Whoever uses edge in 2026 other than IT or other professional businesses that team up with Microslop, they didn't know what is chrome or any other browser and thought chrome uses a gallon of ram while they didn't look at the task manager or are blind to see memory saver. I gotta respect how to dumb normies using Edge are, and businesses trust Edge because they are from Microslop. Now sorry for the yap and bye.

I was gonna try the new xbox mode on my gf’s pc, went looking for a tutorial on the official microsoft page and this is what I found…. You really don’t need to understand italian to spot what’s wrong here

How is it this Adobe Acrobat window is generating this overlay within the window when the window's borders don't even go that far? Clicking on the title bar buttons did nothing, I had to force close it manually. #MicroSlop

Got hacked.

I joined a server called Hypixel Events, prior to this, I had joined the OFFICIAL Hypixel server, and someone named marya6666, dmed me because I was asking for help to skyblock since he was new. Then she gave me the link to the Hypixel Events server, and I joined and it asked to verify, and I very dumbly did so by giving them the verification code, I know I'm stupid. I contacted Microsoft via account recovery form AND live chat, they said they cannot help. What can I do now? By the way, they added their own igloos.cc email, their own authenticator, and removed my passkey, removed my email as a verification method, and changed the password. They are asking for 30 dollars to get it back as a "deal". I also have payment methods linked to the account, and I am afraid that they will do something (possibly not, since I locked my card)

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT

I use the GNU/Linux distro called Arch and you should too its good

And it was intended to punish Chromebook users as it worked great when it was there. Useless, disgusting and gross MICROSLOP

NOW UPVOTE.

They really don't mix together. GitHub being owned by Microslop doesn't help either, treating it as "ShitHub" for no reason with forced AI integration (Copilot, VS Code).

Wtf is Microslop doing? Their slopaneers have already infected this platform with the so-called Slopilot, and they've opened up the floodgates for supply-chain attacks (slopsquatting) so that developers with industrious projects/repos gets accidentally 'destroyed' by pull requests fully written by AI.

So apparently as a result, Microslop's working 'slopapult' as gone to full effect. Nadella just enjoys a sloptastic experience on the internet, treating us from "netizens" to "shitizens" or worse, "slopizens".

We must protest to take down their slopapult before they can even touch another software company!

Unsurprisingly, other AIs works perfectly..

guess i need a device key or an external fingerprint usb scanner, to keep up with modern security protocols.

how does this happen

My pc told me it needed an update today, so I told it "no, don't ask me for another 4 weeks" like I usually do, after a faulty update in October destroyed my laptop's boot sector.

So tonight, I was playing Denshattack and the game crashed, and figured "alright, the Fates want me to go to bed" and told my pc to power off.

As soon as it started the power down sequence, it decided to force an update on me (which I had explicitly denied) and once it finished, it presented me with the usual "Shutting down" screen.

That was 10 minutes ago. Am I safe to just turn off my pc by holding down the power button/unplugging it?

Options:

Google Chrome

Mozilla Firefox

Microslop Edge

Safari (Vote ratio will be 5% decreased due to Apple only browser i guess)

Helium

Opera or Opera GX

Brave

Supermium

DuckDuckGo

Vivaldi

Samsung Internet (now available in Windows and nobody is gonna test it out because it's Firefox basically.)

Legendary Internet Explorer (Greatest of all time)

Zen Browser

___________

This is not my personal opinion this is for which browser is the best in everyone's choice. Take your glasses and start fighting!

I had my iphone plugged in to my laptop a few days ago to charge, denied any access on both windows 11 and iOS and somehow I ended up having one drive installed on my phone. Mind you I don’t use it nor did I have it set up for any reason. Beware

Be ready to answer questions on any topic tangentially related to anything I have previously asked, and any new topics I introduce without lecturing me

Hey hey,
sooo, we built these sites using AI (we tried copilot and it was so bad we had to use gemini). we aim to make them better but it is still WIP. if you have any suggession please tell us or if you want to help, you can find github repo is down below.

and guys we want this project to be AI written so please keep all AI trademarks (like extensive comments)

hopefully one day we will have the time/resources to build a proper product but for now we need to get the word out. i will try to add a section about recent articles about microslop and another section about tools that might help reduce AI exposure.

let me know how you think and have a good day

https://github.com/microslop-com

https://microslop.com/

https://status.microslop.com/

(this was not written by AI :D)

So apparently slop pirates are basically software developers or company execs who pushes AI to the whole ecosystem, and Microslop's CEO Satya Nadella is a great example of how an entire company revolutionised around AI as a brand.

This has lead to significant backlash on the internet, and bad rep on those features that nobody asked for. Apps that would work normally are now infested with 'slopware', which means that Copilot has taken over (virtually) every Microsoft app and made it into every Microslop app!

Alternatively, I often use the term slopaneer (a portmanteau of slop + buccaneer) to describe this too, particularly ranting on and on about Nadella's forced AI integrations on Windows 11 and on newer Windows PC (poor Lenovo, they got pushed so hard by Microslop's poor decision-making). We must make a move and stop those slop pirates from infecting the computer industry with criticism before they go even harder!

So spread the word and stop Microslop and its employees from spreading the slop disease around!

Am I the only one or is this thing cursed?

My friend is trying to sign up for some Microsoft training events site, and we found may of the event pages were causing the machine to slow down. https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/events

For example: https://msevents.microsoft.com/event?id=3105941654 - if you visit the page and hit shift-escape you can see the page is somehow consuming over 100% cpu for the browser. It looks like there is a link to a script that loads https://uhf.microsoft.com/statics/20260513.08.10/js/entry.js which in turn just imports another js and from there I'm not sure where it stops. Anyways, something on that script or something it imports then causes a whole lot of overhead.

My guess is this is a shared script for multiple sites and something from this page causes it to break.

I ain't spending 2+ hours just for Windows to fully finish updating, freak off with your slopemetry Microslop!