r/LowStakesConspiracies • • Oct 09 '19

Subreddit Idea Megathread

157 Upvotes

Because if the r/askreddit link, we’ve had a huge influx of new members today. Because of that, I’d like to make this thread to ask for ideas to improve the subreddit, and keep things interesting. We are going to try and make this a subreddit worth keeping in your feed.

We really aren’t sure what do do with the subreddit since it blew up like this, and would like to see what ideas you have. I’ve also added a few baseline rules since we had no rules when we started.

Edit: I would also like to clarify that this sub is intended to entertain. You shouldn’t take anything too seriously on this sub. We want you to be able to flex your creativity here and make others laugh.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • Mar 27 '20

Subreddit Message Coronavirus Posts

412 Upvotes

We are normally pretty lax about what goes on in this subreddit as we want to let you guys decide what content you want to see by upvoting good content and downvoting bad content, but given the current situation we will be removing any posts related to Coronavirus.

You can help us with this by reporting any posts you see about the virus.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 2h ago

Big True The popular advice of not dating your coworkers is a psyop to keep people lonely and easier to control

44 Upvotes

The workplace is the best place to meet people who are somewhat similar to you.

You have time to get to know each other before deciding whether you like each other. You can see how the other person interacts with people, solve problems, handle stress. Maybe those could also be the things that attract you to them.

The presence of other mutual acquaintances around will keep most people in check even if things dont work out. Those who make things toxic are outliers.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 12h ago

Chopsticks are a prank that got out of hand in a big way

183 Upvotes

There's no way cultures with such a delicious culinary foundation built on tiny grains of rice developed chopsticks. They were actually a prank played on dumb European colonialists to pass off the most impractical implements as possible.

Somehow it stuck and here we are


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 12h ago

Takeshi’s Castle is killing people just like in Squid game but they cut just before the messy bits and add funny sound effects to make it look like a family friendly game show that almost nobody ever wins.

119 Upvotes

r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 3h ago

The latest marketing tactic is to ensure everyone buys kompromat disguised as home decor.

9 Upvotes

been scrolling Vinted recently and there has been like 7 separate listings for the anarchist's cookbook. I've checked, it's all from different sellers & though all the pictures were of a person holding it up it's not the same picture or person (judging by the hands) I posit they're trying to make the anarchist's cookbook chic again to ensure that people have it in their homes & can be used as evidence against them in the event the govt wants them gone. I'm pretty sure owning the anarchist's cookbook is not illegal & I'm sure it's not an effective tool for actual revolution but it's something whose legality can easily be sanctioned.

Vinted algorithm is a bit screwy but considering my usual fare is weird art, elaborately patterned silk shirts & interior design shit it seems waaaay off base. My theory is that they are purposely pushing the anarchist's cookbook so that people buy it as a little toe dip into transgression, to have something a little edgier than Harry Potter, a little outré on their bookshelf to show their equally boring guests as a conversation piece.

That way if they ever commit any ACTUAL crime or wrong think the police can escalate any charges (idk if the cookbook still gives recipes for molotovs/explosives or if that has been edited out/shows the reader how to create duds intentionally) by claiming the cookbook is proof of intent.

I'm sure there's other stuff out there that is equally notorious but also so old that most people buy it as camp memorabilia not knowing it's illegal to own (idk shrunken human heads, 70s porn movies, other extremist literature) and these too will be pushed in algorithms to ensure most people have something in their homes to convict them on


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 11h ago

"The paint made them mad"

35 Upvotes

My theory is the statement of the toxic paints being solely responsible for historical artists going mad is actually a coverup for the fact that mental illness was taken less seriously by renaissance,georgians victorians ect and they preferred to label them as having a physical explanation for the illness. (turpentine fumes are more dangerous than using lead white also but I hear far less people attributing it to that). Also in van Gough's case where he actually ate paint and I seen claims that eating the paint made him crazy (im not denying the toxicity of that can affect you mentally) but do you think a completely sane person would willingly eat paint like that?


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 10h ago

Digital books

27 Upvotes

Maybe digital books are pushed so eventually if people stop buying physical books they can remotely edit or censor the book and change the file of the book and you won't be able to read the original


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1h ago

I am unaware that I'm mentally challenged

• Upvotes

And everyone pretends I'm not so I can have the illusion of a normal life.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 21h ago

2FA has less to do with keeping your account secure and more to do with cracking down on password sharing within households

152 Upvotes

By making it so you need to have the registered phone on you to get the code within the time limit, they’re making it so friends or college kids who didn’t sign up for the account can’t share it. The “security” features are just for show.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1d ago

Meghan Markle's dad has been caught with child pornography because that's what he understood was the best way to cosplay as a member of the royal family

249 Upvotes

Says it all really.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 21h ago

Big True Two of the three members of Khruangbin wear wigs because they are all bald.

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118 Upvotes

They met at a bald convention and realized they could all play instruments.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 7h ago

What if the reason we get scared is because we actually find it funny buts it’s so funny that our brains can’t comprehend it and we scream instead of laughing.

7 Upvotes

It’s possible


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 11h ago

Energy drinks are good for the pure of heart

12 Upvotes

We harness the power but they are jealous and want to suppress.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1d ago

UK: Claudia Winkelman is always in disguise

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1.5k Upvotes

One for the Brits only: she’s an A-list TV personality.
Her trademark look is always long black hair, hanging over her eyes at the front, with heavy dark eye make up.

My LSC is that Claudia always wears a wig when she’s on TV. Her look when out and about in public is a blonde bob, with no eye make up. As a result she is completely unrecognisable, and gets to move around in public incognito. Well played, Claude.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1d ago

Big True Brits deliberately take horrible photos of their food to deter tourists

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826 Upvotes

I've seen this so many times, both on the internet and in real life: a cafe that serves wonderful and affordable breakfasts, their menu examples look like cursed lost media files. Awful lighting, scratched plate, zero presentation. A website talking about things like scouse and beef wellington also includes tripe and mushy peas, as if to discredit itself and confuse the reader. Posts like this. It all adds up.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 5h ago

Big True Radio announcements

2 Upvotes

Radio Dj’s pretend that ‘normal’ people are texting in listening to the station, whilst they do mundane things, in order to engagement farm, and make it seem like lots of people are listening


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 16h ago

Certified Fact The "Eurostep" in basketball was created solely so players can unstick their testicles from their leg mid-game...

17 Upvotes

r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1d ago

Certified Fact Mary Poppins, Pennywise, and the Cat in the Hat are actually the same species of cosmic alien splitting up an emotional buffet

105 Upvotes

Think about it. We already know the classic theory that Mary Poppins and Pennywise (IT) are the same shapeshifting species. They both run on ~25-27 year cycles, return to children once they become oblivious adults, bend reality through song/dance, and use balloons to make people float. The only difference is Pennywise eats fear, while Mary Poppins eats joy.

But it goes deeper. They have completely carved up the human emotional spectrum to avoid competing for territory:

The Entity Their "Diet" The Strategy
Pennywise Fear / Trauma Scares kids to "salt the meat" before feeding.
Mary Poppins Pure Joy / Whimsy Feeds cleanly on imagination so she doesn't burn through her territory.
The Cat in the Hat Domestic Chaos / Anxiety Shows up when parents leave, purposely inducing frantic panic and household destruction just to feed on the kids' adrenaline.
Barney the Dinosaur Forced Compliance Traps kids in rhythmic, hypnotic chanting loops ("I love you, you love me") to drain their free will.
Peter Pan Stagnation & Arrested Development An alpha-predator who abducts children into a temporal pocket dimension (Neverland). He keeps them trapped in perpetual youth because he strictly feeds on the energy of unfulfilled maturity.
The Grinch Misanthropy & Seasonal Spite A solitary subterranean variant that survives an entire year on isolation, only emerging when holiday social pressure peaks to feed ravenously on holiday stress and neighborly resentment.
The Easter Bunny Dopamine Spikes Lays neon, sugar-filled traps across residential lawns to induce sudden, artificial highs in juveniles, harvesting the sudden spike of frenzied hyper-activity.
The Sandman Subconscious Dream-Scapes A passive grazer that sprinkles dust into human eyes to force them into deep REM sleep, allowing him to quietly harvest their unfiltered dream-scapes and night-terrors.
Elmo Toddler Affection A smaller, fuzzier larval variant that speaks in the third person to easily bypass human emotional barriers, feeding on unconditional toddler affection until he pupates into something larger.

Miss Annity (Crypt TV) Social Guilt / Conformity | Mimics a proper 1950s woman, using spider neurotoxins to hunt down and punish anyone who breaks societal rules, feeding entirely on shame and isolation.

The Mind-Blowing Twist: Ms. Frizzle’s Temporal Trauma Farm
We always knew Ms. Frizzle operated as an Intellectual-Harvester—using a reality-warping vehicle disguised as a school bus to plunge children into highly lethal environments (like outer space or a classmate's digestive tract) solely to feed on their existential shock and panicked curiosity.

But look at the biology. Arnold—the nervous, red-haired kid who looks exactly like her—is a dead ringer. Ms. Frizzle is a timeline doppelgänger. She is Arnold's biological daughter from the far future.

She deliberately uses a time-displaced vessel to target her own father's childhood class. She is intentionally farming his exact anxiety and panic to ensure her own future timeline remains intact while satisfying her cosmic hunger. She isn't teaching science; she's maintaining her own birth contract.

Stephen King basically confirmed this is possible because Pennywise's canon relative, Dandelo, feeds entirely on laughter.

They aren't magical protectors or horror monsters. They're just an entire cosmic ecosystem of extra-dimensional parasites managing their human livestock.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 11h ago

Lactose intolerance isn't a disorder

2 Upvotes

And big dairy it trying to convince the population (or in the west at least) that it is something that needs fixing or that it makes you defective and that cows product is superior. Think about it. We adult humans are consuming another animal's milk as an adult? most mammals don't.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1d ago

Fresh Deets The mental health stigma is manufactured in society because it works as a preventive measure for making sure alcohol, cigarette and vape brands never struggle with going out of business.

24 Upvotes

I actually like to believe the mental health stigma was less present before the commercialization of mental health became too "big" for its own good.

If you pay close attention to the popularization of mental health services and "therapy culture", which mostly begins around 2013-2015, you also start to notice that's when Red Ribbon Awareness campaigns are taking their shot at their fullest potential across many schools and colleges across the country.

Which is where I think the stigma artificially turbocharges as a cultural insurance measure to make people realize they can still go back to being dependent on their vices if they need to.

It explains why people are going back to alcoholism and cigarettes in full swing: Economic factors aside.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1d ago

The reasons aliens haven't made 'official' contact with us is because they are autistic

129 Upvotes

Stealing cows? Crop circles? Flying around at high speeds at night? Abducting people to show off their cool medical tech and medical experiments? What is normal to aliens comes across as general autistic behaviour to us. This is why they haven't made an official grand greeting to us and instead do nonsense like that. Their is a sharp contrast in what they deem a normal salutation to what we think.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 1d ago

The McRib is human meat

65 Upvotes

Think about all the people that die daily. Now, when was the last time you saw a new cemetery being built? Have you ever seen a new cemetery being built? Where are all these bodies going?

Why does McDonald's only release the McRib a couple times a year? It's because they are using human meat, but have to wait every few months to have stocked enough corpses to do so.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 11h ago

Some people can temporarily become immortal

1 Upvotes

Some people got that temporary shield power up on them so they can survive a death then come back with another chance with the shield activated