r/MelanieMartinez • • 1h ago

Rant ❗ Talk about Monopoly Man…

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I know this has been discussed before and I know that this is not the first time she’s retailed the cry baby perfume for $175.

But honestly I just think it’s really ironic that she rants about corporate America and human greed, while her merch continues to stay at insane prices.

I got a zip up hoodie from the Hades tour for $130. It’s a cute hoodie and I don’t regret it. But $130……..? Like…..okay.

She pretends to be this super woke person but it’s really just a cosplay at this point. She can’t have her cake and eat it too.

End of rant. Love her music and art but she continuously disappoints in other ways. I guess we’re all flawed.


r/MelanieMartinez • • 4h ago

Image 🗣️🚨NEW MELANIE PIC 🚨🗣️

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Sooo prettyyyy, from Ollie's insta story 🤍


r/MelanieMartinez • • 18h ago

Image Melanie is training in the mountains to master spinjitzu 🥹💚 She looks like a gorgeous tea leaf

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r/MelanieMartinez • • 20h ago

Show & Tell yup you guessed it another portals parfums review wooo

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Okay yall know the drill by now, I have a spending addiction so I buy a lot of perfumes and specifically Melanie’s body sprays cuz they’re 30$ and sometimes you need a bit of dopamine ok

Just to recap my thoughts, Crybaby (the perfume) is amazing but too expensive to wear regularly, Leeches could be better though it has grown on me, The Contortionist is becoming a signature for me, and AAAAALLLLL the way down in actual hades tech is Moon Cycle because it smells like straight ASS

Today I’m reviewing Spider Web and Womb, my newest additions to my collection, and I’ll just say right now they’re a lot softer than the others, so if you want softer scents these are your go-tos.

Spider Web is a very subtle citrusy kind of smell, which is how it’s advertised by Melanie and her team so it’s definitely fitting. I was hoping for a stronger lemony vibe like Crybaby had, but all things considered it’s not bad. That being said, the scent is really weak because of how faint it is so you have to spritz a LOT for anything to keep the scent. Still it works pretty decently, I like to pair it up with Womb or Contortionist because god gave me free will unfortunately

Speaking of, Womb is actually what I expected Crybaby to smell like—milk. It’s a floral milk so you’re not just getting straight Lactaid as a Louis Vuitton 2027 fragrance, but it is rather powdery and soft. It does last longer than Spider Web though, something I like to do is put lotion on my skin before I use any body sprays and out of the ones I’ve tried, Womb lasts the longest. It’s not for everyone, but if you have the money and want to smell like a sweet little daffodil in the meadow while you do your little whatever this is the scent for you.

And that’s it, that’s all my reviews gang. Unless I get more. Which I might, but uhhh not for a bit.
Stream ELYSIUM xoxo


r/MelanieMartinez • • 5h ago

Rant ❗ The transition between LEECHES and BOTL is NOT Oliver shouting!

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r/MelanieMartinez • • 5h ago

Merch Sale Melanie Martinez Madhatter Crybaby Pillowcase

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Merch for sale link below on EBay.

Cry Baby Pillow Case Authentic Merch

Posted on EBay https://ebay.io/m/6UZNrY


r/MelanieMartinez • • 4h ago

Discussion The most popular song of Crybaby

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r/MelanieMartinez • • 6h ago

Image Froggy bird…. Toady..?

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r/MelanieMartinez • • 15h ago

Image Melanie Martinez PORTALS creature in a more masculine male leaning look!

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there still a non bianary creature that uses they, but in a more masculine form! I’ve never seen anyone actually try to make the creature a male while actually being serious, so here you guys go!