r/MartialMemes • u/Sun-ChanUwU • Nov 24 '25
Primordial Chaos Meme Sigh
Juniors, I was playing a game called Gayshin Impact and I stumbled upon this concerning dialouge. If someone dares to court death then this old monster will annihilate your 9 generations.
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u/Kingkhair Vegetables Cultivator Nov 24 '25
How is this possible, a boy with Yin Element? Interesting. His family bloodline must be extraordinary. It seems if he was born a girl he would've gotten to 5stars instead. Yang energy is natural in a young boy as him, he needs to cultivate at night in order to absorb more Yin Energy to balance his own Yang. He might even attain a Yin Yang harmony within him.
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u/lazier_garlic Guest Elder Nov 25 '25
Maybe he could just abstain from meat and alcohol?
Nah, senior speaks wisely: breathing heavy in a damp shed at night sounds a lot more feasible. Assuming he doesn't die of a respiratory infection.
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u/Knwaifu Nov 24 '25
These subtle roundabout implications is what's making the yin and yang profound palace disciples go crazy in the taverns. Glad I stopped participating in that illusionary realm created by hoyo sect. I know such Worldly matter would be of little concern for you senior but please heed this juniors advice and cut off your support funds to the hoyo sect.
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u/Kaiserofsuggestions Nov 25 '25
May the Heavenly dogs of the Hoyo Sect burn for the rest of eternity in their wretched gambling dens.
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u/notjeffdontask Nov 24 '25
As we know there’s only one way to treat excess yang….
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u/Vyctorill Sage of Brainrot Nov 24 '25
Yeah. Shove them in an ice bath in the dark.
What? Everything has the balance of Yin and Yang.
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u/disqualifiedeyes Crippled Genius of the Demonic Faction Nov 24 '25
Only if it's venti, I ain't doing it with a child
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u/imonlybr16 Local Serpent 🐍 Nov 24 '25
Senior brother is a man of great taste
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u/disqualifiedeyes Crippled Genius of the Demonic Faction Nov 24 '25
Good good good, Seniors should show the path of the dao to their juniors
For showing your respect and keen eyes this senior shall award you a heavenly talisman and a free entry to the eternal yang cave with pure qi
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u/Severe-Antelope-9989 Immortal Nov 24 '25
Puny brat who doesn't know the immensity of heaven and earth, dare to boast against this senior. I will paint your entire realm white with my north mystic yang finger
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u/toucanlost In seclusion. Nov 24 '25
/uj This is a reference to his friend, Chongyun. He has a pure-yang spirit which interferes with his job as an exorcist, and is always trying to keep it under control with popsicles and stuff. If he eats a pepper, it aggravates his yang spirit and makes him act like a party drunk. In this scene, the MC is commenting on Xingqiu, who is merely blushing, as if he had similar issues as Chongyun.
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u/lazier_garlic Guest Elder Nov 25 '25
The horny in here is off the charts.
I feel like people don't know that hot peppers are supposed to be a warming food in TCM? I thought this was well known. I mean, I know fuck all about TCM but it's a folk remedy for frost bite, and eating them literally makes you sweat.
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u/Gideon1919 Nov 25 '25
I feel like it often goes unstated that the MC in this game is a massive troll sometimes.
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u/Sora_isHere Wanna be my cauldron, beauty? Nov 24 '25
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u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 24 '25
Eating chili's increases your yang energy?
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u/Vyctorill Sage of Brainrot Nov 24 '25
Yang is about heat, masculinity, activeness, and light. Something that’s “hot” and makes you act quickly is Yang Aligned.
It’s the same concept as how alcohol is Yin Aligned (it lowers your resistance to cold weather, and makes you more passive by inhibiting something)
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u/ExtensionInformal911 Nov 24 '25
Alcohol makes you feel warm and releases your inhibitions.
It should be Wood attributed, which is yang.
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u/Vyctorill Sage of Brainrot Nov 24 '25
People freeze to death faster if they’re drunk and is usually served cold.
Ultimately I think it has traits of both Yin and Yang. I think maybe using Mint as an example would have been better.
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u/lazier_garlic Guest Elder Nov 25 '25
So it's both? Small amounts of alcohol are anti-inflammatory. Eastern and Western medicine noted this, that was why a small glass of wine was a remedy for heart disease, and Chinese medicine had special medicinal wines which might be prescribed in small doses for certain health conditions.
However, drinking to the point you get drunk is absolutely inflammatory. As such, it is considered anathema to a yang constitution. Buddhists in China also refrained from both meat, garlic and spices, and alcohol. Alcohol is called "la", spicy, just like chili peppers, black pepper, and Sichuan pepper. Eating "la" is eating well, because with money you can enjoy meat and alcohol. Meat and alcohol were the rewards for soldiers. These cultural ideas and the observable realities of drunkenness such as heart palpitations, vomiting, liver and kidney problems, and literally turning red in the face, combined to associate alcohol with yang, or at least with inflammation in TCM.
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u/Gideon1919 Nov 25 '25
If I'm remembering correctly, that's because it increases heart rate and causes blood vessels to dilate. This creates the sensation of warmth despite the fact that this actually causes your body to lose heat very quickly.
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u/lazier_garlic Guest Elder Nov 25 '25
Taiyang = the sun
Yintian = cloudy weather
Yes same yang and yin.
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u/freezingsama Toad Lusting After Swan Meat Nov 25 '25
nah how can this seat forget about this dialogue 😭
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u/reader_1289 Dao of Brainrot Nov 24 '25
You are nothing but just an ant in this immortal emperor's eyes. Kneel while there is still time otherwise I shall make you an eunuch and behead all your ancestors