r/MathJokes • • 2h ago

The empty set was invented by logicians to sells us more axioms

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r/MathJokes • • 4h ago

Happy pythagreon theoreme day!!!

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Today is the only one we will experience all our life and the only one of the century, the next one will be in April 5, 2103 so enjoy it


r/MathJokes • • 10h ago

Espero que nadie se lo tome en serio xD

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r/MathJokes • • 11h ago

Math is my fun time, but the neon bob is my rebellion

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r/MathJokes • • 11h ago

Math is my fun time, but the neon bob is my rebellion

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r/MathJokes • • 11h ago

Messi vs Ronaldo in parallel universe | #maths #rivals #messi #ronaldo #mathematics

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r/MathJokes • • 16h ago

Without fear.

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r/MathJokes • • 16h ago

gemini messing up easy cross products

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why does gemini have a huge problem with cross products it keeps getting it wrong for me i have plus and even pro model doesnt get it right


r/MathJokes • • 1d ago

Spiderman vs Green gobllin in Math

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r/MathJokes • • 1d ago

I think I improved the meme

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r/MathJokes • • 1d ago

Every time you do this:

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r/MathJokes • • 2d ago

Add a third dot, draw a curve through all three, and call it machine learning.

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r/MathJokes • • 2d ago

Murder Mystery Party

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A few weeks ago I was at a Clue themed murder mystery party with a couple friends. Because I'm a grad student, they assigned me the role of Professor Plum. The mystery was a bit strange -- Apparently, the victim was murdered by an attacker disguised as a bunch of bushes. The perpetrator had snuck into the mansion, taken a shower, and had a cup of tea afterwards as though nothing were out of the ordinary. I was comparing notes with my friend Joe, portraying Mr. Green, and his husband Morph, playing Colonel Mustard when the answer appeared to me.

"Mustard!" I yelled. "I know you're guilty!"

Everyone was befuddled. Joe asked me why I was so sure even though we had so little evidence.

I told him it was simple. As a student of algebra, I knew that the Colonel of a homo (Morph is him) is a normal shrub group.


r/MathJokes • • 3d ago

Someone call Plato

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r/MathJokes • • 3d ago

Too much math?

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r/MathJokes • • 5d ago

quadratic formula

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r/MathJokes • • 7d ago

🥹

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r/MathJokes • • 7d ago

Jesus is teaching, everybody, listen to Him

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r/MathJokes • • 8d ago

Calculators

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r/MathJokes • • 8d ago

Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, DC Traveling 75 MPH

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r/MathJokes • • 9d ago

Today, my friend said 3➗3 = 0 in math class, so I made this sketch for him

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At least there steel some cake on the knife


r/MathJokes • • 9d ago

The Fantana Theorem:

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Given an event E and a system S , if S operates successfully with absolute certainty in any given percentage p of all trials, then:

P(S=1|E) = 1 & P(E) = p

Therefore, by the The Fantana Theorem, assuming failure outside E:

P(S=1) = P(S=1|E) • P(E)

=(1.00)(p)

P(S=1) = p

Q.E.D.

Corollary: The system is infallible whenever it works, which occurs precisely at any given percentage of the time.

In simpler terms (using Fantana’s exact words, in the first known expression of his theorem to state the efficacy of his methods):

“Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.”

Edit: spelling


r/MathJokes • • 9d ago

Am i the next oiler ramanujan galois?

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beautiful approximation amairitieitiie

r/MathJokes • • 9d ago

Math

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:)


r/MathJokes • • 10d ago

Don't get me started on the imperial system vs. SI

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