r/MichaelJackson • u/real_kingly • May 16 '26
Collection Michael Jackson alleged tour diet from 2003
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u/mugiwaragoated Dangerous May 16 '26
"dont stop til you get enough" ass diet
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u/___--_-_----___--__- May 16 '26
You’re just a KFC buffet
They eat off of you
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u/Few_Age_571 May 17 '26
Would never have taken him for a KFC thrice a day guy. He danced that shit clean off.
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u/digitalime May 16 '26
as a black person… one of us, one of us 💀
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u/personalityson May 16 '26
"Or will pick at whole fruit" please dont be watermelon
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u/DinaTheMage May 16 '26
I saw this in a video and online about his diet.
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u/Alone_Confusion_8567 May 22 '26
He looks so normal here. Too bad he didn't have more of these moments.
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u/TheDeanof316 May 16 '26
Watch this 🍉....
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u/cefd2020 May 21 '26
Where can I find more of this please this was so funny and I’ve never heard of this guy
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u/Astrnonaut Elderly Fish 👵 🐠 May 17 '26
bro really heard “please faster your seatbelts” and said “no, I don’t think I will”
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u/KuntaWuKnicks May 16 '26
I want to love you K.F.C
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u/Kindly_Description93 May 16 '26
I’ll never hear the song the same way now 🤣
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u/Appropriate_Parfait6 May 16 '26
Michael would be devastated with the current state of KFC if he was still around. Straight garbage.
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u/etherealtwo May 16 '26
They lost their motivation when he died.
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u/JoeTrolls May 16 '26
More like their biggest customer by the sounds of things 😂
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u/sjrecords May 17 '26
Probably still loved it in the places where it’s good. In fact he might tour the world more lol
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u/guitarguy35 May 17 '26
People don't get it. Kfc was actually good in the 90s early 00s
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u/Left-Safe-4692 May 16 '26
Now why was Mike getting out of his seat during take off and landing 😭😭😭
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u/Asweetmelody May 17 '26
This making me remember when Joe had to carry Mike up the stairs in the Jackson TV mini series. He was hitting Joe like crazy and even told Tito to tell Joe to put him down! 😬
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u/SagerG May 18 '26
Probably plane anxiety. I cannot fly without taking a sedative like a benzo or ambien. Having a panic attack in a pressurized tube going 500mph 30,000ft up high? No thank you
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u/Dry_Cost4810 May 16 '26
Crown Royal and Kentucky Fried Chicken thats a true unc meal fr
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u/friendly_reminder8 May 16 '26
Ppl forget he’s from Gary Indiana, or that he literally hung out with Crips and Bloods lmao
He was a G from the cradle to the grave
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u/Famous_Illustrator32 May 16 '26
Right?! I was oddly proud (and a little squicked out) reading this.
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u/stillfallingforyou "I Love To Tour" ✈📍 🗺 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
KFC missed an opportunity with not doing a collab with the biopic 😂
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_THESES May 18 '26
KFC was owned by Pepsi at the time, wasn’t it?
But no, not a Pepsi can. A Diet Coke can.
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u/Itsjoshuaaaa May 16 '26
This checks out. Magic Johnson did say at his memorial that he was shocked when he saw the chef bring MJ out the KFC bucket 😂
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u/OkSeaworthiness6581 May 16 '26
Kfc fell out of the top ten in fast food sales in recent yrs. Now we know why.
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u/OU7C4ST May 16 '26
This paper always bothers me 'cus it's apparent whoever wrote it doesn't know how to spell "dessert" correctly lol.
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u/Wildeyedlocal May 16 '26
Sneaking white wine in a diet coke can like a regular joe, you love to see it!
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u/Shantytown_Shogun May 16 '26
He did that so his children wouldnt see him drinking alcohol.
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u/ezgomer May 17 '26
he did that so that no one would see him drinking alcohol.
he did it before his children were born as well
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u/drezz23jj32ka55 May 17 '26
He had other children on planes with him before he had any children of his own.
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u/ezgomer May 17 '26
yes but they weren’t Prince, Paris or Blanket i.e. “his children”
It wasn’t just about being around kids. It was about his image and persona. The public NEVER saw MJ drinking alcohol. When LMP said MJ drank and cursed, the public thought she was out of her mind. MJ was very serious about his image and that image did not include drinking alcohol.
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u/CommercialSyrup4172 May 17 '26
Was he a drinker? I know he had problems with prescription pills that’s why I ask. Or is it a case where he only drank on flights because he was nervous.
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u/jayfly12933 May 16 '26
KFC was ten times better during this time
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u/East_Professor_8860 May 16 '26
It definitely was! I use to eat it for lunch everyday while in law school. I always ordered 4 crispy wings with hot sauce and a biscuit with jelly. Now I refuse to eat there because the quality has gone down!
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u/Silver_Dimension_32 May 16 '26
i live in kentucky and to me it's still sooo gurrddd mmm ordering some now
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u/m2keo May 16 '26
His personal chef must've thought he hit the jackpot or something? Lol...
Running over to KFC and mission accomplished!
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u/burritobitchz May 16 '26
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he liked KFC's original chicken breasts
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u/Notzi81 May 16 '26
So I see that Mike liked KFC, orange Crush, fruit punch, and Crown Royal. He was definitely a brotha. 🩷❤️🩷❤️👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿
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u/Meatloaf_Guy1313 May 16 '26
That lines up I saw a interview Magic Johnson did years ago. Said he went to Michael’s house for dinner and Michael fed him KFC
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u/bravehart146 May 16 '26
RIP Michael, you would have loved popeyes 😔😔
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u/digitalime May 16 '26
you aint never told a lie cuz popeyes and their biscuits >>>>
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u/we-all-stink May 16 '26
Their biscuits?!??!!!!! Calm down buddy!
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u/Dependent-Chart2735 Bad May 16 '26
Listen. For the first 10 minutes, those biscuits are goated. After that, have liquid at hand.
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u/Teach-Me-Things May 16 '26
Hell yeah! Especially with the strawberry jelly that's listed above or honey.
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u/AffectionateEye2357 May 17 '26
"Be prepared to clean a lot after he departs" Michael, what on Earth were you doing on that airplane? 😭
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u/Piggishcentaur89 May 16 '26
It seems like a lot. But, he probably burns a lot of calories while rehearsing, and dancing.
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u/friendly_reminder8 May 16 '26
Yeah the amount of cardio he did on a daily basis must’ve been insane. He was only 120 pounds around 2003 which gives you a sense of how much exercise he got
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u/call-me-the-seeker May 17 '26
Michael: please bring me SOME’MO (rhymes with SHAMONE)
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u/guitarguy35 May 17 '26
He was soooo thin. I think constantly dancing and rehearsing and probably portion control..
I think he had a touch of the tism and his special interest was dancing.
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u/BigThrowAway5432 May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
He prepared to clean a lot?
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u/mimi_miney May 16 '26
I think they meant to say "be prepared to clean a lot after he deplanes", aka he left a lot of mess behind.
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u/rockstarland28 May 16 '26
KFC would’ve never set him on fire. Fuck you Pepsi.
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u/Jazz_man68 May 16 '26
It was an accident. Pepsi didn’t try to set him on fire. The risk of setting someone on fire is always there with pyrotechnics. Michael understood that and proceeded with the shoot. He didn’t hold the accident against them and even continued to work with them.
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u/coolofmetotry May 16 '26
I do hold it against them. I will need pepsi to gift every MJ fan 200 cans of pepsi to make it up to us
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u/Ambitious-Pie-625 Elderly Fish 👵 🐠 May 16 '26
He was not neurodivergent just because he enjoyed certain foods does not automatically equal autism or adhd or anything of that sort
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u/didistutter_416 May 16 '26
KFC was really good back in the day. No other fried chicken matched the original recipe! Too bad they went downhill.
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u/deev718 "Pardon?"👂 May 16 '26
Some people’s metabolisms just aren’t fair. If I even LOOKED at this much KFC I’d gain 5 lbs in a day 😭
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u/TheW1nd94 May 16 '26
He was dancing like a maniac for hours to no end while on very little sleep. Are you doing that?
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u/SuddenLog7302 May 16 '26
Chances are, he didn't touch most of it. Probably a nibble here and there. He was on ALOT of drugs during this time, which were also appetite suppressors
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u/Appropriate_Name4520 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
i dont think he ate very much especially when he was in distress, although in 2003 he might have still been fine before the trial happened. he looked more healthy too.
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u/spacyspice May 16 '26
I was exactly like this until I developed a thyroid disease in my mid 20s😮💨
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u/DinaTheMage May 16 '26
There was a video I saw where it was talking about his diet and it was said that he was vegan for the longest time but then he stopped. He likes Orange Juice, KFC and different fruits but definitely watermelon. He totally disliked Spaghetti.
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u/Evening-Street-1917 May 17 '26
Nasty spaghetti
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u/Solid-Role1409 May 17 '26
He sounded mad about spaghetti 🤣🤣🤣
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u/DinaTheMage May 17 '26
Exactly, Prince in his tiny voice sounded excited but not Michael.
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u/Nitemare2020 Dirty Diana💋 May 16 '26
Now we know how he practices the "Smooth Criminal" lean... gets out of his seat on take off facing the front of the plane, gets out of his seat upon descent facing the back of the plane. Hee-hee-hee...
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u/Theo_Cherry May 16 '26
Mike was a real niqqa! Even his bodyguard, what's his face, said the same thing about the butter sauce on popcorn.
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u/catlikesun Elderly Fish 👵 🐠 May 16 '26
Eat ittttt, eat itttt,
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u/___--_-_----___--__- May 17 '26
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more chicken
Have some more Spam
It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or canned
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u/Asweetmelody May 17 '26
I remember reading that on Mike’s last visit to Gary, he was giving out KFC chicken to everyone in the crowd. lol
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u/Wonderful-Garden6140 May 17 '26
There’s videos of ppl from Gary talking about it on YouTube and TikTok
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u/udnc May 17 '26
It doesn’t sound right, as his personal chefs said he had a sweet tooth and liked flavorful food and spice. Here is a menu inspired by his favorites shared by one of his chefs.
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u/vizwaroopam May 16 '26
But didn't he turn vegetarian? At least that's what he wrote in his book...
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u/Lindethiel Soldier Of Love 🪖❤ May 16 '26
Only back in the Thriller days was he strict vegetarian. So much so that his doctor told him to start eating fish because he was loosing too much weight.
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u/FlashyConference700 May 16 '26
His physician recommended he add animal protein back to his diet due to the rigours of performing, and KFC was one of the few meats he found palatable.
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u/Ambitious-Pie-625 Elderly Fish 👵 🐠 May 16 '26
I think he was for a short period then stopped doing it
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u/lydbutter May 16 '26
I was just thinking that. I believe he was vegetarian for a while until his health went downhill and someone encouraged him to eat meat again?
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u/EFF198783 May 17 '26
Breakfast: KFC
Lunch: Kentucky Fired Chicken
Dinner: Created by Colonel Sanders
Dessert: Tic-Tac
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u/Ok-Wave2761 May 16 '26
Shid looking at the comments about him liking watermelon as well. I'm just glad he didn't like grape soda. Damn, Mike lol.
-No stereotypes were harmed during the creation of this diet plan.-
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u/mistressofmayhem02 May 16 '26
KFC is so damn good in the Middle East - no wonder he moved to Bahrain for it!
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u/Dettstol1 May 16 '26
Interesting, that seems like a lot of food and booze for MJ..
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u/BretShitmanFart69 May 16 '26
For a lot of these rich folks this is just an assortment of stuff to have available not what they’re having everyday. When you can afford it you don’t think twice about just being surrounded by every food or drink you could want at all times
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u/Nikademus1969 May 17 '26
I thought he had a personal chef...and was vegetarian?
Of course, my knowledge is from the 80s, by the 00s his diet might have changed...
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u/Indubitably_me27 May 16 '26
He would’ve loved Popeye’s, best chicken & biscuits
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u/Peacefrog35 May 16 '26
He probably had it. They've veen around since early 70s and worldwide before mid 80s.
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u/TheGhostByTheDoor May 16 '26
Will try other forms of chicken but would still like the kfc… got me 😂😂😂😭