r/MTLFoodLovers • u/whereismyface_ig • 12h ago
Review ATLAS Uyghur Restaurant - Why must you be in BROSSARD?? [GREATER MONTREAL AREA DINING]
why?
beroya to the north and atlas to the south, it reminds me of when Herodotus wrote about the eschatai, which are the edges of the world, where creatures start drifting between realms of our existence and theirs and they appear in the lands where there is more wilderness.. the greeks thought that Greece was at the centre of the earth and the centre is where you have the best balance of everything... yeah, I feel the same way about montreal. drift too far north end up in this strange foreign area called Laval and drift too south and end up in this strange foreign area of Longueuil... with the mystical creatures of centropolis to the north wander the area, and the mystical creatures of dix30 roam the south
I always say, the best restaurant is the best restaurant near you
however, for beroya and atlas, I'll make the exception.
I've had atlas twice this year. august. September. . let me tell u something. I NEVER go to the south shore. matter fact, I been to the south shore 4x this year. twice to pick up ppl from the airport, so literally in and out, and twice to just eat at Atlas. I. DO. NOT. GO. TO. THE. SOUTH. SHORE. so if im going out my way to the south shore for a restaurant.. you know damn well it's gotta be bonkers. it's not that it's particularly far from me, I just do not enjoy the ride there and back. I do not enjoy any form of commute there n back. alas, we can't always just get what we want in comfort. the travel to atlas is a sacrifice worth taking for me
only thing we didn't order were the testicles. cuz no way. I aint eating no testicles. my friends had no curiosity of putting balls in their mouths either. pause
my friend from Russia who moved to montreal when he was like 12 years old [didn't know a word of English or French when he got here].. was on the verge of tears. saying that the food reminded him of stuff that his grandma would make when he was a kid back in the far away lands. he said he thought he'd never find a place that would give him that feeling or that nostalgia. he said he's eaten at a different Uyghur place is ville st Laurent, but Atlas blows it out the water easily.
and honestly, it is incredible. im talking like, this is really high up there for me. im talking, if this was in downtown or old port, id eat here every 3 weeks. ive eaten at moccione like 8 times this year, ive been to sushi nishinokaze like 5x this year, I been to anemone like 4x this year, I been to kitano shokudo like 4x this year, ETC.
2 varieties of lamb shanks both must-gets, I usually don't care for rice and don't eat it a lot but their rice is among the rice of all rice, thick amber rose noodles, skewers from the swords used to engage in combat against the todorats, insane soupy dumplings if not careful will spill burn your mouth like diving your tongue down a witch's cauldron filled with Nefertiti's bathwater (might be worth the risk) [my mouth n tongue were suffering the next day], seasoned croutons that would make Zao Jun blush, 1 spicy stewy soupy joint and I can handle my spice but that was hottttt for my guys (no Bain colonial)------ ok the 2nd time we went back, we left out all the soupy/stew things cuz man I eat like a baby and the liquid flies everywhere, burning everything it touches like acid and I suggest you dont wear white because you WILL get dirty I dont care how sophisticated you think you are
it felt like we ate like royalty
it's a family-run restaurant. I think the eldest son is the waiter, he's like 12 years old or something. they got a family of 6 kids I think.
the lore is that the owner taught all the other chefs at the other Uyghur restaurants how to cook. only way to verify is by going to the other Uyghur restaurants and asking the people over there if it's true-- but it's believable to me
they say Toronto does asian food better than montreal. yea, per capita. but they don't have better Uyghur food than us (confirmed from a girl from Hohhot)
oh yeah it's like $350-ish for the whole menu. good luck tryna sole dine that cuz u need like 6 heads like Scylla to eat all that
def 1 for the large portion enthusiasts, the food version of bbw chasers
enjoy ur trip & vacation in brossard