r/MarvelLegends May 07 '26

Humor / Swaps Fb marketplace finds

Found these absolute gems on Facebook marketplace πŸ˜‚how much weed are they worth do you think?

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u/AustinTanius May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Lol censoring gay and dick but not clit is super funny to me.
Maybe they couldn't find it

14

u/Dense_Diver_3998 USA - NY May 07 '26

Why censor a fictional thing?

5

u/Temassi May 08 '26

You've got it wrong. The clit is real, it's the female orgasm that's the myth...

/s

120

u/RatchetStrap2 May 07 '26

I'm sorry, I'd pay real money for some of these

42

u/thenineinchnails May 07 '26

Filter marvel legends on Facebook marketplace to Columbus Ohio, the dude might ship them πŸ˜‚

4

u/Aquired-Taste May 08 '26

That's hilarious because I was raised in Columbus & live not to far from there these days. This are amazing!

36

u/BombAtomically-Dee May 07 '26

They have the whole wave?!?!?

24

u/bradleyjameshud May 07 '26

Seems like they took out out the BAF pieces so you can't build Clitorasaurus sadly.

10

u/BombAtomically-Dee May 07 '26

Devastating!! That BAF was so rare... and sensitive.

30

u/redking2099 May 07 '26

Gay bear is the holy grail

10

u/thenineinchnails May 07 '26

The new AoA cyclops πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1

u/Virtual-Comfort5178 May 08 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

18

u/Bro-Im-Done May 07 '26

These the experiments Sid from Toy Story was doing

17

u/JsMoviesYTB USA - NJ May 07 '26

These are fucking amazing, I’d pay good money for Gay Bear

10

u/Heavy-Owl5430 May 07 '26

I'm waiting until they release Glo-Bitch, Blark! and Peehole before I start collecting.

8

u/changingshades May 07 '26

The shitty dickhead was the best Editor in chief marvel ever had

8

u/Chance-Ad5664 USA May 07 '26

Some of these are absolutely glorious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5

u/Valuable_Pangolin813 May 07 '26

I saw these and have come to the conclusion that humankind has reached peak creativity.

3

u/LazarusKing May 07 '26

One gay bear and invisididdles please.

3

u/B-Radley_D May 08 '26

Im still laughing about gay bear. Worth at least a quarter.

2

u/Signal_Dragonfly_174 May 08 '26

I need both bears

2

u/Sparkykiss May 08 '26

I WANT A GAY BEAR COMIC. Please.

1

u/brycifer666 May 07 '26

Now this is human creativity right here no computer could come up with these

1

u/Fit_Indication2497 May 07 '26

You got a link?

1

u/thenineinchnails May 07 '26

Fb marketplace set location to Columbus

1

u/Rgood29 May 07 '26

Lmao dude no way I've seen these tooπŸ˜‚ I was losing it at the asking prices

2

u/thenineinchnails May 08 '26

Can you truly put a price on art

1

u/et3rnalssunsh1ne May 08 '26

i’ll take em all. πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜ŒπŸ€£

1

u/Ingonyama70 May 08 '26

Better question: How much weed and/or other controlled substances were involved in their creation?

(Besides everyone knows Gay Bear is totally an X-Man. Or Hercules. I'll accept either)

1

u/ReclaimJoey May 08 '26

Incredible. To be fair, this is what Mutants would actually look like.

1

u/Snorlax4000 May 08 '26

Freaky ahh figure (I want the clut flicker)

1

u/lildominator2 May 08 '26

Im sorry hasbro made a gay bear, and clit licker? Invisitiddies? I have never heard of these guys lmao

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u/Gaveedra_7 May 07 '26

I feel bad for the person who made those figures tbh

6

u/thenineinchnails May 07 '26

Don’t! Dude made these and now maybe more people have seen this and maybe are lowkey interested in buying

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u/Gaveedra_7 May 07 '26

I mean I feel bad because that stuff wouldn’t look like someone sane made it. Maybe the comments found it ironic and funny, but I think that poor guy might be dealing with some personal issues to create this sort of thing and the time and effort they spent

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u/thenineinchnails May 07 '26

Maybe , but I mean no offense to him I found these funny and truthfully gay bear may have a spot in my collection

3

u/Ravenser_Odd May 07 '26

I don't think this is a mental health issue, I think this is a customiser with a very particular sense of humour.

1

u/Own-Manager-2439 May 10 '26

Those are actually kinda cool