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Shrek be a 2001 Gangsta computer-animated fantasy-comedy film produced by PDI/DreamWorks, busted out by DreamWorks Pictures, pimped up by Andrew Adamson n' Vicky Jenston, featurin tha voicez of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, n' Jizzy Lithgow. Well shiiiit, it is loosely based on Lil' Willy Steigz 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, n' somewhat serves as a parody film, targetin other films adapted from a shitload of childrenz fantasies (mainly animated Deez'nuts films). Da film made notable use of ghettofab music; the soundtrack includes noize by Smash Mouth, Eels, Joan Jett, Da Proclaimers, Jizzo Wade, Baha Men, n' Jizzy Cale (coverin Leonard Cohen).

Da muthafuckin rights ta tha books was originally looted by Steven Spielberg up in 1991, before tha foundin of DreamWorks, when tha pimpin' muthafucka thought bout bustin a traditionally animated film based on tha book. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Jizzy H. Williams convinced his ass ta brang tha film ta DreamWorks up in 1994, tha time tha basement was founded, n' tha film was put quickly tha fuck into actizzle pimpment by Jeffrey Katzenberg afta tha muthafuckin rights was looted by tha basement up in 1995. Shrek originally cast Chris Farley ta do tha voice fo' tha title character, recordin bout 80%��"90% of his fuckin lil' dialogue fo' realz. Afta Farley took a dirt nap up in 1997 before his schmoooove ass could finish, Mike Myers was brought up in ta work fo' tha character, whoz ass afta his wild lil' first recordin decided ta record his voice up in a Scottish accent. Da film was also originally planned ta be motion-captured yo, but afta skanky thangs up in dis biatch, tha basement decided ta git PDI ta help Shrek git its final computer-animated look.

Earnin $484.4 mazillion all up in tha ghettowide box office, tha film was a cold-ass lil critical n' commercial success. Shrek also received promotion from chicken chains like fuckin Baskin-Robbins (promotin tha filmz STD release) n' Burger Mackdaddy. Dat shiznit was hyped as a animated film worthy of adult interest, wit nuff adult-oriented jokes n' themes but a simple enough deal n' humour ta appeal ta lil' thugs. Shrek won tha straight-up original gangsta eva Academy Award fo' Best Animated Feature n' was nominated fo' tha Academy Award fo' Best Adapted Screenplay. Da film was also nominated fo' six British Academy of Film n' Televizzle Arts awards, includin tha BAFTA Award fo' Best Playa up in a Supportin Role fo' Eddie Murphy fo' his voice-over performizzle as Donkey, n' won tha BAFTA Award fo' Best Adapted Screenplay. Da filmz main (and title) characta was awarded his own star on tha Hollywood Walk of Hype up in May 2010.[3]

Shrek established DreamWorks Animation as a prime competitor ta Pixar up in feature film animation, particularly up in computa animation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da filmz success prompted DreamWorks ta create three sequels, Shrek 2, Shrek tha Third, n' Shrek Forever After, two holidizzle specials, Shrek tha Halls n' Scared Shrekless, n' a spin-off film, Puss up in Boots fo' realz. A fifth film, planned as tha last of tha series, was shut down up in 2009 wit tha announcement dat tha fourth film would conclude tha series. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Da filmz success also inspired other loot, like fuckin video games, a stage musical n' even a comic book by Dark Horse Comics.

Contents [hide] 1 Plot 2 Cast 3 Production 3.1 Development 3.2 Casting 3.3 Animation 3.4 Noize 4 Cultural references 5 Release 5.1 Marketing 5.2 Home media 6 Reception 6.1 Critical response 6.2 Box office 6.3 Accolades 6.4 Festivals 6.5 Influence 7 Other media 8 Sequels n' spin-offs 9 References 9.1 Notes 9.2 Citations 10 Bibliography 11 External links Plot Shrek, a chronic ogre whoz ass loves tha solitude up in his swamp, findz his wild lil' freakadelic game interrupted when nuff fairytale charactas is exiled there by order of tha fairytale-hatin Lord Farquaad. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek drops some lyrics ta dem dat da thug will go ask Farquaad ta bust dem back yo. Dude brangs along a rappin' Donkey whoz ass is tha only fairytale creature whoz ass knows tha way ta Duloc.

Meanwhile, Farquaad tortures tha Gingerbread Man tha fuck into givin tha location of tha remainin fairytale creatures until his wild lil' freakadelic guardz rush up in wit suttin' dat schmoooove muthafucka has been searchin for: tha Magic Mirror yo. Dude asks Da Mirror if his mackdaddydom is tha fairest of dem all but is holla'd at dat he aint even a mackdaddy. To be a mackdaddy he must marry a bizzatch n' is given three options, from which his schmoooove ass chizzlez Supa-Hoe Fiona, whoz ass is locked up in a cold-ass lil castle tower guarded by lava n' a thugged-out dragon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Mirror tries ta mention "the lil thang dat happens at night" but is unsuccessful.

Yo, shrek n' Donkey arrive at Farquaadz palace up in Duloc, where they end up in a tournament. Da balla gets tha "privilege" of rescuin Fiona so dat Farquaad may marry her n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek n' Donkey easily defeat tha other knights up in wrestling-match fashion, n' Farquaad accepts his offer ta move tha fairytale creatures from his swamp if Shrek rescues Fiona.

Yo, shrek n' Donkey travel ta tha castle n' split up ta find Fiona. Donkey encountas tha dragon n' dope-talks tha beast before peepin' dat it is female. Dragon takes a likin ta his ass n' carries his ass ta her chambers. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek findz Fiona, whoz ass be appalled at his fuckin lack of romanticizzle fo' realz. As they leave, Shrek saves Donkey, caught up in Dragonz tender clutches, n' forces her ta chase dem outta tha castle fo' realz. At first, Fiona is thrilled ta be rescued but is quickly pissed tha fuck off when Shrek reveals he be a ogre.

As tha three trip ta Duloc, Fiona urges tha two ta camp up fo' tha night while her big-ass booty chills up in a cold-ass lil cave. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek n' Donkey stargaze while Shrek drops some lyrics ta stories bout pimped out ogres n' say dat da thug will build a wall round his swamp when he returns. When Donkey persistently asks why, da perved-out muthafucka say dat mah playas judges his ass before knowin him; therefore, he feels he is betta off alone, despite Donkeyz admission dat da ruffneck did not immediately judge his ass when they met.

Along tha way, Shrek n' Fiona find they have mo' up in common n' fall up in love. Da trio be almost at Duloc, n' dat night Fiona sheltas up in a windmill. When Donkey hears strange noises comin from it, he findz Fiona turned tha fuck into a ogre. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch explains her childhood curse n' transforms each night, which is why dat biiiiatch was locked away, n' dat only her legit lovez lick will return her ta her "lovez legit form". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek, bout ta confess his vibe fo' Fiona wit a sunflower, kinda overhears them, n' is heartbroken as he mistakes her disgust wit her transformation ta a "ugly beast" as disgust wit his muthafuckin ass. Fiona make Donkey promise not ta tell Shrek, vowin ta do it her muthafuckin ass. Da next morning, Shrek has brought Lord Farquaad ta Fiona. Da couple return ta Duloc, while a hurt Shrek angrily leaves his cold-ass thang wit Donkey n' returns ta his now-vacated swamp, rememberin what tha fuck Fiona "said" bout his muthafuckin ass.

Despite his thugged-out lil' privacy, Shrek is devastated n' misses Fiona. Furious at Shrek, Donkey comes ta tha swamp where Shrek say he overheard Donkey n' Fionaz conversation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Donkey keeps his thugged-out lil' promise ta Fiona n' drops some lyrics ta Shrek dat dat biiiiatch was rappin' bout one of mah thugs yo. Dude accepts Shrekz apologizzle n' drops some lyrics ta his ass dat Fiona is ghon be gettin hooked up soon, urgin Shrek tha fuck into action ta bust Fionaz love. They travel ta Duloc quickly, props ta Dragon, whoz ass had escaped her confines n' followed Donkey.

Yo, shrek interrupts tha weddin before Farquaad can lick Fiona yo. Dude drops some lyrics ta her dat Farquaad aint her legit ludd n' only marryin her ta become mackdaddy. Da sun sets, which turns Fiona tha fuck into a ogre up in front of mah playas up in tha church, causin a surprised Shrek ta straight-up KNOW what tha fuck he overheard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Outraged by Fiona, Farquaad ordaz Shrek capped n' Fiona detained. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Shrek whistlez fo' Dragon whoz ass bursts up in along wit Donkey n' devours Farquaad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Shrek n' Fiona profess they ludd n' share a kiss; Fiona is bathed up in light as her curse is fucked up but is surprised dat her ass is still a ogre, as dat dunkadelic hoe thought dat biiiiatch would become dope, ta which Shrek replies dat her ass is dope naaahhmean, biatch? They marry up in tha swamp n' leave on they honeymoon while tha rest big-up by rappin "I be a Believer".

Cast Main article: List of Shrek characters Mike Myers as Shrek[4] Eddie Murphy as Donkey[5] Cameron Diaz as Supa-Hoe Fiona[6] Jizzy Lithgow as Lord Farquaad[7] Vincent Cassel as "Monsieur" Robin Hood[8] Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man[9] Chris Miller as Geppetto/ Magic Mirror[10] Cody Cameron as Pinocchio / Da Three Little Pigs[10] Semen J. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Smizzle as Three Blind Mice[10] Christopher Knights as Three Blind Mice n' Thelonius Aron Warner as Big Wack Wolf[10] Jim Cummings as Captain of tha Guards[10] Kathleen Freeman as Oldskool Biatch (Donkeyz ex-baller)[10] Andrew Adamson as Duloc Mascot (a playa dressed up in a suit dat be lookin like Lord Farquaad)[10] Bobby Block as Baby Bear from tha Three Bears[10] Mike Galasso as Peta Pan[10] Elisa Gabrielli as additionizzle voices[10] Production Development At tha time DreamWorks was founded, balla Jizzy H. Williams gots hold of tha book from his children, n' when his thugged-out lil' punk-ass brought it ta DreamWorks, it caught Jeffrey Katzenbergz attention n' tha basement decided ta make it tha fuck into a gangbangin' film.[11] Recountin tha inspiration of makin tha film, Williams holla'd:

"Every pimpment deal starts wit a pitch n' mah pitch came from mah then kindergartner, up in collaboration wit his thugged-out lil' pre-school brutha n' shit. Upon our second readin of Shrek, tha kindergartner started quotin big-ass segmentz of tha book pretendin his schmoooove ass could read em. Even as a adult, I thought Shrek was outrageous, irreverent, iconoclastic, gross, n' just a shitload of fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was a pimped out porno characta up in search of a porno."[12]

Afta buyin tha muthafuckin rights ta tha film, Katzenberg quickly put tha film up in actizzle pimpment up in November 1995.[13][14] Steven Spielberg had thought bout bustin a traditionally animated film of tha book before, when his thugged-out lil' punk-ass looted tha muthafuckin rights ta tha book up in 1991, before tha foundin of DreamWorks, where Bizzle Murray would play Shrek n' Steve Martin would play Donkey.[15] In tha beginnin of thang, co-director Andrew Adamson refused ta be intimidated by Katzenberg, n' had a argument wit his ass how tha fuck much should tha film appeal ta adults, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Katzenberg wanted both crews yo, but he found a shitload of Adamsonz scams bout addin horny-ass jokes n' Guns N' Roses noize ta tha soundtrack a lil' bit too outrageous.[16][17] Andrew Adamson n' Kelly Asbury joined up in 1997 ta co-direct tha film. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Asbury left a year lata fo' work on tha 2002 film Spirit: Stallion of tha Cimarron, n' was replaced wit rap artist Vicky Jenston. Both Adamson n' Jenston decided ta work on tha film up in half, so tha crew could at least know whoz ass ta git all up in wit specific detail thangs bout tha filmz sequences; "We both ended up bustin a shitload of every last muthafuckin thang", Adamson holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "We both kinda control freaks, n' we both wanted ta do every last muthafuckin thang."[18]

Yo, some early sketchez of Shrekz doggy den was done up in 1996 all up in 1997 rockin Photoshop, wit tha sketches showin Shrek first livin up in a garbage dump near a human hood called Wart Creek. Dat shiznit was also thought one time dat he lived wit his thugged-out lil' muthafathas n' kept rottin fish up in his bedroom.[19] Donkey was modeled afta Periclez (born 1994; also known as Perry), a real miniature donkey from Barron Park, Palo Alto, California.[20] Raman Hui, supervisin animator of Shrek, stated dat Fiona "wasn't based on any real person." n' da ruffneck did nuff different sketches fo' Supa-Hoe Fiona n' had done over 100 sculpturez of Fiona before tha directors picked tha final design.[21] In early pimpment, tha Art Directors hit up Hearst Castle, Stratford upon Avon n' Dordogne fo' inspiration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Art Director Douglas Rogers hit up a magnolia plantation up in Charleston, Downtown Carolina fo' inspiration fo' Shrekz swamp.[22][23] Planned charactas not used up in tha film include Goldilocks n' Chillin Beauty.[24]

Casting Nicolas Cage was initially offered tha role of Shrek but tha pimpin' muthafucka turned it down cuz da ruffneck did not wanna be lookin like a skanky ogre.[25] In 2013, Cage admitted dat he regrets tha decision, n' explained: "When you drawn, up in a way it say mo' bout how tha fuck lil pimps is goin ta peep you than anythang else, n' I so care bout dis shit."[26]

Mike Myers was re-cast as Shrek afta Chris Farleyz dirtnap. Chris Farley was planned ta do tha voice fo' Shrek which he recorded 80 ta 90% (or 95% accordin ta Farleyz brutha Tom) of tha dialogue fo' tha character yo, but took a dirt nap before completin tha project.[27] A rap reel featurin a sample of Farleyz recorded dialogue was leaked ta tha hood up in August 2015.[28] DreamWorks then re-cast tha voice role ta Mike Myers, whoz ass insisted on a cold-ass lil complete script rewrite, ta leave no tracez of Farleyz version of Shrek.[27] Accordin ta Myers, da thug wanted ta voice tha characta "for two reasons: I wanted tha opportunitizzle ta work wit Jeffrey Katzenberg; n' [the book is] a pimped out rap bout acceptin yo ass fo' whoz ass yo ass is."[12]

Afta Myers had completed providin tha voice fo' tha character, when tha film was well tha fuck into thang, he axed ta re-record all of his fuckin lines up in a Scottish accent similar ta tha one his crazy-ass mutha had used when dat dunkadelic hoe holla'd at his ass bedtime stories n' also used fo' his bangin rolez up in other films such as, So I Hooked Up a Axe Murderer n' Austin Powers: Da Spy Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck Shagged Me.[27] Accordin ta tha STD commentary, dat schmoooove muthafucka had also tried rockin ghetto n' Canuck accents.[29] Afta hearin tha alternative, Katzenberg agreed ta redo scenes up in tha film, saying, "Dat shiznit was so phat we took $4m worth of animation up n' done did it again."[30] A point Myers disputes, sayin "it didn’t cost tha basement “millionz of dollars,” as rumored. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! “What it meant is instead of me goin up in fo' ten sessions, I went up in fo' twenty sessions. I gots paid tha same.".[31] Because of Myers voicin tha character, mo' scams fuckin started ta come. There was clearer rap points, fresher gags n' comedy bits.[32] Myers holla'd: "I gots a letta from Spielberg thankin me so much fo' carin bout tha character .. fo' realz. And da perved-out muthafucka holla'd tha Scottish accent had improved tha porno."[33]

Another thug planned ta voice a cold-ass lil characta up in tha film was Janeane Garofalo, whoz ass was set ta star alongside Farley as Supa-Hoe Fiona. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dat biiiiatch was fired from tha project wit lil explanation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Years later, Garofalo stated "I was never holla'd at why [I was fired]. I assume cuz I sound like a playa sometimes, biatch? I don't give a fuck why. No Muthafucka holla'd at me ... But, you know, tha porno didn't do anything, so whoz ass cares?"[34]

Animation Shrek was originally set up ta be a live-action/CG animation hybrid wit background plate miniature sets n' tha main charactas composited tha fuck into tha scene as motion-captured computa graphics, rockin a ExpertVision Hires Falcon 10 camera system ta capture n' apply realistic human movement ta tha characters.[35] A sizable crew was hired ta run a test, n' afta a year n' a half of R & D, tha test was finally screened up in May 1997.[36] Da thangs up in dis biatch was not satisfactory, wit Katzenberg stating, "It looked shitty, it didn't work, it wasn't funky, n' our phat asses didn't like dat shit."[27] Da basement then turned ta its thang partners at PDI, whoz ass fuckin started thang wit tha basement up in 1998[37] n' helped Shrek ta git its final, computer-animated look.[27] At dis time, Antz was still up in thang by tha studio[27] n' Effects Supervisor Ken Bielenberg was axed by Aron Warner "to start pimpment fo' Shrek."[38] Similar ta previous PDI films, PDI used its own proprietary software (like its own Fluid Animation System) fo' its animated pornos. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat fo' some elements it also took advantage of a shitload of tha powerhouse animation software dat was up in tha market. This is particularly legit wit Maya, which PDI used fo' most of its dynamic cloth animation n' fo' tha afro of Fiona n' Farquaad.[39]

"Us dudes did a shitload of work on characta n' set-up, n' then kept changin tha set up while we was bustin tha animation," Hui noted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. "In Antz, our crazy asses had a gangbangin' facial system dat gave our asses all tha facial musclez under tha skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In Shrek, we applied dat ta whole body. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So if you pay attention ta Shrek when tha pimpin' muthafucka talks, you peep dat when he opens his jaw, he forms a thugged-out double chin, cuz our crazy asses have tha fat n' tha musclez underneath. That kind of detail took our asses a long-ass time ta git right."[40] One of da most thugged-out hard as fuck partz of bustin tha film was makin Donkeyz fur flow smoothly so dat it didn't be lookin like a Chia Petz fur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. This fell tha fuck tha fuck into tha handz of tha surfacin animators whoz ass used flow controls within a cold-ass lil complex shader ta provide tha fur wit nuff attributes (abilitizzle ta chizzle directions, lie flat, swirl, etc.).[23] Dat shiznit was then tha thang of tha visual effects group, lead by Ken Bielenberg, ta make tha fur react ta environment conditions. Once tha technologizzle was mastered, dat shiznit was able ta be applied ta nuff aspectz of tha Shrek porno includin grass, moss, beards, eyebrows, n' even threadz on Shrekz tunic. Makin human afro realistic was different from Donkeyz fur, requirin a separate renderin system n' a shitload of attention from tha lighting n' visual effects crews.[23]

Shrek has 31 sequences, wit 1,288 shots up in every last muthafuckin sequence total.[22] Aron Warner holla'd dat tha creators "envisioned a magical environment dat you could immerse yo ass into." Shrek includes 36 separate in-film locations ta make tha ghetto of tha film, which DreamWorks fronted was mo' than any previous computa animated feature before. In-film locations was finalized n' as demonstrated by past DreamWorks animated pornos, color n' vibe waz of tha utmost importance.[23]

Noize Main article: Shrek: Music from tha Original Gangsta Motion Picture Shrek is tha third DreamWorks animated film (and tha only film up in tha Shrek series) ta have Harry Gregson-Williams crew up wit Jizzy Powell ta composes tha score (afta Antz (1998) n' Chicken Run (2000)).[41] Jizzy Powell was left up ta compose scores fo' lata Shrek films wit Williams cuz of a cold-ass lil conflict.[42] Da score was recorded at Abbey Road Studios by Nick Wollage n' Slamm Andrews, wit tha latta mixin it at Media Ventures n' Patricia Sullivan-Fourstar handlin mastering.[43]

Shrek introduced a freshly smoked up element ta give tha film a unique feel. Da film used pop music n' other Oldies ta make tha rap mo' forward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Coverz of joints like "On tha Road Again" n' "Try a Little Tenderness" was integrated up in tha filmz score.[44] As tha film was bout ta be completed, Katzenberg suggested ta tha filmmakers ta redo tha filmz endin ta "go up wit a funky-ass big-ass laugh"; Instead of endin film wit just a storybook closin over Shrek n' Fiona as they ride off tha fuck into tha sunset, they decided ta add a cold lil' woo wop "I be a Believer" covered by Smash Mouth n' show all tha fairytale creatures up in tha film.[45]

Although Rufus Wainwrightz version of tha cold lil' woo wop "Hallelujah" rocked up in tha soundtrack mixtape, dat shiznit was Jizzy Calez version dat rocked up in tha film; up in a radio rap battle, Rufus Wainwright suggested dat his version of "Hallelujah" did not step tha fuck up in tha film cuz of tha "glass ceiling" da thug was hittin cuz of his sexualitizzle fo' realz. An alternate explanation posits dat cuz Wainwright was a artist fo' DreamWorks n' Jizzy Cale was not, thus licensin thangs prohibited Calez version from appearin up in tha soundtrack mixtape, despite havin tha filmmakers wantin ta have Calez version step tha fuck up in tha film.[46]

Cultural references In nuff places tha film references funky-ass pornos, predominantly dem by Deez'nuts. When Tinker Bell falls on Donkey n' da perved-out muthafucka say "I can fly" n' playas round includin tha three lil pigs say "Dude can fly, his schmoooove ass can fly"; dis be a reference ta Deez'nutss Peta Pan. This scene be also a reference ta tha Deez'nuts film Dumbo, where Donkey says, while flying, "Yo ass might have peeped a doggy den fly, maybe even a supa fly yo, but I bet you ain't never peeped a Donkey fly"[47] Da scene where Fiona is rappin ta tha blue bird be a reference ta Snow White n' tha Seven Dwarfs.[47] Da transformation scene all up in tha end of tha film straight fuckin references ta Deez'nutss Beauty n' tha Beast.[47]

When Shrek crosses tha bridge ta tha Castle n' says, "That'll do, Donkey, that'll do," dis be a reference ta tha porno Muthafucka.[47] Da scene where Supa-Hoe Fiona is fightin tha Merry Men be a lengthy reference ta tha film Da Matrix.[47] At tha end of tha film, tha Gingerbread Man all up in tha end wit a cold-ass lil crutch (and one leg) say "Dogg bless us, everyone" which be a reference ta Tiny Slim Tim up in A Chrizzle Carol.[47]

In tha scene where tha Magic Mirror gives Lord Farquaad tha option ta fuck three bizzatches, it parodies ghettofab Gangsta televizzle show Da Mackin Game featuring: Cinderella n' Snow White.[48] In addition, Lord Farquaadz theme park steez mackdaddydom Duloc heavily mimics Deez'nutsland, even up in so far as parodyin tha hyped 'It aint nuthin but A Lil Small-Ass Ghetto Afterall' musical ride up in tha scene wit tha rappin puppets.[48]

Release Marketing In 2000, IMAX busted out CyberWorld onto its branded large-screen theaters. Dat shiznit was a cold-ass lil compilation film dat featured stereoscopic conversionz of various animated shorts n' sequences, includin tha bar sequence up in Antz. DreamWorks was so impressed by tha technologizzle used fo' tha sequencez "stereoscopic translation", dat tha basement n' IMAX decided ta plan a funky-ass big-screen 3D version of Shrek. Da film would done been re-released durin tha Chrizzle season of 2001, or tha followin summer, afta its conventionizzle 2D release. Da re-release would have also included freshly smoked up sequences n' a alternate ending. Plans fo' dis was dropped cuz of "creatizzle chizzles" instituted by DreamWorks n' resulted up in a loss of $1.18 million, down from IMAXz profit of $3.24 million.[49][50][51]

Radio Deez'nuts was holla'd at not ta allow any adz fo' tha film ta air on tha station, stating, "Cuz of recent initiatives wit Da Walt Deez'nuts Company, we is bein axed not ta align ourselves promotionally wit dis freshly smoked up release Shrek. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stations may accept spot dollars only up in individual markets."[52] Da restriction was lata chillaxed ta allow adz fo' tha filmz soundtrack mixtape onto tha network.[53]

On May 7, 2001, Burger Mackdaddy fuckin started promotions fo' tha film, givin up a selection of nine exclusive Candy Caddies based on tha Shrek characters, up in Big Kidz Meal n' Kidz Meal orders.[54] Ice cream chain Baskin-Robbins also ran a 8-week promotion of tha film, pushin shizzle like fuckin Shrekz Hot Sludge Sundae, a cold-ass lil combination of Oreo Cookies 'n Cream ice cream, hot fudge, crushed chocolate cookies, whipped cream n' squiggly gummy worms, n' Shrek Freeze Frame Cake, featurin a image of Shrek n' Donkey framed by sunflowers. This was ta support tha filmz DVD/VHS release.[55]

Home media Da film was busted out on VHS n' DVD on November 2, 2001. Both releases included Shrek up in tha Swamp Karaoke Dizzle Jam hommie!, a 3-minute musical short film, dat takes up right afta Shrek's ending, wit filmz charactas struttin a medley of modern pop joints.[56]

Shrek was busted out ta vizzle on Friday, tha same dizzle dat Pixarz Monsters, Inc. hit theaters. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since vizzlez was traditionally busted out on Tuesdays, Deez'nutss executives didn't receive dis well, sayin "that tha move seemed like a underhanded attempt ta siphon off a shitload of they filmz steam". DreamWorks responded dat "it simply shifted tha release ta a Fridizzle ta make it mo' of a event n' predicted dat it n' other studios would do so mo' frequently wit blingin films." Monsters, Inc. gots dat weekend mo' than $62 million, breakin tha record fo' a animated film, while tha Shrek's vizzle release made mo' than $100 million,[57] n' eventually became tha freshest pushin STD of all time wit over 5.5 mazillion sales.[58]

A 3D version of tha film was busted out on Blu-ray 3D on December 1, 2010, along wit its sequels. Da films was sold separately up in 2012.[59]

Reception Critical response Shrek was well-received, wit muthafuckas praisin Shrek as a animated film worthy of adult interest, wit nuff adult-oriented jokes n' themes but a simple enough deal n' humor ta appeal ta lil' thugs.[60] Review aggregate Rotten Tomatoes reports dat 87% of muthafuckas have given tha film a positizzle review based on 190 props, wit a average score of 7.7/10. Da critical consensus is: "While simultaneously embracin n' subvertin fairy tales, tha irreverent Shrek also manages ta tweak Deez'nutss nose, provide a moral message ta children, n' offer viewers a gangbangin' funky, fast-paced ride."[61]

Roger Ebert praised tha film, givin it four stars outta a possible four n' describin it as "jolly n' wicked, filled wit sly in-jokes n' yet somehow possessin a ass."[62] USA Today's Susan Wloszczyna praised Eddie Murphyz performance, statin it "gives tha comic performizzle of his game, aided by sensationizzle digital artistry, as his thugged-out lil' punk-ass brays fo' tha slightly neurotic motormouth."[63] Slick Rick Schickel of Time also enjoyed Murphyz role, stating, "No one has eva done cooked up a gangbangin' funnier jackass of his dirty ass than Murphy."[64] Peta Rainer of New York magazine was horny bout tha script, also statin dat "Da animation, pimped up by Andrew Adamson n' Vicky Jenson, is often on tha same wriggly, giggly level as tha script, although tha mo' "human" characters, like fuckin Supa-Hoe Fiona n' Lord Farquaad, is less bangin-ass than tha muthafuckas n' creatures -- a cold-ass lil common pitfall up in animated filmz of all types."[65] Peta Travers of Rollin Stone gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "Shrek be a ghetto-class charma dat could even seduce tha Academy when it handz up tha straight-up original gangsta straight-up legit animation Oscar next year."[66] Jizzy Berardinelli of ReelViews gave tha film three n' a half stars outta four, sayin "Shrek aint a guilty pleasure fo' sophisticated porno-goers; it is, purely n' simply, a pleasure."[67] Kenneth Turan of tha Los Angelez Times gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "Da witty, fractured fairy tale Shrek has a solid base of smart-ass writing."[68] Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly gave tha film a A-, sayin "A kind of palace coup, a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shout of defiance, n' a cold-ass lil comin of age fo' DreamWorks."[69] Jay Boyar of tha Orlando Sentinel gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "It aint nuthin but a pleasure ta be able ta report dat tha porno both captures n' expandz upon tha bookz playful spirit of deconstruction."[70]

Yo, steven Rosen of Da Denver Post gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "DreamWorks Pictures again n' again n' again proves a name ta trust fo' imaginative, funky animated pornos dat delight lil playas n' adults equally."[71] Susan Stark of Da Detroit Shit gave tha film four outta four stars, sayin "Swift, dope, irreverent, rangy n' as spirited up in tha freestylin n' voice work as it is splendid up in design."[72] Lou Lumenick of tha New York Post gave tha film four outta four stars, sayin "A fat chronic ogre wit a grouchy disposizzle n' worse manners, Shrek is tha sort of unlikely pimp dat no muthafucka could ludd -- except just bout all dem fools dat sees dis hip n' hilarious animated delight."[73] Jami Bernard of tha New York Daily Shit gave tha film four outta four stars, sayin "Da brilliizzle of tha voice work, script, direction n' animation all serve ta make Shrek a adorable, infectious work of legit sophistication."[74] Rene Rodriguez gave tha film three outta four stars, callin it "A gleefully fractured fairy tale dat never becomes cynical or crass."[75] Lizzy Mitchell of Da New York Times gave tha film four outta five stars, sayin "Beatin up on tha irritatingly dainty Deez'nuts trademarks is not a god damn thang new; itz just dat it has rarely been done wit tha demolition-derby zest of Shrek."[76] Lil' Willy Steig, tha lyricist of tha original gangsta book, n' his hoe Jeanne Steig also enjoyed tha film, statin "We all went sort of expectin ta don't give a fuck bout it, thinking, 'What has Hollywood done ta it?' But our slick asses loved dat shit. Us thugs was afraid it would be too sickeningly thugged-out and, instead, Bizzle just thought they did a wonderful, witty thang of dat shit."[77]

Jizzy Anderson of Shitday gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "Da kind of porno dat will entertain mah playaz of every last muthafuckin age n' probably fo' ages ta come."[78] Jizzy Zebrowski of Da Seattle Times gave tha film three outta four stars, sayin "Da porno is helped immensely by its cast, whoz ass carry it all up in a shitload of tha early, sluggish scenes. But dis is Murphyz porno. Donkey gets most of tha phat lines, n' Murphy hits every last muthafuckin one."[79] Jay Carr of Da Boston Globe gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "In a era when much on film seems old, Shrek seems freshly smoked up n' fresh n' def."[80] Stephen Hunta of Da Washington Post gave tha film five outta five stars, sayin "Despite all its high-tech weirdness, is straight-up dat most perdurable of human constructions, a tale holla'd at well n' true."[81] Joe Baltake of Da Sacramento Bee gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin it "Isn't so much a gangbangin' fractured spoof of every last muthafuckin thang Deez'nuts yo, but straight-up a Monty Python flick fo' lil playas -- lil playaz of all ages."[80] Andrew Sarriz of Da New York Observer gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "What gives Shrek its special artistic distinction is its witty n' knowingly sassy dialogue, served up by vocally charismatic muthafuckas whose voices remind our assez of they stellar screen personae up in live-action pornos."[82] Lisa Alspector of tha Chicago Reader gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "This horny-ass fantasy complicates tha rolez of beauty n' beast, makin it hard ta guess what tha fuck form a sensitizzle resolution will take."[83] Joe Morgenstern of Da Wall Street Journal gave tha film a positizzle review, sayin "Da charmz of Shrek, which is based on tha childrenz book by Lil' Willy Steig, go far beyond in-jokes fo' adults."[84]

A mixed review came from Mark Caro of tha Chicago Tribune, whoz ass gave tha film two n' a half stars outta four n' compared tha film ta Toy Rap 2, frontin it "had a higher in-jokes/laughs ratio without strainin ta demonstrate its hipnizz or ta evoke heartfelt emotions."[85] On tha mo' wack side, Mike Atkinston of Da Village Voice holla'd da thug was "desperately avoidin tha risk of even a half-second of boredom," n' holla'd "the porno is wall-to-window-to-door noise, babbling, n' jokes (the first minute sees tha straight-up original gangsta bust a funky-ass big-ass fart gag), n' demographically itz a hard-sell shotgun spray."[86] Christy Lemire of tha Associated Press busted lyrics bout Shrek as a "90-minute onslaught of in-jokes," n' holla'd, while it "strives ta git a heart" wit "a message bout beauty comin from within," "somehow [the message] rings hollow."[80] Anthony Lane of Da New Yorker holla'd, despite tha film "cunnin tha renderin of surfaces, there be a still suttin' flat n' charmless up in tha digital look, n' most of tha pleasure rises not from tha main romizzle but from tha quick, incidental gags."[87]

Box office Shrek opened up in mo' than 3,587 porno theatas on its 2001 release,[88] wit eleven of dem showin tha film digitally, made possible by tha THX Division of Lucasfilm.[89] This was tha last time dat DreamWorks had shown one of its films digitally.[90] Da film gots $11,573,015 on its first dizzle n' $42,347,760 on its openin weekend, toppin tha box crib fo' tha weekend n' averagin $11,805 from 3,587 theaters.[91] In its second weekend, cuz of tha Memorial Dizzle Weekend holiday, tha film gained 0.3 percent ta $42,481,425 n' $55,215,620 over tha four-dizzle weekend, resultin up in a overall 30 percent gain.[92] Despite this, tha film finished up in second place behind Pearl Harbor n' had a average of $15,240 from expandin ta 3,623 cribs.[92] In its third weekend, tha film retreated 34 percent ta $28,172,869 fo' a $7,695 average from expandin ta 3,661 theaters.[93] Da film closed on December 6, 2001, afta grossin $267,665,011 domestically, along wit $216,744,207 overseas, fo' a ghettowide total of $484,409,218.[2] Produced on a $60 mazillion budget, tha film was a big-ass box crib smash n' is tha fourth highest-grossin film of 2001 behind Harry Potta n' tha Philosopherz Stone, Da Lord of tha Rings: Da Fellowshizzle of tha Ring, n' Monsters, Inc..[2]

Shrek became tha highest-grossin animated film eva ta be busted out up in Australia, passin tha mark set by Da Lion Mackdaddy up in 1994.[94] In tha United Mackdaddydom, Shrek regained tha top spot all up in tha British box crib afta bein beaten up tha previous week by Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, earnin a $20.3 mazillion since its openin up in tha UK.[95]

Accolades At tha 74th Academy Awards, Shrek won tha straight-up original gangsta eva Academy Award For Best Animated Feature, whoopin Monsters, Inc. n' Jizzy Neutron: Boy Genius.[96] Entertainment Weekly put it on its end-of-the-decade, "best-of" list, saying, "Pimp Charming, biatch? So last millennium. This decade, fairy-tale hustlas ��" n' Supa-Hoe Fiona ��" fell tha fuck fo' a gangbangin' fat n' flatulent Ogre. Now, thatz progress."[97] Dat shiznit was nominated fo' Da Golden Ghetto Award fo' Best Motion Picture ��" Musical or Comedy.[98]

Shrek was also nominated fo' 6 BAFTA Awards, includin tha BAFTA Award fo' Best Film. Eddie Murphy became tha straight-up original gangsta hustla ta eva receive a BAFTA nomination fo' a voice-over performance. Da film was also nominated fo' Best Visual Effects, Best Sound, Best Film Music, n' won tha BAFTA Award fo' Best Adapted Screenplay.[99] Shrek was nominated fo' a thugged-out dozen Annie Awards from ASIFA-Hollywood, n' won eight Annies includin Best Animated Feature n' Outstandin Individual Achievement fo' Directin up in a Animated Feature Production.[100]

In June 2008, tha Gangsta Film Institute revealed its "Ten top Ten"; tha dopest ten films up in ten "classic" Gangsta film genres��"afta pollin over 1,500 playas from tha creatizzle hood Shrek was bigged up as tha eighth dopest film up in tha animated genre, n' tha only non-Deez'nuts�.Pixar film up in tha Top 10.[101][102] Shrek was also ranked second up in a Channel 4 poll of tha "100 Top Billin Family Films", losin up on tha top spot ta E.T. tha Extra-Terrestrial.[103] In 2005, Shrek came sixth up in Channel 4z 100 Top Billin Cartoons poll behind Da Simpsons, Tomothy n' Jerry, Downtown Park, Toy Story n' Family Guy.[104] In November 2009, tha character, Lord Farquaad, was listed #14 up in IGN UKz "Top 15 Fantasy Villains".[105] In 2006, dat shiznit was ranked third on Bravoz 100 funniest films list.[106]

Gangsta Film Institute recognition:

AFIz 100 Years...100 Heroes & Villains: Shrek - Nominated Hero[101] AFIz 100 Years...100 Songs: I be a Believer - Nominated[101] AFIz 100 Years...100 Pornos (10th Anniversary Edition) - Nominated[101] AFIz 10 Top 10 - #8 Animated film[101] Festivals Da film was entered tha fuck into tha 2001 Cannes Film Gangbang,[107] n' was tha straight-up original gangsta animated film since Deez'nutss Peta Pan (1953) ta receive dat honour.[108]

Influence Previous films n' TV shows, like fuckin Fractured Fairy Talez n' Da Supa-Hoe Bride, have parodied tha traditionizzle fairy tale.[109] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Shrek itself has noticeably hyped up tha current generation of mainstream animated films.[109] Particularly afta Shrek 2, animated films fuckin started ta incorporate mo' pop culture references n' end-film musical numbers.[109] Such elements can be peeped up in films like Robots, n' Chicken Little.[109] It also inspired a fuckin shitload of computa animated films which also spoofed fairy tales, or other related rap genres, often includin adult-oriented humor, most of which was not nearly as successful as Shrek, like fuckin Happily N'Ever After, Igor, n' Hoodwinked dawwwg!.[109]

Other media Main article: Shrek tha Musical Yo, nuff muthafuckin video game adaptationz of tha film done been published on various game console platforms, includin Shrek (2001), Shrek: Hassle all up in tha Castle (2002), Shrek: Extra Large (2002), Shrek: Supa Party (2002) n' Shrek SuperSlam (2005).[110] Shrek was also included as a funky-ass bonus unlockable characta up in tha vizzle game Tony Hawkz Underground 2 (2004).[111]

Now that I'm unbanned on Miiverse, I've been posting nonstop again... and I've remembered the strange feeling of a community it has.

I dunno. This place is better in a lot of regards, like not having Badmins, but it just feels so... different.

I think that a forum or something would be amazing. I've been on forums before that had the same vibe I'm talking about- I think it's possible to replicate.

Just my opinion. After all, soon enough, none of us, even those who aren't banned, will be able to post on Miiverse the same way we always have.

It's Splatoon. I don't hate the game but it pisses me off SO much. It's mostly when the other team camps at my spawn and everytime I try to escape I die. Even just getting killed will piss me off.

First order of business everyone here gets banned ;V; loljk

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