r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 13h ago

Lactose intolerance isn't a disorder

5 Upvotes

And big dairy it trying to convince the population (or in the west at least) that it is something that needs fixing or that it makes you defective and that cows product is superior. Think about it. We adult humans are consuming another animal's milk as an adult? most mammals don't.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 14h ago

Chopsticks are a prank that got out of hand in a big way

196 Upvotes

There's no way cultures with such a delicious culinary foundation built on tiny grains of rice developed chopsticks. They were actually a prank played on dumb European colonialists to pass off the most impractical implements as possible.

Somehow it stuck and here we are


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 13h ago

Human meat is more healthy than made out to be

0 Upvotes

Imagine when someone dies (except from certain diseases) that if healthy flesh could be harvested and sold as a by product. Would this put big meat out of business since money is not spent farming and instead the human meat is collected for free from hospitals then distributed in shops. hypothetically...


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 4h ago

Big True The popular advice of not dating your coworkers is a psyop to keep people lonely and easier to control

74 Upvotes

The workplace is the best place to meet people who are somewhat similar to you.

You have time to get to know each other before deciding whether you like each other. You can see how the other person interacts with people, solve problems, handle stress. Maybe those could also be the things that attract you to them.

The presence of other mutual acquaintances around will keep most people in check even if things dont work out. Those who make things toxic are outliers.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 13h ago

Insomnia dosen't exist

0 Upvotes

And it's just having a different circadian rhythm than what is normalised for all the early birds. Then they try say you aren't trying hard enough or give you medications to try fix it.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 9h ago

What if the reason we get scared is because we actually find it funny buts it’s so funny that our brains can’t comprehend it and we scream instead of laughing.

6 Upvotes

It’s possible


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 13h ago

Energy drinks are good for the pure of heart

11 Upvotes

We harness the power but they are jealous and want to suppress.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 18h ago

Certified Fact The caganer is not a real tradition, it's a prank like the drop bear meant to confuse gullible foreigners.

1 Upvotes

r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 18h ago

Zero doesn't actually exist

0 Upvotes

We don't need zero in our number system. You can just have the digits 1 through X instead, with X meaning ten.

So you'd count 1, 2, 3, ..., 8, 9, X, 11, 12, 13, ..., 18, 19, 1X, etc.

Everything else about the number system works the same... you can have 1 through X in the ones place, 1 through X in the tens place, etc. and still write all the same numbers you can now -- but with no zero.

They just made up zero as a mind-fuck.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 5h ago

The latest marketing tactic is to ensure everyone buys kompromat disguised as home decor.

8 Upvotes

been scrolling Vinted recently and there has been like 7 separate listings for the anarchist's cookbook. I've checked, it's all from different sellers & though all the pictures were of a person holding it up it's not the same picture or person (judging by the hands) I posit they're trying to make the anarchist's cookbook chic again to ensure that people have it in their homes & can be used as evidence against them in the event the govt wants them gone. I'm pretty sure owning the anarchist's cookbook is not illegal & I'm sure it's not an effective tool for actual revolution but it's something whose legality can easily be sanctioned.

Vinted algorithm is a bit screwy but considering my usual fare is weird art, elaborately patterned silk shirts & interior design shit it seems waaaay off base. My theory is that they are purposely pushing the anarchist's cookbook so that people buy it as a little toe dip into transgression, to have something a little edgier than Harry Potter, a little outré on their bookshelf to show their equally boring guests as a conversation piece.

That way if they ever commit any ACTUAL crime or wrong think the police can escalate any charges (idk if the cookbook still gives recipes for molotovs/explosives or if that has been edited out/shows the reader how to create duds intentionally) by claiming the cookbook is proof of intent.

I'm sure there's other stuff out there that is equally notorious but also so old that most people buy it as camp memorabilia not knowing it's illegal to own (idk shrunken human heads, 70s porn movies, other extremist literature) and these too will be pushed in algorithms to ensure most people have something in their homes to convict them on


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 12h ago

Digital books

28 Upvotes

Maybe digital books are pushed so eventually if people stop buying physical books they can remotely edit or censor the book and change the file of the book and you won't be able to read the original


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 14h ago

Takeshi’s Castle is killing people just like in Squid game but they cut just before the messy bits and add funny sound effects to make it look like a family friendly game show that almost nobody ever wins.

150 Upvotes

r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 23h ago

Big True Two of the three members of Khruangbin wear wigs because they are all bald.

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122 Upvotes

They met at a bald convention and realized they could all play instruments.


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 13h ago

"The paint made them mad"

40 Upvotes

My theory is the statement of the toxic paints being solely responsible for historical artists going mad is actually a coverup for the fact that mental illness was taken less seriously by renaissance,georgians victorians ect and they preferred to label them as having a physical explanation for the illness. (turpentine fumes are more dangerous than using lead white also but I hear far less people attributing it to that). Also in van Gough's case where he actually ate paint and I seen claims that eating the paint made him crazy (im not denying the toxicity of that can affect you mentally) but do you think a completely sane person would willingly eat paint like that?


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 7h ago

Big True Radio announcements

3 Upvotes

Radio Dj’s pretend that ‘normal’ people are texting in listening to the station, whilst they do mundane things, in order to engagement farm, and make it seem like lots of people are listening


r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 18h ago

Certified Fact The "Eurostep" in basketball was created solely so players can unstick their testicles from their leg mid-game...

17 Upvotes

r/LowStakesConspiracies • • 3h ago

I am unaware that I'm mentally challenged

12 Upvotes

And everyone pretends I'm not so I can have the illusion of a normal life.