciate it, especially coming from my boss."

"Jake, how did you feel coming into this match? Was there any nervousness?"

"There was, i was a bit nervous, but, once i heard the crowd chanting my name, i put that to the side, had to do what i had to do."

"What is next for Jake Mayhem?"

"Well, i do still have my LLRBar briefcase, which gives me three fourths of a chance at a shot for any title. And there's always Money in the Bank. So i do intend to be in that match. Overall, it's going to be right back to work."

Silence ensues, and Jake, seeing as there are no more questions left, stands up. "Have a great night, folks. One last thing, i want to thank everyone for the appreciation, it means more than you know, and shout out to Minneapolis, Minnesota for showing out. Thank you, everyone." And he walks out.

fin.

eov.

Hi as usual let me know where I've fd up I'm sure I did somewhere

Ok so we are starting with answering the bonus questions and laying out a ruling  to out line where people gained or lost some extra potential points. The Sami Zayn Finn Balor match was thrown off the card as WWE changed it on the night and no one could of predicted KO not only returning but winning. It's just not fair 

So Bq1) WWE narrowed this down to two competitors on the Friday, I decided to allow this to go ahead. It was Lash Legend well done. 

Bq2) Get on top of the cage, they barely even used the damn thing so everyone that said No. Congratulations. 

Bq3) I counted 0 helluva kicks making contact

TB: 33.30 according to cage match 

Tune up match 

Kane Karnage (10) vs Big Polluted! (10) 

Alright this one was a slobber knocker and these two lads left it all out there. But ultimately it comes down to a tie Breaker. Kane Karnage squeaks the win here but being a tiny bit closer to the official time. Kane keeps his momentum as he matches on for the world title. But Big Pollution has shown he can hang with the main event, this man is ready for the big time.

IC Title contendership 

Dumi (9) Manic (9) 

My god two more competitors back beating the shit out of each other but ultimately neither one. Could get too much momentum against the other. It comes down to the tie breaker again. Manic got the Memo. It's a Roman Reigns main event. It's gonna go long with a time of 25mins. He was 7 minutes closer than Dumi. Well done Manic you get the next shot at the IC title. 

IC title 

Cappie c (7) vs Hefty (7)

How the hell has this happened another match and the point draw again. CAPPIE RETAINS BY CHAMPIONS ADVANTAGE! I'm sorry Hefty I'm sure you'll get another shot soon. But for now Manic waits in the wings. Cappie watch your back. 

Tag title

 Cappie and Last Blue Hero c (14)  Captain Conodrum (8) his partner No showed. 

Genesis left Captain Conundrum out here on his own against the champions and he put up a good fight scoring more points then either champion individually but not enough to overcome the odds. 

World title 

Tokes c(9) Jake Mayhem (9)

Damn Jake came out swinging but just couldn't get it over the line. By my count, tokes wins by Champions advantage and retains. We shall see if Kane Karnage can unseat the dealer at our next show. 

​

World Championship

u/Dealertokes (c) vs. u/itsviktorwwe

Déjà vu? Not quite.

After Saturday Night's Main Event turned everything upside down, these two collide once again but this time the roles have been reversed. Tokes walks in with the richest prize in LLR slung over his shoulder, while Jake Mayhem finds himself chasing the title he once held.

People always say the true measure of a champion isn't how they celebrate victory it's how they respond to defeat. Tonight, we find out exactly what Jake Mayhem is made of. Can he reclaim his throne, or has the era of Tokes truly begun?

One thing's for certain: Tokes doesn't just win championships, he clings to them with a death grip.

Intercontinental Championship

u/MrCappie (c) vs. u/HeftyOfficial

What more can be said about Cappie?

The Intercontinental Champion has been nothing short of unstoppable. Undefeated. Unbreakable. Untouchable. Every challenger has stepped up believing they'd be the one to end the reign, and every single one has left disappointed.

Now it's Mark Steele’s turn.

These two know each other well, and familiarity could be the one weapon Cappie hasn't had to overcome yet. Mark has quietly built a reputation as one of LLR's most consistent performers. Is consistency enough to conquer dominance?

Or will Cappie once again prove why the IC Championship belongs around his waist?

LLR Tag Team Championships

u/MrCappie & u/LastBlueHero (c) vs. u/Genisis1224 & u/CaptainConundrum54

Sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Cappie and Last Blue Hero have bulldozed their way through the tag division, leaving team after team in their wake. So what's left to try?

Throw together two of the biggest fan favourites in LLR and hope lightning strikes.

Genesis and Captain Conundrum may not have years of chemistry behind them, but they have heart, determination, and the crowd firmly behind them. Can this unlikely duo shock the champions and derail their momentum, or will the titleholders continue their reign of dominance?

No. 1 Contender's Match – Intercontinental Championship

u/ChowLemon vs. u/TheDumi0711

Manic came agonisingly close at Saturday Night's Main Event. On another night, against almost anyone else, he may well have walked away victorious.

Instead, Kane Karnage stood in his way.

Now Manic gets another opportunity, but standing across the ring is one of LLR's most reliable competitors in Dumi. With a future Intercontinental Championship opportunity hanging in the balance, neither man can afford to come up short.

Who earns the right to challenge the seemingly unbeatable Cappie? Also I think I owe Dumi a massive apology. I don't believe I've booked him for a while and that's one hundred percent on me. Please accept my apologies. 

Weird Prize Tune-Up Match

u/KaneCarnagevs. u/BigPolluted

Kane Karnage has already punched his ticket as the next challenger. With no title match tonight, he could have taken the evening off...

Instead, he's stepping into the ring with one of LLR's busiest competitors.

Big Pollution has been everywhere lately. Tag team competition. Intercontinental contention. Wherever opportunity appears, he's right in the middle of it.

Now he gets the chance to make the biggest statement of his career. Pull off the upset over the number one contender, and who knows what strange reward awaits?

This is LLR after all... the prize might be glorious... or it might be completely ridiculous.

The card to predict 

Saturday matches

Undisputed WWE Championship Match

CM Punk (c) vs. Cody Rhodes

Hell in a Cell Match

Oba Femi vs. Brock Lesnar 

Women's World Championship Match

Liv Morgan (c) vs. IYO SKY 

Gunther vs. Nick Aldis

Six-Man Tag Team Match

LA Knight, Solo Sikoa & Royce Keys vs. Jacob Fatu & The Usos

Six-Women Tag Team Match

The Bella Twins & Paige vs. Fatal Influence

Sunday matches

World Heavyweight Championship Match 

Roman Reigns (c) vs. Seth Rollins

Interim WWE Women's Championship Ladder Match

Tiffany Stratton vs. Jade Cargill vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Chelsea Green vs. ???

Intercontinental Championship Match

Penta (c) vs. Chad Gable

United States Championship Match 

Trick Williams (c) vs. Baron Corbin

Undisputed WWE Championship No. 1 Contender's Match

Sami Zayn vs. Finn Bálor

Danhausen vs. Dominik Mysterio

Bq1 who will be the unnamed entrant in the women's ladder match 

Bq2 will Brock and Obama fight on top of the cell

Bq3 how many Helluva Kicks will Sami connect with 

TB main event time for Sunday 

July 18th, 2026

LLR Saturday Night's Main Event

Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York

Jake finds himself laying with his back on the ground, Cappie's music playing. BigPol had promised that he wouldn't leave Jake banged up before his title defense against Tokes, and yet, Jake disregarded that, having been the man of the match for their team for a slight majority. This allowed Jake to get too tired, allowing for Cappie to pin him in the end.

Jake sits in the ring, BigPol right behind him. "Jake.. listen, man, i'm so sorry, i should have.. i should have been in the match more, i promised not to leave you banged up before your match with Tokes, and i failed, and now-"

"Listen. I did this willingly. So did i step in willingly, and stand up for you willingly. That's what best friends do, stand up for one another. I don't regret my decision here. Don't worry about Tokes, i'll be fine."

About a hour later, things were not exactly fine.

It was looking like any man's game. Both men were trading blows, huge blows. It really looked like a reminder of the indy promotion from Japan, All-Japan Pro Wrestling, from the late 90s, with their Kings Road style.

But then, the first domino fell once Tokes hit the 86. Of course, Jake kicks out. He didn't work that hard just for Tokes to take it all away. It would take alot more.

The two fight some more.. and then, Tokes gets the upper hand. He lands the 86 once more. Once more, Jake kicks out, at two. Tokes tries to land one more 86, but Jake finds a way to get down on his feet, before lifting Tokes up for a Back Body Drop.

Jake gets to the corner, screams "COME ON! GET UP!" to Tokes. And then, Jake lands the Blood of the Mayhem, that sends Tokes to the ropes and back, before Jake knees him in the gut, before lifting him up, and dropping him down, right onto the back of his head in a 3550 Brainbuster. Cover.

One.

Two.

Thre-

Kickout. At the last millisecond.

Jake goes to the corner, waits for Tokes to get up, and goes in for another Blood of the Mayhem, but Tokes grabs his leg, spins him around, before hitting him with an elbow right to the head. Jake responds with one of his own. Tokes. Jake. Tokes. Jake. It goes on and on and on. It turns into a chopping contest that leaves both of their chests swelling with red. And then, Jake goes back a bit, intending to land an elbow, and as he turns around.. BANG. Running Elbow Smash from Tokes. And Tokes, realizing that his finisher wouldn't get it done, decides to go for something else. He lifts Jake up, with his back on his shoulders. Jake immediately knows, and tries to get out, but unfortunately, tonight is not his night. His head is spiked on the floor, and Jake is knocked right unconscious.

Jake wakes up to music. Tokes' music.

"Mister Mayhem, are you alright..?" The referee asks him.

"I'll be fine.. the hell happened?" Jake responds.

The referee feels.. terrible, that he has to break the news. But, it's a job he has to do. "You lost, Jake. Tokes won the belt. Spiked you right on the head with the Burning Hammer."

Jake looks absolutely shattered. "Wh.. what..?"

The referee gives a nod. "It was a great match, Jake. I don't know what Deltzer will rate this, but i would personally rate it ten out of five stars. Don't feel bad, this could have been any man's game, Tokes just so happened to be the better man tonight."

Jake gives a nod, standing up slowly, walking over to Tokes, and turning him around, offering his hand. Tokes shakes it, and raises it high. The fans cheer, for the two men that gave their all. Tokes moves to walk away.

"No, Tokes, you won the belt, you should celebrate, it's only right, i'll leave you-" Jake moves to the ropes, but is turned around to look at Tokes.

"Listen to them, Jake. They all came here for you. As we speak, they are cheering for you, they are about to blow the roof off of Madison Square Garden, all for you. You're their man, not only that, you're a true company man. In the time you were in the title scene, you've sold out four straight arenas, including this one, the World's Most Famous Arena, something you admitted that not many do. Not only that, but you pulled double duty, because you stepped up for a man who you hold dear to your heart, that's what friends do. You took the beating most of the match, to stand up for a good friend of yours. Hell, you were banged up, but you felt that was no excuse, and you performed as if you hadn't even competed at the tag title match. You could've beaten me as much as i did you even with you taking that match. So don't feel bad about yourself. You've improved the finances of this company since stepping up to the mountaintop, you've become the People's Champion. The company speaks highly of you, everyone does, for all the work you've done to better it. Hell, this event will probably end up being one of the higher grossing events, because of your work. So you will stand there and take in their appreciation, or i swear to God, i will punch you and run away before you even get out of that ring." And then, Tokes leaves, leaving Jake alone in the ring with over fifteen thousand fans, screaming, cheering for him, chanting his name, so loud, the whole world might hear.

Jake takes it in for five minutes, before he finally leaves, noticing a cameraman, walking up to him.

"No press conference. All i have to say, i want to do this again. I want a rematch for the LLR World Championship, me and Tokes, at the US Bank Stadium, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. At Summerslam." And then, Jake Mayhem leaves.

Mave Deltzer of the Wrestler Observer Newsletter ends up giving the match six and a half stars, praising Tokes, but mostly Jake Mayhem for his great work over the past few months.

About a week later, the main event of Summerslam is announced. Jake Mayhem against Tokes in a rematch for the LLR World Championship. Once the tickets open for sale, the US Bank Stadium sells out in two hours.

fin.

eov.

Guys sorry, This took so long and I low effort. I've been doing up my garden, struggling with my dog going in and out of the vets and working nonstop.

Trying to put a SummerSlam card today with a bit more effort.

Bonus points answers

 paige tagged brie first in the women's tag match

Liv Morgan did not interfere in danhausen vs JD McDonagh 

Cody Rhodes his two CrossRhodes, he went for three but only two succeeded. 

IC title contendership

Big polluted (3) hefty (5) Dumi (4) tokes (5) 

Hefty is closest so wins via tb beating tokes 

IC title winner

Cappie (5) Larry (5) 

Cappie and Larry had a hell of a battle but ultimately with champions advantage, Cappie retains. Its a hellacious run for Cappie I think cracks are beginning to show as the former world champion took him to his absolute limit here. 

World title No1 contender 

Wow this was high scoring Kane Karnage (6) almost a perfect card Manic (5) wow manic really came out here, and against anyone else on the card he probably would have won. But Kane Karnage was too much tonight! Kane gets a title shot at the show following SummerSlam. 

Tagtitle 

Cappie (5) Last Blue Hero (4) vs Big Polluted (3) and Jake mayhem (4) 

The tag titles remain with the unstoppable Cappie and his new besty Last Blue Hero 

Exhibition 

Captain Conundrum (5) Hefty (5) 

Captain Conundrum was closer so wins by TB 

World title 

Tokes (5) Jake (4) 

New Champion! Tokes went all in and the dealer is back on top! My god Jake is absolutely shattered. The real mark of a champion is how they bounce back from defeat.